Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #510: “'The Dialog' in the Early Morning”
#510: “'The Dialog' in the Early Morning”

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*** Topic is '-= Bryan ph33rs Ritz Crackerz =-'
[07:43] * FireFly_9 rubs her eyes tiredly

[07:44] <=^catablanca^=> it *was* really loud
[07:44] <=^catablanca^=> I can't blame you
[07:44] <FireFly_9> Yes, but.. ugh...
[07:52] * FireFly_9 shudders

[07:45] <=^catablanca^=> that must have been embarassing
[07:45] <FireFly_9> Indeed. It was inevitable, I suppose. Ugh. Still, I...
[07:46] * FireFly_9 will just have to use sento for the next week or so

[07:46] <=^catablanca^=> I wonder if cats can use sento
[07:47] <FireFly_9> Forgive me, but don't you use your tounge for that?
[07:47] <=^catablanca^=> Earth cats, maybe! Really! How rude!
[07:47] <FireFly_9> Sumimasen...
[07:47] <=^catablanca^=> S'okay, don't worry about it
[07:48] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So how you doin' Arty?
[07:48] <=^catablanca^=> I've decided to get over Luna's... luna's cruel relationship with another maaaaaaaaan............ *sobs*
[07:49] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh boy
[07:49] <=^catablanca^=> Yeah, I'm just going to use it as leverage when she bosses me around...
[07:49] * =^catablanca^= coughs "astronaut" and puts on a weepy face

[07:49] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LMAO
[07:49] <FireFly_9> Haruka-poppa, I heard of the joke Jedite pulled on you the other day...
[07:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> gah he's gonna pay
[07:52] <FireFly_9> Don't you think you should just *try* to get in Michiru-momma's good graces?
[07:53] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man, don't you think I have? She already said she won't *look* at me until I get her back in channel
[07:53] <FireFly_9> But she rarely spoke in channel unless it was to try and take us over...
[07:54] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah well, you know how it is, you don't miss the privilege until you don't have it anymore
[07:54] <FireFly_9> I suppose...
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[07:54] <Cést_la_V>
[07:55] <FireFly_9> ...
[07:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Whassup, Neko-chan #2?
[07:55] <Cést_la_V> Today's Sailor V is tearing along at TURBO FULL THROTTLE!!
[07:56] <Cést_la_V>
[07:56] <FireFly_9> Good grief, you really *do* have boundless energy, don't you.
[07:58] <=^catablanca^=> scary
[07:58] <Cést_la_V> huh? The super-cheerful girl Aino Minako is active for love and for justice!!
[07:58] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Bah, love. Love is just what you can get the other person to do for you
[07:59] * Cést_la_V frowns

[07:59] <Cést_la_V> Don't grout your heretical news to the Goddess of LOVE, Haruka-san!
[08:00] <FireFly_9> "Spout... heretical views"
[08:00] <Cést_la_V> You know what they say!! "Love is a very splendid fling!!"
[08:01] <FireFly_9> I'll bet... err, "Love is a many-splendored thing".
[08:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Bah, what are you so bitter for, Hotaru, you live like a monk
[08:02] <FireFly_9> I am *not* a monk, I am simply cautious and deliberate...
[08:03] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- points to the poster of Hayase Shun in the attic

[08:04] <FireFly_9> Yes and you know why it's in the attic, don't you?
[08:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man so it turns out his rapid recovery was due to 'roids and creatine and blood doping, I mean COME ON Hotaru, no one's perfect
[08:05] <FireFly_9> I based my WHOLE life around trying to surpass my weakness as he did!
[08:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Then why didn't you eat the nanobots your dad was giving you? You had to DIE to get better!
[08:11] <FireFly_9> Honestly...
[08:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man, I gotta get Michi back in channel...
[08:16] <FireFly_9> I suppose we can try to work something out...
[08:17] <Cést_la_V> ♫ ...Kondokoso watashino ban... Doki doki tokimekuno... ♫
[08:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You're just too damn genki for the morning, you know that
[08:17] <=^catablanca^=> she never used to be like that back when she had to get up for school...
[08:17] * Cést_la_V playfully smacks Artemis' head

[08:17] <FireFly_9> You have no idea... it's worse when you haven't gotten ANY REST
[08:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> HAH! You're the one who wanted to move in with her!
[08:18] <FireFly_9> I regret NOTHING!
[08:18] <Cést_la_V> ♫ ...Uki uki tokimeku no ♫...
[08:19] *** Cést_la_V [] has left #suburbansenshi (the early bird kills two worms with one stone!!)

[08:21] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> whoa...
[08:22] <FireFly_9> Life with Minako-san can be summed up with the ancient Chinese curse, "May you live in interesting times".
[08:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> *sigh* I remember when you used to say that s[BLEEP]t about me...
[08:23] <FireFly_9> Hmm...
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[08:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh!
[08:24] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- readies to kick some ass

[08:24] <// J_Daito //> Wait, Ten'ou, waiiiiiit...
[08:24] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Why the F should I wait, deadman talking?
[08:24] <// J_Daito //> You touch me and Tsukino Usagi gets *the photo*
[08:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Bah! If I kill you fast enough, she gets jack [BLEEP]
[08:26] <// J_Daito //> Should I die under any suspicious circumstances, my attorney has been instructed to publish the picture worldwide
[08:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So I'll off him too!
[08:27] <// J_Daito //> Well, Tony Soprano, if you do that, his attorney will..
[08:28] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--'s head hurts

[08:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'll kill you all anyway!
[08:29] <// J_Daito //> Ooh look, comics!
[08:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Wha?! Ooh! Japanese kids putting their own words into Penny Arcade!!
[08:32] * // J_Daito // rubs his hands together

[08:32] <// J_Daito //> All too easy.
[08:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Don't laugh, mother[BLEEP]er, I'm still gonna kill you...
[08:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> just... not right now...
[08:33] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
reads searching for nancy
[08:35] <FireFly_9> heh, this is a typical late-night drunken conversation between Haruka-poppa and Jedite...
[08:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> and what if it is
[08:36] *** .'~SugaBB_2999~'. [cndygrrl@gigaport.capitalnet.ct] has joined #suburbansenshi

[08:36] <FireFly_9> Ohayo Gozaimasu, Chibiusa-chan
[08:36] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. robs har eyez

[08:37] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> oh wat da fick dere's lite outsyde...
[08:37] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. desides 2 go back 2 slap

[08:37] <FireFly_9> Stay awake, Chibiusa-chan!
[08:37] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> gawd dimmit, itz 2 earliee 4 mi
[08:38] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> sew wat da fack iz gong on dis mroning?
[08:38] <FireFly_9> Haruka-poppa is reading comics, after which time she will kill Jedite, Minako-san is even more bright and bubbly than usual, and I'm bearing witness to the whole sorry spectacle.
[08:39] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshshsh gawd dimmit i wiss i hod sum of UR dadies tatsy cofeee 2 simulate my bran
[08:40] <// J_Daito //> Bah, a simple pocket calculator could "simulate your brain"... a pocket caculator from 1975
[08:40] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> u kno, u alwayz facking macking mi
[08:40] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> y u alwayz macking m1??
[08:41] * // J_Daito // shudders

[08:41] <// J_Daito //> It's "mock", not "mack", you deformed turnip-- Metallia help me if I ever sink so low as to "mack" the likes of you
[08:41] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fak u, elioz an profassor tomao mack mi all da tim
[08:42] <FireFly_9> Chibiusa, why are you so meretricious?
[08:42] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> wtf horatru speek japanses
[08:42] <FireFly_9> Ugh! My brain is too tired for this. Why are you so... (can't put it into simpler words)
[08:43] <FireFly_9> meretricious
[08:44] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> wat da fick gurl, itz 8:44 in da moaning, u epxect mi 2 reed?
[08:44] <FireFly_9> Moaning, ugh...
[08:44] <FireFly_9> You REALLY must learn how to spell, this is getting ridiculous.
[08:45] <=^catablanca^=> blame it on the 31st century educational system... Neo Queen Serenity isn't big on promoting the three R's....
[08:46] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> dan u, atremis!!!1
[08:46] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. reeds da defanitshun of maratikous n pats it en her traslator

[08:47] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> horatru...
[08:47] <FireFly_9> ?
[08:47] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i kno dis sit will tramatize u
[08:47] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> but eyem 903 yarz old
[08:47] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> im an olde women
[08:47] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i had da intranet sance i wuz lik 13 dayz ole
[08:47] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i seen it allz
[08:47] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i kno wat i went an hoe 2 gat it
[08:48] <FireFly_9> Oh my god...
[08:48] * FireFly_9 blocks her ears

[08:48] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> dint denai it!!1 i'm all groan up!!1
[08:48] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i haf needz, wents n deziares!!!1
[08:49] <FireFly_9> This is insane, this is insane..
[08:49] <=^catablanca^=> Now you know how we all used to feel at the palace... no courtier was safe...
[08:50] <// J_Daito //> Heh
[08:50] * // J_Daito // cracks neck

[08:50] <// J_Daito //> Face it, Hotaru, the spore is a man trap
[08:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah, but you'd have to be pretty desperate to be trapped by *that*
[08:51] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fak U bich, if i use da slivar kistak i cen becum black layde and seduse UR aszz!!1
[08:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Sorry, Chibi-runt, Lois Lane already beat you to it with the help of a Kryptonian machine
[08:52] <FireFly_9> Could you possibly introduce a more irrelevant non sequitor, Haruka-poppa?
[08:52] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What?
[08:52] <FireFly_9> Could you possibly get more off topic?
[08:53] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I KNOW WTF you SAID, I don't have the vocabulary of a TWO YEAR OLD, I am merely reacting to WHY you think it's a non sequitor!
[08:53] <FireFly_9> What does Lois Lane and a machine from Krypton have to do with Black Lady?
[08:54] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> this
[08:57] <FireFly_9>
[08:57] <FireFly_9> I'm too tired for all this nonsense. I find this joke to be in very poor taste.
[08:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Joke?
[08:58] <FireFly_9> This is obviously a photoshop hack job, albeit well done.
[08:58] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Uhh, no, this is REAL DC, you can find it in the "Superman in the 70's" compilation.
[08:59] <FireFly_9> Obviously... a site that is also in on the joke......
[08:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> This girl is in serious denial today, isn't she?
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[08:59] *** spiritflame sets mode +o Dr_Xadium

[09:00] <FireFly_9> Oh, you're still alive after all that?
[09:00] <Dr_Xadium> All... better... now.
[09:00] * Dr_Xadium drops dead

[09:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Poor guy, Amazing Nurse Minako finally did him in...
[09:00] <FireFly_9> Hmph.
[09:01] <=^catablanca^=> I'll drag him outside before Mina gets back.
[09:01] <FireFly_9> *Please* do.
[09:01] <Dr_Xadium> ...wait...!
[09:01] <=^catablanca^=> ?
[09:01] <Dr_Xadium>, I'm going to be out of it for a while longer, in the words of genma saotome... I leave it all... to you... sorry for the... imposition...
[09:02] * Dr_Xadium passes out

[09:13] *** Dr_Xadium [] has left #suburbansenshi (spero nos familiares mansuros)

[09:13] *** =^catablanca^= [] has left #suburbansenshi (This hep cat wears no hats)

[09:03] <spiritflame> typical
[09:03] <FireFly_9> I'd better go see about booking with the sento for this evening.
[09:03] * FireFly_9 scowls

[09:04] <spiritflame> chotto matteyo
[09:04] <FireFly_9> Yes?
[09:04] <spiritflame> michiru's status
[09:05] <spiritflame> let us resolve it today
[09:05] <spiritflame> her return is nigh
[09:08] <FireFly_9> You heard Dr. Xadium, as the sole channel Op while he recuperates from his "recuperation", the decision is soley yours...
[09:08] <spiritflame> grudgeful i am not
[09:08] <spiritflame> but punishment warranted
[09:09] <spiritflame> kaioh reprobate
[09:10] <// J_Daito //> I say we kill her.
[09:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> No way dude, I need her alive!
[09:14] <// J_Daito //> Bah, living is optional
[09:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I dunno how you did [BLEEP] in that cave of yours but
[09:14] <// J_Daito //> Ten'ou, she screwed us all over
[09:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> She can screw me over ANYTIME! That's what TRUE LOVE is about!
[09:15] <FireFly_9> No, that's what oxytocin is about...
[09:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You are a bitter, bitter young woman, you know that?
[09:17] <FireFly_9> keh.
[09:17] <FireFly_9> Personally, I want my pound of flesh.
[09:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well so do I... just... in a different context... I mean, I don't want "my" so much as "to"... eheheheheheheehe
[09:18] <FireFly_9> Good grief... how I ever managed to come out well-adjusted after being raised by you I'll never know.
[09:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And who says you're well adjusted?
[09:19] <// J_Daito //> Stop picking on Tomoe, Ten'ou, and let's figure out how to punish Kaioh...
[09:20] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I know EXACTLY how to punish her... ehehehehehehe
[09:20] <FireFly_9> Honestly!, if you please?
[09:21] *** -spiritflame- has kicked --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- from #suburbansenshi (REASON: enough ecchi talk)

[09:21] <// J_Daito //> Excellent. Now let us plan the electrocution... err, execution of Kaioh Michiru.
[09:24] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> da poall sez she shuld kass sum1
[09:25] <// J_Daito //> can't we ban this runt from channel until she learns how to spell?
[09:25] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ate ez U whoo dnt kno haw 2 SPALL, nit EYE bich!!1
[09:25] <FireFly_9> But who should Michiru-momma kiss?
[09:26] <// J_Daito //> Let us turn to the power of the intarweb and erotopr0n fanfic
[09:26] <FireFly_9> What?
[09:26] <// J_Daito //> Let's google for "Michiru kissed" "passionately" -Haruka
[09:27] <FireFly_9> Unbelievably, that yielded ZERO hits...
[09:29] <// J_Daito //> Damn, I guess Ten'ou is right... she *is* just some kind of attachment, like one of those "keepers" from Babylon 5, or a sick blue-haired remora type thing.
[09:30] <FireFly_9> Hmm... fun with Google, eh?
[09:32] <// J_Daito //> Hmm, but the kissing thing is kinda old... I mean, you had Lawler, Spore had Kerry
[09:33] <FireFly_9> Wasn't that you?
[09:33] <// J_Daito //> Gah! A clone, kid, a clone
[09:33] <FireFly_9> Hmm... I suppose the objective here is massive visual humiliation.
[09:34] <// J_Daito //> Hah, too bad I cornered the market on that when I did what I did to Ten'ou
[09:34] <FireFly_9> heh.. I wonder... what would be anathema to Michiru-momma...
[09:38] <// J_Daito //> I know.
[09:38] <FireFly_9> ?
[09:38] <// J_Daito //> it's bad, 'Taru.
[09:38] <FireFly_9> You rarely ever use my first name, least of all a contraction...
[09:38] <// J_Daito //> Because it's such a deliciously bad thought I can't help but be familiar about it
[09:39] <FireFly_9> That bad?
[09:39] * // J_Daito // privmsgs Hotaru

[09:40] <FireFly_9> Good god.
[09:40] <FireFly_9> She would never forgive us.
[09:40] <FireFly_9> THE USERS would never forgive us.
[09:40] <FireFly_9> There would be... a revolt.
[09:40] <// J_Daito //> Which just means it's SO horrible that it's perfect, yes?
[09:41] <FireFly_9> This could be the end of our channel.
[09:42] <// J_Daito //> But it would PUNISH her
[09:42] <FireFly_9> It would punish EVERYONE...
[09:42] <// J_Daito //> She'd NEVER mess with us again
[09:42] <FireFly_9> Our hits would drop to zero
[09:42] <// J_Daito //> Life is risk
[09:42] <// J_Daito //> And she has been a bad girl
[09:43] <FireFly_9> But not this bad, surely...
[09:43] <// J_Daito //> Hah the mighty Sailor Saturn has no stomach for what must be done, I see this now.
[09:43] <FireFly_9> But the cost... the horrible, horrible cost...
[09:44] * // J_Daito // privmsgs his former incredibly hot girlfriend

[09:44] <spiritflame> unbelievable
[09:44] <spiritflame> trauma reaches infinite
[09:45] <spiritflame> scandal without end
[09:45] <// J_Daito //> So, miss OP, is it a go?
[09:45] <spiritflame> ...
[09:45] <spiritflame> yes
[09:45] <FireFly_9> I'm... going to try and get some rest... I think I'm going to need it after this gets out.
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