Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #502: “Sweet Vengeance”
#502: “Sweet Vengeance”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= AT LONG LAST a winner is ME =-'
[19:50] <// J_Daito //> Now Aren't you glad you let us tag along?
[19:50] * Dr_Xadium cackles insanely

[19:50] <Dr_Xadium> Oh yesssssss
[19:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man that was some great [BLEEP]
[19:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> We unlock the final puzzle and open up the treasure vault and there she is all gloating
[19:52] <// J_Daito //> And then when we slapped the cuffs on her she smirked and threw down a smoke bomb, hoping to slip out of the cuffs and escape as I'm sure she did many times before
[19:52] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> But I'm betting she didn't count on my man Jed having Dark General Powerz and teleporting in right behind her and shoving her back down in her chair
[19:54] <Dr_Xadium> Long enough for V-chan to get her Love-Me chain right around her neck
[19:54] <Cést_la_V> And I used the sharp side in so if she tried to resist she'd be decapitalized!
[19:55] <FireFly_9> "Decapitated."
I've been waiting for this since the THIRD GRADE

[19:56] <Cést_la_V> Heh well I ripped off a piece o9f her coat, out of which I'm going to make a brand new bow! Kekekekekeke!
[19:56] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Then I worked her over a little, giving her a little "love tap" for every frustrated schoolkid she ever tortured, (and then some just cuz I wanted to)
[19:56] <Dr_Xadium> Y'know, I hate to say it, but like the Vader, I felt that this was "All too easy"...
[19:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hey man, So what if the modern game was too quick and easy compared to the oldskool one... take your victories where you can get them
[19:57] <Dr_Xadium> Yeah! Veni Vedi Vici!
[19:58] * Dr_Xadium looks to the sky tearfully

[19:58] <Dr_Xadium> At long last... the horrible nightmare... is over...
[19:58] * Dr_Xadium weeps with joy

[19:59] * Cést_la_V hands Xadium-chan a handkerchief

[19:59] * Dr_Xadium promptly fills it with snot

[20:00] * Cést_la_V reminds herself never to hand out handkerchiefs again

*** Disconnected


Michiru's punishment is as yet undetermined.

Xadium • 03/31/04 09:26pm

Oooo, interesting. . . This place booms quite a bit doesn't it? What ever happened with Michiru's punishment?

Moonstar [e-mail] • 03/31/04 09:01pm

I get the Super Troopers reference! HI-larious movie! I hope that next on the Senshi's list is that annoying Waldo!

minkous • 03/31/04 03:37pm

They finally caught her! (does happy dance) Go girlfriend, I'm your mother!

(props to those of you who see the super troopers reference in my drunk ramblings)

DJ WOLFWOOD [e-mail] • 03/31/04 03:02pm

Talk about a beatdown. Note to self, have Minako chase down space pirate band and hand them justice...

Jupiter Knight • 03/31/04 09:42am

Rumor has it Carmen's already put in that call to Johnny Cochrine. I can just see it now : "If the trenchcoat don't fit, you must acquit!"

Solarchos [e-mail] • 03/31/04 09:12am

I hope she ain't commin back! Spore's just an annoyance!

Seiya Kou [e-mail] • 03/31/04 07:26am

Haruka really went to town with poor Carmen. "Love taps" huh? And I'll bet Jedite added in a few "taps" of his own. At least Helios wasn't there, and what happened to the Spore? Quit after the pipes incident?

SaturnGrl [e-mail] • 03/31/04 12:08am

LMAO... she wan't killed though... she was allowed to live to forever bask in the humilation of her ignominious defeat.

Xadium • 03/30/04 11:30pm

....Xadium, you do realize Alessa/YangGirl and Enya are going to hunt down all the characters in the Surban Senshi IRC chat since they killed off her anut?

And Alessa isn't the type of person you love to piss off. Hell, she kicked my ass a couple of times. If I didn't have the Pheonix as my guardian, I would end up in crutches for the rest of my life.

Now excuse me, I've got a Phoenix Down to waste on someone...

YingGirl [e-mail] • 03/30/04 11:00pm