Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #518: “Easter Day Massacre”
#518: “Easter Day Massacre”

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*** Topic is '-= I'm sure this happens to all of you too =-'
[08:07] <FireFly_9> They spent the WHOLE dinner last night trying to get the spaghetti trick from Lady and the Tramp to work... it was disgusting.
[08:08] <=^catablanca^=> Yeah, it mighta been cute except for the fact that they both *really* liked the spaghetti and kept sucking the strands into their mouths at super speed
[08:09] <FireFly_9> It got quite ugly... and I thought martial arts dining was reserved for Ranma 1/2...
[08:10] <Cést_la_V> X-chan...
[08:10] <Dr_Xadium> What is it, Mina?
[08:10] <Cést_la_V> Happy Easter!
[08:11] * Cést_la_V hands you a chocolate bunny

[08:11] <Dr_Xadium> Erm...
[08:11] <Cést_la_V> Don't worry I'm not going to charge you for it like the Valentine's Choco! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[08:11] * Cést_la_V slaps X-chan on the back

[08:11] <Dr_Xadium> That's not it... see...
[08:12] * Dr_Xadium is ashamed

[08:12] <Dr_Xadium> It's such a cute chocolate bunny, with those cute beady little eyes and the trusting friendly smile...
[08:12] <Cést_la_V> Hai?
[08:13] <Dr_Xadium> I can't... I mean... I feel bad... eating such things...
[08:13] <Cést_la_V> Ano...
[08:13] <// J_Daito //> Ooh, a chocolate bunny
[08:13] * // J_Daito // rips the bunny out of Xadium's hands

[08:14] <// J_Daito //> You see, Xadium, the trick is to viciously snap the head off the body like so...
[08:14] * Dr_Xadium winces

[08:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Jed, I got dibs on the face man! I got dibs on the face!
[08:14] <// J_Daito //> Go for it
[08:15] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> gimme a facking eeer!!!
[08:15] <// J_Daito //> Take it and go sporechild
[08:15] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- chomps and chews

[08:15] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. raps da facker apurt wit her teet

[08:16] * // J_Daito // slowly enjoys the sumputuous delight of scooping out the chocolate bunny's chocolate brain with his tounge

[08:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And what... of the body
[08:17] <// J_Daito //> mine
[08:18] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> new itz maine u sums of batches gat outta my facking WHEEEEEY!!
[08:18] * Mdm_Maestro delicately steps into the fray and extracts the decapitated chocolate bunny

[08:19] * Mdm_Maestro shows it to Xadium

[08:19] * Mdm_Maestro smiles gracefully

[08:19] * Mdm_Maestro drops the whole thing in her mouth and consumes it in a manner totally in conformance with the laws of etiquette

[08:20] * Mdm_Maestro smirks

[08:20] <Cést_la_V> I'm not buying you a new one, X-chan...
[08:21] <Dr_Xadium> That's fine... did you finish it, Michiru
[08:21] <Mdm_Maestro> Almost, it's as finished as it'll be for the likes of you
[08:22] <Dr_Xadium> Hmph
[08:22] <Cést_la_V> What's she doing for you?
[08:22] <Dr_Xadium> nothing
[08:22] <Cést_la_V> ...
[08:23] <Mdm_Maestro> And now I know what Mephistopheles felt like! Heh!
[08:24] <Dr_Xadium> grr
[08:24] <Cést_la_V> Mezo what?
[08:24] <FireFly_9> The Demon to whom Faust sold his soul...
[08:25] * Cést_la_V smacks Xadium-chan on the head

[08:25] <Cést_la_V> What are you doing selling your soul?!
[08:25] <Dr_Xadium> That wasn't part of the deal, Kaioh! That wasn't part of the deal!
[08:26] <Mdm_Maestro> I have altered the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
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