Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #529: “Do the funky Chicken [FLASH]”
#529: “Do the funky Chicken [FLASH]”

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[20:14] <Cést_la_V> X-chan, make this whole debunking up to me by buying dinner for me...
[20:14] <Dr_Xadium> "Debacle?"
[20:14] <Dr_Xadium> I know full well it's your turn to buy dinner for *everyone*, don't shift the burden to me...
[20:15] <Cést_la_V> Onegaishimasu...
[20:15] * Cést_la_V uses the kawaii watery puppy eyes

[20:15] <Dr_Xadium> dammit... cannot... resist... the power...
[20:15] <Dr_Xadium> ...only... one alternative... to... save... hard earned money...
[20:15] <Dr_Xadium> ...you guys like Chicken right?
[20:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hell yeah... we'll take chicken man
[20:16] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- licks her lips

[20:16] * Cést_la_V nudges X-chan

[20:16] <Cést_la_V> Baka... chicken is expensive, you should have just offered to buy pizza....
[20:17] <Dr_Xadium> You're not the only one who can make master plans, Mina... everyone, before we go eat, please check out this offering by Burger king...
[20:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hmm... WTF..?
[20:18] <Cést_la_V> X-chan... what is...??
[20:18] <Dr_Xadium> It is known as the "subservient chicken". It obeys your commands. Heh.
[20:19] <// J_Daito //> Dammit I can't see it I don't have flash
[20:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL I told it to "eat me" and it gave me the FINGER!
[20:20] <// J_Daito //> Dammit I can't load the flash
[20:20] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> dizam dis rox i tild it to kiss me n it kissd a pilow
[20:21] <FireFly_9> This... is like some kind of quasi pornographic simulated live webcam avian experience...
[20:22] <Cést_la_V> How would Hotaru-chan know about that?!
[20:22] <FireFly_9> It's surprising what you find in Haruka-Poppa's cache...
[20:22] <Mdm_Maestro> HARUKA!
[20:24] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...erk
[20:24] <// J_Daito //> Damn Ten'ou I can't see it can you tell it to die
[20:24] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dude Im not gonna tell it to die
[20:24] <// J_Daito //> C'mon tell it to die
[20:24] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I don';t think it's gonna work
[20:24] <// J_Daito //> tell it to die!
[20:24] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- tells it to die

[20:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Holy [BLEEP]
[20:25] <// J_Daito //> What
[20:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> It died
[20:25] <// J_Daito //> no way
[20:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> But then it got up again
[20:27] <Cést_la_V> Ano...
[20:27] <Cést_la_V> I told it to sing and it did...
[20:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Now it's doing kung fu
[20:27] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> aww WAT DA FICK
[20:28] <Cést_la_V> Chibiusa-chan?
[20:28] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> I teld it 2 sax mi up n it wavd itz fanger at mi
[20:28] <// J_Daito //> HAh at least the creature has s standards
[20:29] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> kiz mi azz
[20:29] <FireFly_9> This is incredibly distrbing
[20:30] <FireFly_9> I told it to meditate.. and it did
[20:31] * Cést_la_V plays with this sick thing

[20:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WHAO... I told it "taco bell" and it started dancing with this chick
[20:56] <// J_Daito //> As in a young poultry?
[20:56] * // J_Daito // cannot see flash on his sega masterdrive

[20:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> No as in a GIRL chick.. dammit upgrade punk
[21:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> How the hell can I eat chicken now that I've seen it doing the tango with a chick
[21:00] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ya i totelly last my facking apeteit
[21:00] <Cést_la_V> I can't eat either... it's so ugly I can't keep anything down...
[21:01] <FireFly_9> Out there, somewhere, a fur rejoices... oh look, a wiki dedicated to listing its commands
[21:01] * FireFly_9 is nauseated

[21:01] <Dr_Xadium> hehehe
[21:01] <Cést_la_V> Tsk
[21:01] <Cést_la_V> You set us up!!
[21:01] <Dr_Xadium> hehehe
[21:01] <// J_Daito //> I couldn't see the flash, I want to feed, let's go
[21:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> But it's anthropomorphic man, how can you eat it?
[21:02] <// J_Daito //> I'll eat anything I can at least identify
[21:03] <Dr_Xadium> Heh at least I'll save some green ahhahaha
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I tried telling it to light itself on fire, but it wouldn't. Now I'm sad...

Solarchos [e-mail] • 04/16/04 04:39pm

Hm... It's a Chicken, that seems to want to Crash my computer.
At least I can see Flash on this piece of Junk.

Sheikm [e-mail] • 04/16/04 02:41pm

Hmmm ! Ho ho ho ho !!! This thing is amusing! Yet, freaky....

Uninformed Newbie [e-mail] • 04/16/04 02:03am



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