Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #507: “Michiru”
#507: “Michiru”

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*** Topic is '-= product of a tired mind =-'
[22:24] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You know what the problem is with Michiru
[22:24] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Everyone's always gushing over her like she's this perfect genius but she's NOT ok?
[22:24] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I mean look at the facts... in the manga, all she is is "ooh look she's so GORGEOUS and she can play the instruments!" and occasionally "ooh lookie I'm a psychic with my MAGIC mirror" but beyond that she just hangs out with me all the time
[22:24] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> then in the anime, all she does is "ooh, look at me as I flirt with schoolboys, with hermaphrodites and make some OH SO SCANDALOUS innuendo while being occassionally self rightous and psychic too". Oh yeah and she hangs off my arm too
[22:28] * // J_Daito // laughs

[22:28] <// J_Daito //> You're just bitter because ever since she got banned, Michi hasn't been making any "innuendo" with you
[22:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man *Dr. X* is getting more TLC from Minako-chan
[22:29] <Dr_Xadium> By TLC you must mean "Totally Ludicrous Carnage", yes?
[22:29] <Cést_la_V> What are you doing out of bed?! Your fever is at 212!! Go back there and let sub-nurse Chibiusa administer the defibrillators!!
[22:30] <Dr_Xadium> YOU ARE CHECKING THE TEMPERATURE OF THE THERMOMETER RIGHT AFTER YOU STERILIZED IT IN BOILING TEA AND THEN STUCK IT IN MY MOUTH!...Defibrillators?
[22:31] * Cést_la_V pulls you offline again

[22:31] *** Dr_Xadium [user-19fasjd.dsl.xadiumproductions.com] has left #suburbansenshi (help me)

[22:32] *** Cést_la_V [GldnGoddess@ip6942.ai.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (I'm the florence henderson for the next generation!!)

[22:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Bah, those crazy kids
[22:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hey jed, I got an idea...
[22:32] <// J_Daito //> What
[22:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well, everyone has this crazy notion that you and I were hitting on each other
[22:33] <// J_Daito //> The ONLY time we ever "hit" on each other is when we spar and I do things like put you through walls
[22:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> But anyway, if you and I were to pretend date, then michi would get jealous and give me some love
[22:38] <// J_Daito //> Uhh, I didn't think your bread was buttered that way
[22:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> It's not
[22:42] <// J_Daito //> So then WTF, she won't buy it
[22:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> But you're the one who dates other guys right
[22:42] <// J_Daito //> FOR THE LOVE OF METALLIA, THAT WAS KUNZITE AND ZOISITE!
[22:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well if I can't tell she won't, just date me and she'll freak out with jealousy
[22:43] <// J_Daito //> Somehow I get the feeling you're not thinking this through
[22:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ?
[22:44] <// J_Daito //> Look, if you only like girls and your hypothetical Shitennou-date only likes to play "drop the soap", then how in the hell could the combination of you two lead to anything even remotely capable of making Kaioh jealous?
[22:45] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> well... I kinda figured it would all cancel out... mathemagically.
[22:45] <// J_Daito //> Mathemagically.
[22:45] <// J_Daito //> Crap, I know how Tomoe feels all the time now
[22:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What, mother[BLEEP]er
[22:46] <// J_Daito //> ugh
[22:46] * // J_Daito // makes a chart

[22:46] <// J_Daito //> This is Ten'ou
[22:46] <// J_Daito //> Tenou only likes the chicks
[22:46] <// J_Daito //> This is Kunzite
[22:46] <// J_Daito //> Kunzite only likes the d...
[22:47] * // J_Daito // refuses the urge to make an Elios style rhyme

[22:48] <// J_Daito //> Kunzite only likes the guys
[22:51] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- pays close attention

[22:52] <// J_Daito //> Now This is Moongirl Tsukino, who likes guys
[22:52] <// J_Daito //> And this is Tuxboy Chiba, who likes girls
[22:52] <// J_Daito //> When these two come into close proximity - BAM! you get a love connection! Any maybe later even the Spore
[22:55] <// J_Daito //> But when you put Ten'ou and Kunzite together, (assuming they don't fight to the death) you get an instant case of profound apathy
[22:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ooo
[22:56] <// J_Daito //> NOW
[22:56] <// J_Daito //> Michiru KNOWS this
[22:56] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You're a master of disguise, change into a hot chick!
[22:56] <// J_Daito //> HELL NO
[22:56] <// J_Daito //> This is too f[BLEEP]ed up for me, I'm out of here
[22:57] *** // J_Daito // [Jed@dialup666.darkkingdom.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (Everything that elevates an individual above the herd and intimidates the neighbor, is henceforth called evil.)

[22:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hotaru-chan?
[22:57] <FireFly_9> You must be joking. First of all, that would be some kind of attempt at adoptive incest. Second of all, to use Jedite's turn of phrase, my "bread isn't buttered like that".
[22:58] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> hmm, Minako-chan?
[22:58] <FireFly_9> Hers either, and besides right now she's...
[22:59] * FireFly_9 sighs

[22:59] <FireFly_9> Extracting blood plasma from Xadium for no good reason other than to watch it whirr through a pheresis machine.... gah, now she wants to donate him blood, but they are not the same type... I have to stop this
[23:01] *** FireFly_9 [ruin@ntt1.docomo.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (I know more about medicine than she does)

[23:01] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> crazy kids
[23:01] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> rei.bot?
[23:02] <spiritflame> rei.bot dont play that
[23:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> DAMMIT
[23:02] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i'll B UR hit hit luv conekshun!! . Al U gats 2 du is bi me sum sit off mai wishlis at amazone.cam
[23:03] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. sands harackra sum packtures of har in slanky lawngerey

[23:03] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- ;s eyes BLEED

[23:03] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh my god
[23:03] *** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (I'm f[BLEEP]g traumatized)

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