Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #511: “Day of Reckoning”
#511: “Day of Reckoning”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= She's baaaaaaaaaaaaaack.... =-'
[07:37] * FireFly_9 yawns

[07:37] <FireFly_9> I can't get any rest these days...
[07:37] <=^catablanca^=> -sigh- I know, I know...
[07:37] <=^catablanca^=> Anyway, today's the day, isn't it?
[07:38] <FireFly_9> Yes, Michiru-momma will reap what she has sown... but it may be the end of us all.
[07:38] <// J_Daito //> HAHAHAHAHA!
[07:38] <FireFly_9> I see you're up bright and early...
[07:39] <// J_Daito //> I have been waiting for this all day....
[07:39] <spiritflame> a sick mind you have
[07:39] <// J_Daito //> heheheheh
[07:39] <// J_Daito //> Where the hell is Ten'ou...
[07:39] * // J_Daito // hurls a blast of ki through the ceiling towards Ten'ou's room

[07:40] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> dis bettar B sun god sit, heydite
[07:40] <// J_Daito //> Listen spore, let me explain something to you. Once you've seen this, your little mushroom-headed a[BLEEP]s will NEVER tangle with me again. It's THAT bad.
[07:41] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> u are fal of sit
[07:41] <// J_Daito //> We shall see...
[07:41] <// J_Daito //> We shall see...
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[07:41] <// J_Daito //> Hahahaha! She will pay for what she's done! Ooooooh yess.....
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[07:42] <H3LLI05> I got the call, ya'll
[07:43] <H3LLI05> let's see how you make her pay / the dark general who is gay
[07:43] <// J_Daito //> That. IS. ZOISITE. UNDERSTAND?!
[07:43] <FireFly_9> So are we going to bring Michiru-momma into channel before you unleash this horror?
[07:44] <// J_Daito //> Heh yes. But not yet.
[07:44] *** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- [] has joined #suburbansenshi

[07:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Guys! I was sleepin off my binge and then all of asudden the damn ROOM exploded! I think we're under attack!
[07:45] <FireFly_9> That was Jedite.
[07:45] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Damn, you should really stop lighting your farts
[07:45] <// J_Daito //> ...
[07:45] <// J_Daito //> I'm in TOO GOOD of a mood to worry about your ignorance right now, Ten;ou...
[07:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> shaddup
[07:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So I wanna see what your plan is for Michiru
[07:46] <// J_Daito //> You will, you will, I'm just waiting for the last of the peanut gallery to arrive
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[07:47] *** spiritflame sets mode +o Dr_Xadium

[07:48] <Cést_la_V> OHAYO!
[07:48] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh god, are you STILL hyper-genki
[07:48] <Dr_Xadium> morning all
[07:48] * Dr_Xadium is dead tired

[07:49] * // J_Daito // whacks the spore

[07:49] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> WAT DA FICK BICH!
[07:49] <// J_Daito //> That's for using our hyper sugar mind control on Aino there
[07:49] <Cést_la_V> ??
[07:50] <Cést_la_V> ♫ It's-not-Chibiusa-chaaan!
[07:50] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> im gona facking kal u, geydite!!!
[07:51] <FireFly_9> Bleh. Can we please get started?
[07:51] <// J_Daito //> yes, now that everyone is here
[07:51] <// J_Daito //> As you all know, Kaioh Michiru conspired in nefarious means and methods to corrupt the sanctity of our most sacred channel, #suburbansenshi...
[07:52] <Cést_la_V> ♫ ...Hurueru mune niwa... ♫
[07:53] <// J_Daito //> ...
[07:53] <// J_Daito //> What the hell is wrong with you?
[07:54] <Cést_la_V> ♫ Todaay's Minaaako-chaaan is Gennnki Gennnnki!! ♫
[07:54] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You gotta lay off the sugar...
[07:54] <Cést_la_V> kekekekekekekekee!
[07:55] * FireFly_9 sighs

[07:55] <FireFly_9> I don't think that will help.
[07:55] <Dr_Xadium> no it won't
[07:55] <// J_Daito //> Any way...
[07:55] <// J_Daito //> As you all know, Kaioh Michiru conspired in nefarious means and methods to corrupt the sanctity of our most sacred channel, #suburbansenshi...
[07:56] <// J_Daito //> ...and after extensive consultation and grave conference with the channel operator, one, a decision hath verily been made and vetted as to the punishment of the aforesaid Kaioh Michiru, and thus this most serious of decisions has been made and rendered...
[07:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> GET OT THE FU[BLEEP]ING POINT
[07:57] <// J_Daito //> ...that in due consideration for her wanton and willful attempt to damage and destroy the infrastructure of our channel, Kaioh Michiru should be exposed to the basest and most foul form of public humiliation heretofore ever devised by man, So let it be written, so let it be done, in nomine patris et filii et spiritus sancti, amen.
[07:59] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> geez hez sterious!!!1
[07:59] <Cést_la_V> I can't wait I can't WAIT!
[08:00] <// J_Daito //> Bring in the accused....
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[08:00] <Mdm_Maestro> I--
[08:01] <Mdm_Maestro> :|
[08:01] <// J_Daito //> For your crimes, I sentence you...
[08:02] <Mdm_Maestro> You can't hurt me! I can kiss anyone! I can take it! It's nothing to me! HOHOHOHOHOHOHOH!
[08:02] <// J_Daito //> Oh there will be no kissing....
[08:02] <Mdm_Maestro> what...?
[08:02] <Cést_la_V> ♫ ... ano hino himitsu no kisu ...
[08:03] <FireFly_9> Enough, already, Minako-san!
[08:03] <Cést_la_V>
[08:04] <// J_Daito //> I am not like the weakass Xadim, who thinks a mere kiss can inflict damage. I am pure evil, as you will soon see. Now... LET THE PUNISHMENT COMMENCE!
[08:04] <Dr_Xadium> Next time on Suburban Senshi.

[08:05] <Dr_Xadium> Just kidding
[08:05] <Cést_la_V> That was cruel, Xadium-chan!
[08:06] * Cést_la_V giggles and slaps Xadium on the back

[08:06] * Dr_Xadium needs a chiropractor

[08:06] <// J_Daito //> NOW! Behold her AGONY! Behold... the TRANSFURMATION OF KAIOH MICHIRU!!!!

[08:09] * FireFly_9 vomits

[08:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> OMG Jed, she never played dress up for me
[08:10] <Cést_la_V> Michiru-san? OMFG
[08:11] <// J_Daito //> Can you think of anything WORSE for the noble, effete upper-crust michiru? But this is only the beginning!

[08:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> We just won't talk about the giant banana back there...
[08:12] <// J_Daito //> no we won't
[08:12] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> LMAO geydite ur akshually hublinmatign har!!!
[08:13] <// J_Daito //> hahahahhahahah HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no my friends, this is but the start of her metamorphosis

[08:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Aww, so cute, so cuddly
[08:14] <FireFly_9> Actually, I think that's a badger suit of some kind...
[08:14] <// J_Daito //> LOL as you can see she tried to get me in a death grip, but the cute soft cuddly paws failed to do the job...
[08:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> aww, such cute, soft cuddly paws...
[08:16] <// J_Daito //> Soon, Ten'ou... soon she will be back to you... like all animals if released they come back to their masters because they are yours and did not go away
[08:17] <FireFly_9> That makes absolutely no sense.
[08:18] <// J_Daito //> Well I had to punish her for her insolence, so I created a "ruvu ruvu connection" for the blue haired bit[BLEEP]h...

[08:19] * FireFly_9 vomits again

[08:19] <Cést_la_V> Yiff??
[08:19] <FireFly_9> Definition.
[08:20] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- pukes

[08:21] * // J_Daito // laughs evilly

[08:21] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. daesnt c da prublem


[08:21] * =^catablanca^= sees it all the time

[08:21] * Cést_la_V projectile vomits

[08:22] * Dr_Xadium cleans off his face

[08:22] * H3LLi05 likes what he sees

[08:22] * spiritflame is in a deep shock

[08:22] <// J_Daito //> Heh. Well, after Kaioh got fully "broken in" by Biff there, she was truly one with the Furry experience, leading to her magnificent hallway debut as a full on, no regrets Fur:

[08:24] <FireFly_9> Oh my god.
[08:24] <// J_Daito //> Let that be the fate of all who f[BLEEP]k with us
[08:24] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> daaaaaaaaamn
[08:25] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hloy sit geydite i almust respackt u noe
[08:25] <// J_Daito //> Now, Kaioh can rejoin the channel.
[08:25] <Mdm_Maestro> woof... woof...
[08:25] * // J_Daito // pats her on the head

[08:26] <// J_Daito //> Good girl. Goood Wolfenmaiden
[08:26] <Mdm_Maestro> grr. Growl! RARR!
[08:26] * Mdm_Maestro eat kitty!!

[08:26] <=^catablanca^=> ACK!
[08:26] *** =^catablanca^= [] has left #suburbansenshi (Aww man! Why does this always happen to me!)

[08:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Umm... you turned her into a dog, dude. I'm not gonna [BLEEP] a dog
[08:27] <// J_Daito //> It's just a suit, you know
[08:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah but psychologically
[08:28] <// J_Daito //> Just wait for the estrus...
[08:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-->
[08:28] <FireFly_9> Oh good grief.
[08:28] <// J_Daito //> See, she's calling for you now, "Arooooooka"
[08:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah! XD
[08:29] *** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- [] has left #suburbansenshi (Here girl, here's a stick, let's play "fetch")

[08:30] *** Mdm_Maestro [] has left #suburbansenshi (AROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!)

[08:30] <// J_Daito //> Wait till Ten'ou realizes I house trained her by having her attack small Sailor Uranus dolls
[08:29] <Dr_Xadium> ... But she'll be fine as long as she doesn't transform...
[08:31] <FireFly_9> Err, AFAIK, Haruka-Poppa always transforms "before"... for the stamina...
[08:31] <Dr_Xadium> Too much information! And how do you---
[08:32] *** FireFly_9 [] has left #suburbansenshi (I hate living in this family)

[08:33] <// J_Daito //> HEhehe.. This I gotta see
[08:33] *** // J_Daito // [] has left #suburbansenshi (Everything that elevates an individual above the herd and intimidates the neighbor, is henceforth called evil.)

[08:33] *** GERMATOID [] has left #suburbansenshi (TIME FOR SOME TASTY... CARNAGE!! MUAHAHAHAHAA!

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OMFG! @o@ Run Haruka Run!!!!


Moonstar [e-mail] • 04/11/04 09:16pm

Gah. ((Obviously has no clue how to react))GAH?

Seiya Kou [e-mail] • 04/08/04 03:49pm

There was also an episode of CSI entailing-detailed-discussion of "yiffing," so I knew where this was going the moment I saw the first picture, but still...
I couldn't keep my eyes away. May my soul be damned, but I couldn't.

Lady Ultima • 04/08/04 03:06pm

There is. I know a few good furry artists. Though, the most of the furcadian community do dress themselves as animals. There was even an old ER episode where two people were stuck together via their costumes in the most akward position....

YingGirl [e-mail] • 04/08/04 02:32pm

that was....just...wrong on so many levels (takes a moment to whipe the bad-ness from his mind) oh well...time to prepare (cocks shotgun)

DJ WOLFWOOD [e-mail] • 04/08/04 02:13pm

wasn't there a "transformers" series of childrens books that had people turning into animals? they had nothing to do with robots, but carried the name "transformers". an i right?...anyway, talk about "beast wars" between Michiru and Haruka! ick!

cyborgmoon • 04/08/04 01:21pm

so... basically Michiru was on an episode of "Humanimals : Wild Makeovers" on the Discovery Health Channel?

Taka J • 04/08/04 12:14pm

there are such things as Furcadians? i thought it's just my imagination :p, do they do people not in an animal suit too? that'd be intra-species wouldn't it?

sera|girl [e-mail] • 04/08/04 11:50am

furcadian? that is the sickest, most perverse idea that has ever crossed my mind! and hopefully ever will! well, i'm glad x-man is making fun of them...a great punishment for michi, nevertheless

cyborgmoon • 04/08/04 11:48am

....You turned her into a Furcadian, basically people who dress up like animals, sometimes screw others who are also dressed as animals, and they draw humans with animal features...

It's a good punishment, but are you also bashing Furcadians as well?

YingGirl [e-mail] • 04/08/04 11:00am

LMMFAO!! That was AWSOME!!! Scary, but awsome none the less. Very fitting to be done to her. I'm sure Haruka-san will have fun with her new "pet". LOL

K. Nephrite [e-mail] • 04/08/04 10:54am! That was GREAT!! I could NOT have come up with anything better! Jed rules!
Don't worry, Sheikm. Haruka's not going to die. She and Michi ain't nothin' but they're doin' it like they do on the Discovery Channel...!

Solarchos [e-mail] • 04/08/04 09:50am

Scary... I wonder if Michi will kill Haruka-sama? Who knows....
Oh well, if all goes wrong, blame it on Jed.
If you can't blame it on Jed, blame it on the Spore.

Sheikm [e-mail] • 04/08/04 08:23am

OMGWTFBBQ?? O_O lol wow!! scary though...

starcat [e-mail] • 04/08/04 08:18am