Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #493: “All Mixxed Up”
#493: “All Mixxed up”

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[19:52] <// J_Daito //> Jenny
[19:52] <// J_Daito //> Hey, Jenny!
[19:52] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Jed, who the hell are you talking to
[19:53] <// J_Daito //> Sing it for me Jenny!
[19:53] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> The hell--?
[19:53] <// J_Daito //> Read me that Yeats...
[19:53] * FireFly_9 's ears perk up

[19:53] <FireFly_9>
[19:54] <FireFly_9> Surely some revelation is at hand;
[19:54] <FireFly_9> Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
[19:54] <FireFly_9> The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
[19:54] <FireFly_9> When a vast image out of *Spiritus Mundi*
[19:54] <FireFly_9> Troubles my sight: somewhere in sands of the desert
[19:54] <FireFly_9> A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
[19:55] <FireFly_9> A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
[19:55] <FireFly_9> Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
[19:55] <FireFly_9> Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds.
[19:55] <FireFly_9> The darkness drops again; but now I know
[19:55] <FireFly_9> That twenty centuries of stony sleep
[19:55] <FireFly_9> Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle...
[19:55] <// J_Daito //> No, no, NO Jenny, you got it all wrong!
[19:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> DUDE who the F[BLEEP]K is JENNY?
[19:55] <// J_Daito //> It should read:
[19:55] <// J_Daito //> Indeed it shall be revealed-
[19:55] <// J_Daito //> Indeed the time has come for the advent
[19:56] <// J_Daito //> -As I mouth 'advent'
[19:56] <// J_Daito //> My vision is disturbed
[19:56] <// J_Daito //> by the monstrous image of the worldly ghost
[19:56] <// J_Daito //> -somewhere in the desert
[19:57] <// J_Daito //> a monster with a lion's body and a human face
[19:57] <// J_Daito //> glares blankly and without emotion like the sun
[19:57] <// J_Daito //> and slowly moves its feet-
[19:57] <// J_Daito //> around it circles the shadows of the frightened desert birds-
[19:57] <FireFly_9> ...
[19:57] <FireFly_9> That sounds like a Babelfished version of Yeats.
[19:57] <// J_Daito //> No no NO Jenny!
[19:57] <FireFly_9> Are you calling ME Jenny?
[19:57] <// J_Daito //> For I have READ the Mixx Manga and now know the truth! They call you Hotaru most of the time, but I caught them calling you "Jenny" at one point!
[19:58] <FireFly_9> Oh good grief...
[19:59] <// J_Daito //> And now I know the SECRET! Setsuna was in charge of your discipline and education,
[19:59] <// J_Daito //> Michiru was in charge of your food and health (no wonder you are so scrawny)
[20:00] <// J_Daito //> And now I knwo HARUKA was in charge of being your playmate and diaper changer...
[20:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-->
[20:01] <FireFly_9> Gaaah....
[20:01] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That's right runt, I clearned your dirties
[20:01] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I think some are still butied in the pile of crap lining my floor
[20:01] <FireFly_9> Bu... that pile of "crap" would be almost...
[20:02] * FireFly_9 does the math

[20:02] <FireFly_9> almost NINE YEARS OLD
[20:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah I;m uhh... making a compost heap
[20:02] <FireFly_9> Good lord..
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Wow, our senshi sure grow up fast, huh? But here's a question for you. If Haruka and Michiru have been together that long, when are they going to get married? Interesting issue I think. San Fransico is handing out the same sex marriages. So Go For it!

Moonstar [e-mail] • 03/31/04 09:26pm

She's a 20-something in Sub. Senshi continuity. (Being born in 1981 or 1983 I think, and having re-aged to her proper age)
Haruka-tachi are appx. 28-29 (born in 1975) and Minako is three years younger being born in 1978. The spore is 903 or 904, and Elios is super ancient along with Setsuna and Jedite. Tomoe is in in his mid 40's but doesn't look it.

Xadium • 03/31/04 10:04am

i'm a little confused...i know that in the series Hotaru reverted back to an infant. so this makes calculating her age for me hard. So here's my question... in the suburban senshi "mythos", what is Hotaru's current age, both chronologically and physically?

minkous • 03/31/04 07:22am

Also, in the Mixx manga, they screwed up the translations of "Sailor Senshi"...sometimes, they call them sailor "scouts" and sometimes they call them sailor's little things like that that really piss me off when I'm reading it >.<

PepperCarnage [e-mail] • 03/30/04 05:55pm

I remember that scene from the Mixx manga...
did anyone notice that in stars, 'rini's' cup said Chibiusa? and 'Bunny's' envolpe to 'Darien' said Usagi Tsukino?
Mixx sure messed up with the consistancy of their translations!

Brandt [e-mail] • 03/29/04 02:27pm

Nine year old dirty diapers?! Oh dear god that's just not right.

Solarchos [e-mail] • 03/27/04 04:42pm

Good Lord indeed Hotaru...
Man, this is weird, 9 flippin years old?!
I bet it stinks in Haruka-sama's room...

Sheikm [e-mail] • 03/27/04 07:53am

nine...years...old...oh dear god...

DJ WOLFWOOD [e-mail] • 03/27/04 03:02am

I knew there was something skrewy about you Ten;ou!
As for Hotaru.... or should I say Jenny?
*Seiya sweatdrops
I'm missin' something here arn't I? Please feel free to explain at any point in time.

Seiya Kou [e-mail] • 03/26/04 09:28pm