Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #518: “Easter Day Massacre”
#518: “Easter Day Massacre”

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*** Topic is '-= I'm sure this happens to all of you too =-'
[08:07] <FireFly_9> They spent the WHOLE dinner last night trying to get the spaghetti trick from Lady and the Tramp to work... it was disgusting.
[08:08] <=^catablanca^=> Yeah, it mighta been cute except for the fact that they both *really* liked the spaghetti and kept sucking the strands into their mouths at super speed
[08:09] <FireFly_9> It got quite ugly... and I thought martial arts dining was reserved for Ranma 1/2...
[08:10] <Cést_la_V> X-chan...
[08:10] <Dr_Xadium> What is it, Mina?
[08:10] <Cést_la_V> Happy Easter!
[08:11] * Cést_la_V hands you a chocolate bunny

[08:11] <Dr_Xadium> Erm...
[08:11] <Cést_la_V> Don't worry I'm not going to charge you for it like the Valentine's Choco! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[08:11] * Cést_la_V slaps X-chan on the back

[08:11] <Dr_Xadium> That's not it... see...
[08:12] * Dr_Xadium is ashamed

[08:12] <Dr_Xadium> It's such a cute chocolate bunny, with those cute beady little eyes and the trusting friendly smile...
[08:12] <Cést_la_V> Hai?
[08:13] <Dr_Xadium> I can't... I mean... I feel bad... eating such things...
[08:13] <Cést_la_V> Ano...
[08:13] <// J_Daito //> Ooh, a chocolate bunny
[08:13] * // J_Daito // rips the bunny out of Xadium's hands

[08:14] <// J_Daito //> You see, Xadium, the trick is to viciously snap the head off the body like so...
[08:14] * Dr_Xadium winces

[08:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Jed, I got dibs on the face man! I got dibs on the face!
[08:14] <// J_Daito //> Go for it
[08:15] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> gimme a facking eeer!!!
[08:15] <// J_Daito //> Take it and go sporechild
[08:15] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- chomps and chews

[08:15] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. raps da facker apurt wit her teet

[08:16] * // J_Daito // slowly enjoys the sumputuous delight of scooping out the chocolate bunny's chocolate brain with his tounge

[08:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And what... of the body
[08:17] <// J_Daito //> mine
[08:18] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> new itz maine u sums of batches gat outta my facking WHEEEEEY!!
[08:18] * Mdm_Maestro delicately steps into the fray and extracts the decapitated chocolate bunny

[08:19] * Mdm_Maestro shows it to Xadium

[08:19] * Mdm_Maestro smiles gracefully

[08:19] * Mdm_Maestro drops the whole thing in her mouth and consumes it in a manner totally in conformance with the laws of etiquette

[08:20] * Mdm_Maestro smirks

[08:20] <Cést_la_V> I'm not buying you a new one, X-chan...
[08:21] <Dr_Xadium> That's fine... did you finish it, Michiru
[08:21] <Mdm_Maestro> Almost, it's as finished as it'll be for the likes of you
[08:22] <Dr_Xadium> Hmph
[08:22] <Cést_la_V> What's she doing for you?
[08:22] <Dr_Xadium> nothing
[08:22] <Cést_la_V> ...
[08:23] <Mdm_Maestro> And now I know what Mephistopheles felt like! Heh!
[08:24] <Dr_Xadium> grr
[08:24] <Cést_la_V> Mezo what?
[08:24] <FireFly_9> The Demon to whom Faust sold his soul...
[08:25] * Cést_la_V smacks Xadium-chan on the head

[08:25] <Cést_la_V> What are you doing selling your soul?!
[08:25] <Dr_Xadium> That wasn't part of the deal, Kaioh! That wasn't part of the deal!
[08:26] <Mdm_Maestro> I have altered the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
*** Disconnected


You wanna whack Michi, DJ WOLFWOOD? Not if I target her first. Actually...what the hell. You go for the head and I'll get her through the heart. That'll ensure she stays down.

Solarchos [e-mail] • 04/10/04 05:31pm

as I said before X...for a can of pringles, i'd be willing to pick Michi off with my mad sniper skills...just a thought..

DJ WOLFWOOD [e-mail] • 04/10/04 03:43pm

LOL it was just a commentary on the horrible fate of cute easter bunnies... Sometimes you guys read waay too much into things :)

Xadium • 04/10/04 10:02am

I'm more confused than I was five minutes ago, when Pikachu jumped in the window and blew up the TV he was watching... Oops.

Hmmm... What's Michiru-sama up to I wonder?

Sheikm [e-mail] • 04/10/04 09:50am

The only easter image I found that has reference to this is two Chocolate Easter Bunnies...

One of them said "Happy Easter", while the other said "What?" due to the fact his ears were bitten off.

YingGirl [e-mail] • 04/10/04 09:47am

Uh oh! Looks like Michiru-san is up to something again! What could she be up to? More blackmail? Could she have some ties to Dr. X that could spell doom for us all?...

I still think we should've sent her on a date with Fat Bastard...sure it would have scarred her for life, but at least she'd be less prone to stirring up conspiracies again.

SaturnGrl [e-mail] • 04/10/04 07:40am