Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #510: “'The Dialog' in the Early Morning”
#510: “'The Dialog' in the Early Morning”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= Bryan ph33rs Ritz Crackerz =-'
[07:43] * FireFly_9 rubs her eyes tiredly

[07:44] <=^catablanca^=> it *was* really loud
[07:44] <=^catablanca^=> I can't blame you
[07:44] <FireFly_9> Yes, but.. ugh...
[07:52] * FireFly_9 shudders

[07:45] <=^catablanca^=> that must have been embarassing
[07:45] <FireFly_9> Indeed. It was inevitable, I suppose. Ugh. Still, I...
[07:46] * FireFly_9 will just have to use sento for the next week or so

[07:46] <=^catablanca^=> I wonder if cats can use sento
[07:47] <FireFly_9> Forgive me, but don't you use your tounge for that?
[07:47] <=^catablanca^=> Earth cats, maybe! Really! How rude!
[07:47] <FireFly_9> Sumimasen...
[07:47] <=^catablanca^=> S'okay, don't worry about it
[07:48] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So how you doin' Arty?
[07:48] <=^catablanca^=> I've decided to get over Luna's... luna's cruel relationship with another maaaaaaaaan............ *sobs*
[07:49] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh boy
[07:49] <=^catablanca^=> Yeah, I'm just going to use it as leverage when she bosses me around...
[07:49] * =^catablanca^= coughs "astronaut" and puts on a weepy face

[07:49] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LMAO
[07:49] <FireFly_9> Haruka-poppa, I heard of the joke Jedite pulled on you the other day...
[07:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> gah he's gonna pay
[07:52] <FireFly_9> Don't you think you should just *try* to get in Michiru-momma's good graces?
[07:53] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man, don't you think I have? She already said she won't *look* at me until I get her back in channel
[07:53] <FireFly_9> But she rarely spoke in channel unless it was to try and take us over...
[07:54] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah well, you know how it is, you don't miss the privilege until you don't have it anymore
[07:54] <FireFly_9> I suppose...
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[07:54] <Cést_la_V>
[07:55] <FireFly_9> ...
[07:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Whassup, Neko-chan #2?
[07:55] <Cést_la_V> Today's Sailor V is tearing along at TURBO FULL THROTTLE!!
[07:56] <Cést_la_V>
[07:56] <FireFly_9> Good grief, you really *do* have boundless energy, don't you.
[07:58] <=^catablanca^=> scary
[07:58] <Cést_la_V> huh? The super-cheerful girl Aino Minako is active for love and for justice!!
[07:58] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Bah, love. Love is just what you can get the other person to do for you
[07:59] * Cést_la_V frowns

[07:59] <Cést_la_V> Don't grout your heretical news to the Goddess of LOVE, Haruka-san!
[08:00] <FireFly_9> "Spout... heretical views"
[08:00] <Cést_la_V> You know what they say!! "Love is a very splendid fling!!"
[08:01] <FireFly_9> I'll bet... err, "Love is a many-splendored thing".
[08:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Bah, what are you so bitter for, Hotaru, you live like a monk
[08:02] <FireFly_9> I am *not* a monk, I am simply cautious and deliberate...
[08:03] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- points to the poster of Hayase Shun in the attic

[08:04] <FireFly_9> Yes and you know why it's in the attic, don't you?
[08:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man so it turns out his rapid recovery was due to 'roids and creatine and blood doping, I mean COME ON Hotaru, no one's perfect
[08:05] <FireFly_9> I based my WHOLE life around trying to surpass my weakness as he did!
[08:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Then why didn't you eat the nanobots your dad was giving you? You had to DIE to get better!
[08:11] <FireFly_9> Honestly...
[08:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man, I gotta get Michi back in channel...
[08:16] <FireFly_9> I suppose we can try to work something out...
[08:17] <Cést_la_V> ♫ ...Kondokoso watashino ban... Doki doki tokimekuno... ♫
[08:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You're just too damn genki for the morning, you know that
[08:17] <=^catablanca^=> she never used to be like that back when she had to get up for school...
[08:17] * Cést_la_V playfully smacks Artemis' head

[08:17] <FireFly_9> You have no idea... it's worse when you haven't gotten ANY REST
[08:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> HAH! You're the one who wanted to move in with her!
[08:18] <FireFly_9> I regret NOTHING!
[08:18] <Cést_la_V> ♫ ...Uki uki tokimeku no ♫...
[08:19] *** Cést_la_V [] has left #suburbansenshi (the early bird kills two worms with one stone!!)

[08:21] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> whoa...
[08:22] <FireFly_9> Life with Minako-san can be summed up with the ancient Chinese curse, "May you live in interesting times".
[08:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> *sigh* I remember when you used to say that s[BLEEP]t about me...
[08:23] <FireFly_9> Hmm...
[08:23] *** // J_Daito // [] has joined #suburbansenshi

[08:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh!
[08:24] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- readies to kick some ass

[08:24] <// J_Daito //> Wait, Ten'ou, waiiiiiit...
[08:24] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Why the F should I wait, deadman talking?
[08:24] <// J_Daito //> You touch me and Tsukino Usagi gets *the photo*
[08:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Bah! If I kill you fast enough, she gets jack [BLEEP]
[08:26] <// J_Daito //> Should I die under any suspicious circumstances, my attorney has been instructed to publish the picture worldwide
[08:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So I'll off him too!
[08:27] <// J_Daito //> Well, Tony Soprano, if you do that, his attorney will..
[08:28] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--'s head hurts

[08:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'll kill you all anyway!
[08:29] <// J_Daito //> Ooh look, comics!
[08:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Wha?! Ooh! Japanese kids putting their own words into Penny Arcade!!
[08:32] * // J_Daito // rubs his hands together

[08:32] <// J_Daito //> All too easy.
[08:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Don't laugh, mother[BLEEP]er, I'm still gonna kill you...
[08:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> just... not right now...
[08:33] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
reads searching for nancy
[08:35] <FireFly_9> heh, this is a typical late-night drunken conversation between Haruka-poppa and Jedite...
[08:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> and what if it is
[08:36] *** .'~SugaBB_2999~'. [cndygrrl@gigaport.capitalnet.ct] has joined #suburbansenshi

[08:36] <FireFly_9> Ohayo Gozaimasu, Chibiusa-chan
[08:36] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. robs har eyez

[08:37] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> oh wat da fick dere's lite outsyde...
[08:37] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. desides 2 go back 2 slap

[08:37] <FireFly_9> Stay awake, Chibiusa-chan!
[08:37] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> gawd dimmit, itz 2 earliee 4 mi
[08:38] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> sew wat da fack iz gong on dis mroning?
[08:38] <FireFly_9> Haruka-poppa is reading comics, after which time she will kill Jedite, Minako-san is even more bright and bubbly than usual, and I'm bearing witness to the whole sorry spectacle.
[08:39] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshshsh gawd dimmit i wiss i hod sum of UR dadies tatsy cofeee 2 simulate my bran
[08:40] <// J_Daito //> Bah, a simple pocket calculator could "simulate your brain"... a pocket caculator from 1975
[08:40] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> u kno, u alwayz facking macking mi
[08:40] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> y u alwayz macking m1??
[08:41] * // J_Daito // shudders

[08:41] <// J_Daito //> It's "mock", not "mack", you deformed turnip-- Metallia help me if I ever sink so low as to "mack" the likes of you
[08:41] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fak u, elioz an profassor tomao mack mi all da tim
[08:42] <FireFly_9> Chibiusa, why are you so meretricious?
[08:42] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> wtf horatru speek japanses
[08:42] <FireFly_9> Ugh! My brain is too tired for this. Why are you so... (can't put it into simpler words)
[08:43] <FireFly_9> meretricious
[08:44] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> wat da fick gurl, itz 8:44 in da moaning, u epxect mi 2 reed?
[08:44] <FireFly_9> Moaning, ugh...
[08:44] <FireFly_9> You REALLY must learn how to spell, this is getting ridiculous.
[08:45] <=^catablanca^=> blame it on the 31st century educational system... Neo Queen Serenity isn't big on promoting the three R's....
[08:46] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> dan u, atremis!!!1
[08:46] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. reeds da defanitshun of maratikous n pats it en her traslator

[08:47] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> horatru...
[08:47] <FireFly_9> ?
[08:47] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i kno dis sit will tramatize u
[08:47] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> but eyem 903 yarz old
[08:47] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> im an olde women
[08:47] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i had da intranet sance i wuz lik 13 dayz ole
[08:47] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i seen it allz
[08:47] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i kno wat i went an hoe 2 gat it
[08:48] <FireFly_9> Oh my god...
[08:48] * FireFly_9 blocks her ears

[08:48] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> dint denai it!!1 i'm all groan up!!1
[08:48] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i haf needz, wents n deziares!!!1
[08:49] <FireFly_9> This is insane, this is insane..
[08:49] <=^catablanca^=> Now you know how we all used to feel at the palace... no courtier was safe...
[08:50] <// J_Daito //> Heh
[08:50] * // J_Daito // cracks neck

[08:50] <// J_Daito //> Face it, Hotaru, the spore is a man trap
[08:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah, but you'd have to be pretty desperate to be trapped by *that*
[08:51] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fak U bich, if i use da slivar kistak i cen becum black layde and seduse UR aszz!!1
[08:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Sorry, Chibi-runt, Lois Lane already beat you to it with the help of a Kryptonian machine
[08:52] <FireFly_9> Could you possibly introduce a more irrelevant non sequitor, Haruka-poppa?
[08:52] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What?
[08:52] <FireFly_9> Could you possibly get more off topic?
[08:53] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I KNOW WTF you SAID, I don't have the vocabulary of a TWO YEAR OLD, I am merely reacting to WHY you think it's a non sequitor!
[08:53] <FireFly_9> What does Lois Lane and a machine from Krypton have to do with Black Lady?
[08:54] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> this
[08:57] <FireFly_9>
[08:57] <FireFly_9> I'm too tired for all this nonsense. I find this joke to be in very poor taste.
[08:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Joke?
[08:58] <FireFly_9> This is obviously a photoshop hack job, albeit well done.
[08:58] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Uhh, no, this is REAL DC, you can find it in the "Superman in the 70's" compilation.
[08:59] <FireFly_9> Obviously... a site that is also in on the joke......
[08:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> This girl is in serious denial today, isn't she?
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[08:59] *** spiritflame sets mode +o Dr_Xadium

[09:00] <FireFly_9> Oh, you're still alive after all that?
[09:00] <Dr_Xadium> All... better... now.
[09:00] * Dr_Xadium drops dead

[09:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Poor guy, Amazing Nurse Minako finally did him in...
[09:00] <FireFly_9> Hmph.
[09:01] <=^catablanca^=> I'll drag him outside before Mina gets back.
[09:01] <FireFly_9> *Please* do.
[09:01] <Dr_Xadium> ...wait...!
[09:01] <=^catablanca^=> ?
[09:01] <Dr_Xadium>, I'm going to be out of it for a while longer, in the words of genma saotome... I leave it all... to you... sorry for the... imposition...
[09:02] * Dr_Xadium passes out

[09:13] *** Dr_Xadium [] has left #suburbansenshi (spero nos familiares mansuros)

[09:13] *** =^catablanca^= [] has left #suburbansenshi (This hep cat wears no hats)

[09:03] <spiritflame> typical
[09:03] <FireFly_9> I'd better go see about booking with the sento for this evening.
[09:03] * FireFly_9 scowls

[09:04] <spiritflame> chotto matteyo
[09:04] <FireFly_9> Yes?
[09:04] <spiritflame> michiru's status
[09:05] <spiritflame> let us resolve it today
[09:05] <spiritflame> her return is nigh
[09:08] <FireFly_9> You heard Dr. Xadium, as the sole channel Op while he recuperates from his "recuperation", the decision is soley yours...
[09:08] <spiritflame> grudgeful i am not
[09:08] <spiritflame> but punishment warranted
[09:09] <spiritflame> kaioh reprobate
[09:10] <// J_Daito //> I say we kill her.
[09:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> No way dude, I need her alive!
[09:14] <// J_Daito //> Bah, living is optional
[09:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I dunno how you did [BLEEP] in that cave of yours but
[09:14] <// J_Daito //> Ten'ou, she screwed us all over
[09:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> She can screw me over ANYTIME! That's what TRUE LOVE is about!
[09:15] <FireFly_9> No, that's what oxytocin is about...
[09:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You are a bitter, bitter young woman, you know that?
[09:17] <FireFly_9> keh.
[09:17] <FireFly_9> Personally, I want my pound of flesh.
[09:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well so do I... just... in a different context... I mean, I don't want "my" so much as "to"... eheheheheheheehe
[09:18] <FireFly_9> Good grief... how I ever managed to come out well-adjusted after being raised by you I'll never know.
[09:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And who says you're well adjusted?
[09:19] <// J_Daito //> Stop picking on Tomoe, Ten'ou, and let's figure out how to punish Kaioh...
[09:20] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I know EXACTLY how to punish her... ehehehehehehe
[09:20] <FireFly_9> Honestly!, if you please?
[09:21] *** -spiritflame- has kicked --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- from #suburbansenshi (REASON: enough ecchi talk)

[09:21] <// J_Daito //> Excellent. Now let us plan the electrocution... err, execution of Kaioh Michiru.
[09:24] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> da poall sez she shuld kass sum1
[09:25] <// J_Daito //> can't we ban this runt from channel until she learns how to spell?
[09:25] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ate ez U whoo dnt kno haw 2 SPALL, nit EYE bich!!1
[09:25] <FireFly_9> But who should Michiru-momma kiss?
[09:26] <// J_Daito //> Let us turn to the power of the intarweb and erotopr0n fanfic
[09:26] <FireFly_9> What?
[09:26] <// J_Daito //> Let's google for "Michiru kissed" "passionately" -Haruka
[09:27] <FireFly_9> Unbelievably, that yielded ZERO hits...
[09:29] <// J_Daito //> Damn, I guess Ten'ou is right... she *is* just some kind of attachment, like one of those "keepers" from Babylon 5, or a sick blue-haired remora type thing.
[09:30] <FireFly_9> Hmm... fun with Google, eh?
[09:32] <// J_Daito //> Hmm, but the kissing thing is kinda old... I mean, you had Lawler, Spore had Kerry
[09:33] <FireFly_9> Wasn't that you?
[09:33] <// J_Daito //> Gah! A clone, kid, a clone
[09:33] <FireFly_9> Hmm... I suppose the objective here is massive visual humiliation.
[09:34] <// J_Daito //> Hah, too bad I cornered the market on that when I did what I did to Ten'ou
[09:34] <FireFly_9> heh.. I wonder... what would be anathema to Michiru-momma...
[09:38] <// J_Daito //> I know.
[09:38] <FireFly_9> ?
[09:38] <// J_Daito //> it's bad, 'Taru.
[09:38] <FireFly_9> You rarely ever use my first name, least of all a contraction...
[09:38] <// J_Daito //> Because it's such a deliciously bad thought I can't help but be familiar about it
[09:39] <FireFly_9> That bad?
[09:39] * // J_Daito // privmsgs Hotaru

[09:40] <FireFly_9> Good god.
[09:40] <FireFly_9> She would never forgive us.
[09:40] <FireFly_9> THE USERS would never forgive us.
[09:40] <FireFly_9> There would be... a revolt.
[09:40] <// J_Daito //> Which just means it's SO horrible that it's perfect, yes?
[09:41] <FireFly_9> This could be the end of our channel.
[09:42] <// J_Daito //> But it would PUNISH her
[09:42] <FireFly_9> It would punish EVERYONE...
[09:42] <// J_Daito //> She'd NEVER mess with us again
[09:42] <FireFly_9> Our hits would drop to zero
[09:42] <// J_Daito //> Life is risk
[09:42] <// J_Daito //> And she has been a bad girl
[09:43] <FireFly_9> But not this bad, surely...
[09:43] <// J_Daito //> Hah the mighty Sailor Saturn has no stomach for what must be done, I see this now.
[09:43] <FireFly_9> But the cost... the horrible, horrible cost...
[09:44] * // J_Daito // privmsgs his former incredibly hot girlfriend

[09:44] <spiritflame> unbelievable
[09:44] <spiritflame> trauma reaches infinite
[09:45] <spiritflame> scandal without end
[09:45] <// J_Daito //> So, miss OP, is it a go?
[09:45] <spiritflame> ...
[09:45] <spiritflame> yes
[09:45] <FireFly_9> I'm... going to try and get some rest... I think I'm going to need it after this gets out.
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@.@ Ya know, it is hard to find good pics of Michiru and Haruka together. There are only like two famus ones, and then REALLY crappy fan art.

What could be this great terror. . .

Moonstar [e-mail] • 04/11/04 09:05pm

Hey, at this point, I wouldn't mind killing her, and I hit on her once. But that would just make a mess, and my suit would get dirty. (not to mention the fuku)

Seiya Kou [e-mail] • 04/08/04 06:30am

*snickers* Right...though Sephiroth-sama wouldn't mind killing her.

YingGirl [e-mail] • 04/08/04 01:21am

It isn't the kiss I'm worried about, it's the after effects....we may have to put Michi down for reasons of total loss of sanity...remember,she's the "refined" this could devastate her ego as well as her mind. I still say a public apology would be best, that way I 'aint got to shoot her...besides,the brain and blood wont ever come out of my black suede dress shirt...and I like this me get laid...

DJ WOLFWOOD [e-mail] • 04/08/04 01:17am

What they're talking about can't be THAT bad...could it? What person could Michi kiss that would cause THAT kind of an uproar?
Either way, I'm going along with Starcat and DJ WOLFWOOD - I'm grabbing the guns and the Kevlar.

Solarchos [e-mail] • 04/07/04 08:17pm

Is it worse than my suggestion to make her kiss Fat Bastard from Austin Powers?

SaturnGrl [e-mail] • 04/07/04 08:15pm

I believe it's spelled "molotovs", DJ. But I'll get a few. Just in case.~_^ Also, Xadium, can anything be THAT BAD? put in a real cliffhanger of an ending there.

starcat [e-mail] • 04/07/04 07:50pm

(Yoda voice.) Scared? You should be. You should be.

Lady Ultima • 04/07/04 04:17pm

Haruka's just a freak.
Jedite's just.... strange... beyond all belief.
Hotaru's getting thrown into this beyond all will of her own.
Chibi...... she just can't spell.
The other's are just, the others.

Seiya Kou [e-mail] • 04/07/04 02:54pm

apparenty Haruka has got the jungle fever!

cyborgmoon • 04/07/04 02:30pm

oh dear god...somebody ready the motolov's,i'll start loading the shotguns....this ones gonna get ugly

DJ WOLFWOOD [e-mail] • 04/07/04 12:28pm

Why am I frightened and intregued at the same time???

K. Nephrite [e-mail] • 04/07/04 12:04pm

Hmm... I really don't want to think about what Jed told 'Taru and
This should be intresting though...

Sheikm [e-mail] • 04/07/04 09:49am