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*** Topic is '-= being lazy and shiftless? =-'
[15:32] <FireFly_9> But then the rhinoceros had to release it's grip.
[15:33] <=^catablanca^=> Eww , nasty...
[15:32] <FireFly_9> Yes, luckily she only got charged with one count of "malicious mischief".
[15:33] <=^catablanca^=> And the proctologist?
[15:33] <FireFly_9> Don't ask.
[15:34] * [ Dr_Xadium ] gives Minako-chan a hug
[15:34] <Cést_la_V> Eh? What was that for??
[15:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Aww, look, one of our ops is glomping... how sweet
[15:35] <[ Dr_Xadium ]> I'm so terribly sorry to hear about it, Minako-chan!
[15:35] <Cést_la_V> Hear about what??
[15:35] * [ Dr_Xadium ] points to the latest PSGM
[15:36] <Cést_la_V> Eh? I don't watch that usually...
[15:36] * Cést_la_V pops in a tape
[15:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So like when do I get an incredible Cleopatra-like painting of my sweet sexy self, huh Doc?
[15:37] <// J_Daito //> Gah don't blind me, Ten'ou-- that's like wanting beauty shots of Ru'paul
[15:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Uhh... I *am* a woman, you know
[15:38] <// J_Daito //> Not to me you're not!
[15:38] * Cést_la_V twitches
[15:38] <=^catablanca^=> Now now, Mina... I was going to tell you...
[15:39] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> The hell does that mean, Jed?!
[15:39] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> umm lik i half an annincmant
[15:40] <FireFly_9> What is it, Chibiusa-chan?
[15:40] <Cést_la_V> What's she doing in THAT THING, ARTEMIS?!
[15:40] <// J_Daito //> I mean you're like a guy to me, is all!
[15:41] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> Mai momy fod ot abut da sax pactkure wit mi an elioz
[15:41] <=^catablanca^=> Minako, you've got to understand here...
[15:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Jed, forget the clothes and the badass machismo, I'm XX all the way man
[15:42] <=^catablanca^=> Mina, don't overreact--
[15:42] <FireFly_9> Oh dear... what did she say, Chibiusa-chan?
[15:42] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> man u tink u war pizzed
[15:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I can prove it if I have to, I ain't ashamed to prove it
[15:43] <Cést_la_V> I'M WHAT?! THOSE RECIVIDIST BASTARDS!!!
[15:44] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> Si lak blow a stock
[15:44] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- opens up her shirt and grabs a webcam
[15:44] <FireFly_9> Minako-san -> "Revisionist"...
[15:44] <FireFly_9> Chibiusa-chan -> I'm sorry to say this but I always told you this would happen...
[15:45] <// J_Daito //> HELL No, Ten;ou I don't need to see any candid shots, I *know* you're a woman genetically but STILL
[15:46] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ya bot now si wnts 2 tak mi bak 2 da futar n use a sliver cistal 2 restor my 'puriti'
[15:46] <=^catablanca^=> MinaMinaMinawait....
[15:46] <FireFly_9> Purity? As in Mental purity?
[15:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Jed WTF is wrong with you
[15:47] <GERMATOID> I MADE SOME TASTY COFFEE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
[15:47] <Cést_la_V> I never should have given them my permission to use my name or likeness if THIS is the crap they're going to do with me!!!
[15:49] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> no si means lak da uder kine of purita
[15:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL I wish I could get reset like that
[15:51] <GERMATOID> ALL IT TAKES IS A LITTLE SURGERY! MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
[15:51] <// J_Daito //> Man Ten;ou you've been my sparing partner, my drinking buddy and my kickass sidekick
[15:52] <Cést_la_V> I'm going TO SUE THEM!!! FOR SCANDALOUS CIDER!!
[15:52] <// J_Daito //> that was so "Zero Wing"
[15:53] <FireFly_9> "Slander and libel"
[15:53] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So what you're saying is that to you I'm just one of the guys?
[15:54] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> 2 facking bad halios want 1 of da facking guyz
[15:55] <FireFly_9> Well you did bring this upon yourself, you know....
[15:55] <// J_Daito //> Man, you're like a guy to me, Ten'ou... to see you in a dress would positively crush my mind, and to see you in a "sexy" dress would damage me
[15:56] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> stap facking baing RITE horatru and tal mi WAT DA FACK im gona dew!!?!!
[15:56] * Cést_la_V gives Xadium-san a paper
[15:57] <Cést_la_V> You're a lawyer, sue them for me, onegai??
[15:57] <[ Dr_Xadium ]> I though Japanese preferred informal dispute resolution over formal court battle...
[15:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I AM A WOMAN DAMMIT, SOMETIMES EVEN I WANT TO LOOK LIKE ONE ESPECIALLY IF IT INVOLVES LUXURIATING WITH A CRATE OF GODIVA CHOCO!!!!
[16:00] <Cést_la_V> I want to END THEM for this!!!
[16:00] <FireFly_9> Chibiusa-chan, I gave you lots of warning. I even damaged my own mind going to sites on the internet to get pictures and show you what would happen. You ignored me, and now you wanat me to fix it?!
[16:02] <=^catablanca^=> Minako, I know you're annoyed, but at least you don't sound like Inu Yasha, or Ranma on Prozac...
[16:03] <// J_Daito //> It would be like seeing Mr. T in a Tutu, or Kunzite in a speedo (ARRGH)... my mind can't handle it
[16:03] * Cést_la_V pets Artemis on the head
[16:04] <Cést_la_V> You know I was mad at you for not taking their money and signing up, but now I see you were the smart one....
[16:04] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> plaz Horatru-chun, halp mi be4 my facking momy scrabbles my brain n mi bodi wat a da sliver castal
[16:05] <GERMATOID> YOU KNOW CHIBI-CHAN, THE WAY YOU SPELL MAYBE YOUR BRAIN COULD USE A CLEANSING...
[16:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well I'm SORRY if you can't handle it Jed, but that's the way it is
[16:06] <[ Dr_Xadium ]> So... the plot has no basis in reality? Minako is--
[16:06] <Cést_la_V> I AM GOING TO MAKE THEM PAY FOR WHAT THEY'VE DONE! KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
[16:07] <=^catablanca^=> As you can see, she's super Genki... nothing to worry about
[16:07] * [ Dr_Xadium ] sighs in relief
[16:07] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> u dnt undrasand, si sawr a packture of a chatirty balt an si wnts to use a ginzushoe 2 mak it a parmanebt part of mi bodi!!
[16:08] <Cést_la_V> And then, I';m going to punish them in the name of Venus! Kekekekekekekekekekekekekeke!
[16:09] <=^catablanca^=> Oh boy...
[16:09] <// J_Daito //> Ten'ou, c'mon, you're like a brother to me... you're the only damn Senshi I can stand for more than ten seconds at a time
[16:09] <GERMATOID> OOH, CONFESSIONS OF A DARK GENERAL
[16:10] <- spiritflame -> confusion my mind
[16:10] <- spiritflame -> thoughts stirring in firey heart
[16:10] <- spiritflame -> a taint of jealous...
[16:12] <FireFly_9> Forgive me for being so crude, but based on what I saw, the traditional mediaeval belt would have little effect on preventing what was going on....
[16:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WTF? Jealous? Jed. What the hell kind of feelings are you having for me?!
[16:13] <// J_Daito //> I'm not jealious, the BOT is, Dumbass! If I had FEELINGS for you don't you think I'd LIKE to see a damn cleopatra choco pose?!
[16:14] <- spiritflame -> Jedite my former
[16:14] <- spiritflame -> reconciled perhaps with me
[16:14] <- spiritflame -> strange thoughts bloom inside
[16:15] <// J_Daito //> Whoa
[16:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So wait, you feel nothing for me then
[16:16] <Cést_la_V> kekekekekekekeke! Make them PAY! Teach Naoko-sensei a LESSON! kekekekekekekekekekeekek!
[16:16] <[ Dr_Xadium ]> Arty, can you... talk her out of this
[16:17] <// J_Daito //> Whaaa? Ten;ou I...
[16:17] <=^catablanca^=> I can't reach her when she's like this
[16:17] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> gid dammit horatru its gona B so dat i ned a facking KEY 2 gho 2 da tilet!!!1 HALP Mi!!! ppl sey ur as a stong as momy
[16:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Tell me punk! Tell me right now how it is you [BLEEP]ing feel about me!!!
[16:18] <Mdm_Maestro> Ahh, memories of our courtship abound...
[16:19] <Cést_la_V> And then I'm going to MAKE them restore my honor and release a CD with my henshin BGM on it and *I* WILL sing the songs! Kekekekekekekekekekee!!!
[16:19] <// J_Daito //> I don't feel ANYTHING for you, OK? You're just like a best buddy to me, that's all and I'm SORRY!!! '
[16:20] <GERMATOID> I'M NOT! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[16:20] * GERMATOID EATS SOME POPCORN
[16:21] <[ Dr_Xadium ]> Minako-chan, you're really important, I'm sure what they're doing is for dramatic effect
[16:21] <Cést_la_V> I'll show them a dramatic effect!! I'll call it 'The Passion of the Takeuchi'! Moh! Why without ME she wouldn't even HAVE the power to make a live action show! Moh! MOH!
[16:22] <=^catablanca^=> You sound like a cow, Mina...
[16:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Jed... I see... that's cool, I don't have feelings for your punk ass either
[16:23] <FireFly_9> I used to be a match for your mother, but after I powered her up to Eternal form she surpassed me... besides all I could have done anyway was kill her...
[16:24] <[ Dr_Xadium ]> Minako, relax! I'm sure it's all a misunderstanding
[16:24] <// J_Daito //> Badass, who needs that love crap getting in the way of a perfectly good "buddy" relationship
[16:25] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> so kal har den i;m alredy bron i dnt need her ovarieeez
[16:25] <Cést_la_V> Oh, there's GOING TO BE a MISUNDERSTANDING all right, she'll MISUNDERSTAND MY 'LOVE ME CHAIN' UP HER [BLEEP]!!!
[16:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Like Starsky and Hutch!
[16:26] <=^catablanca^=> Mina!
[16:26] <FireFly_9> Chibiusa! Advocating Matricide is not funny! As someone who lost her own mother I can say that I'd give anything to have her back...
[16:27] <// J_Daito //> Gibson and Glover!
[16:27] <GERMATOID> I KEEP TRYING TO CLONE HER BUT YOU KEEP KILLING HER!
[16:27] <Cést_la_V> I'm not going to TAKE THIS FROM HER!!
[16:28] <[ Dr_Xadium ]> It's not HER fault, and besides, I'm sure it's a distraction
[16:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Kirk and Spock!
[16:28] <FireFly_9> You keep trying to clone *Kaolinite*...
[16:29] <Cést_la_V> I don't care if Xadium-san thinks it's just a DEAD HERRING, I'm going to DO SOMETHING about it!!!1
[16:30] <// J_Daito //> Siskel and Ebert!
[16:30] <GERMATOID> AS I SAID, I KEEP TRYING TO CLONE YOUR MOTHER!
[16:30] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dude, Siskel's dead...
[16:30] <FireFly_9> "Red Herring", and... what...?
[16:31] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> WAT da FACK wi gona dew abut mi MAM!!!?
[16:31] <// J_Daito //> Well you get the point right
[16:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah man, it's cool, let;'s go knock back a few at Mo's Tavern and watch the satellite feed of Raw
[16:33] <FireFly_9> Perhaps if we destroyed Elios then you mother would have no pretext to reconfigure your orafices...
[16:33] <Cést_la_V> Don't stop me Xadium... you knwo this is for the best! kekekekekekeeke!
[16:34] <// J_Daito //> As much as I hate the staged farse that is your human wrestling... why the hell not pal
[16:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL don;'t be too enthusiastic I might get drunk and flash you and you'd be all traumatized
[16:35] <[ Dr_Xadium ]> Just remember, I can't bail you out of a Japanese jail
[16:35] <GERMATOID> AREN'T YOU TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THIS SITUATION TO GET RID OF ELIOS, HOTARU-CHAN?
[16:35] <// J_Daito //> Man you do that crap and I'm selling the pictures to that Kuno freak
[16:36] <FireFly_9> I only ever despised him for his treatment of Chibiusa-chan
[16:36] <Cést_la_V> Don't worry I won;t do anything really bad...
[16:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LMAO lets go dude
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[16:37] <// J_Daito //> Right there with you, Ten;ou
[16:37] *** // J_Daito // [Jed@dialup666.darkkingdom.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (Everything that elevates an individual above the herd and intimidates the neighbor, is henceforth called evil.)
[16:37] <- spiritflame -> a strange loneliness
[16:37] <- spiritflame -> sacred flame comfort me please
[16:37] <- spiritflame -> remove haruka
[16:39] <Cést_la_V> kekekekekekekekekekee!
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[16:39] <[ Dr_Xadium ]> I've a bad feeling about this, Arty
[16:39] <=^catablanca^=> *sigh* she gets like this sometimes, nothing good ever comes of it...
[16:40] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> sew we R a greed den?
[16:40] <FireFly_9> Death to Elios...?
[16:40] <=^catablanca^=> I'll try to trip her by "accident" before she can get out the door... bbl
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[16:41] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> DETH 2 ELOZ!!1
[16:41] <GERMATOID> NEED TO KILL SOMETHING, GIRLS? I'M SURE I CAN HELP! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! COME ON DOWN!
[16:42] <FireFly_9> Yes Papa, we'll meet you in the lab...
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[16:42] *** GERMATOID [MadProf@ip667.m2net.ips.gakuenmugen.edu.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (TIME FOR SOME TASTY COFFEE!! MUAHAHAHAHAA!
[16:43] <[ Dr_Xadium ]> I worry for that one, you know
[16:43] <- spiritflame -> worry not for her
[16:43] <- spiritflame -> the sum of all fears now is
[16:43] <- spiritflame -> a jealous miko
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[16:44] * Mdm_Maestro points at Xadium
[16:44] <Mdm_Maestro> You should have appreciated my beauty while you had the chance but it's too late now! HOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
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[16:45] <[ Dr_Xadium ]> ?
[16:45] * [ Dr_Xadium ] starts reading up on the Japanese legal system, specifically "how to bail your friend out of jail"
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[17:15] <H3LLI05> YOYOYO I'm da only one in channel so dat makes me OPs... / gimme my Props
[17:15] <H3LLI05> Wonder what all dese mother[BLEEP]ers are up to / I was gonna show dem sumthin new
[17:16] <H3LLI05> I am da king / dey better recnize dis ting
[17:17] <H3LLI05> Or I'll put my foot up their as[BLEEP] / No one gets a free pass / WORD LIFE!