#438: “Bleh”

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*** Topic is '-= I kicked Metallia's ass with a Degausser =-'
[22:48] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> bat lik if U du dat da hoars wil frat in UR fac
[22:49] <GERMATOID> I SEE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[22:49] * Cést_la_V is tacked up

[22:49] <FireFly_9> "ticked off"?
[22:49] <Cést_la_V> That too!!
[22:50] <=^catablanca^=> What is it, Mina?
[22:50] <Cést_la_V> Every time I flip on the news-- "Janet Jackson Janet Jackson Janet Jackson!!!"
[22:50] <Cést_la_V> You'd think they'd never seen a pasty-covered boob before!!
[22:50] <// J_Daito //> Hah you're just aggravated because you never got that much coverage in your idol career!
[22:51] * // J_Daito // is now known as // Timberlake //

[22:51] * // Timberlake // rips open Venus' shirt on national TV

[22:52] * // Timberlake // is now known as // J_Daito //

[22:52] <Cést_la_V> haha very funny!!
[22:52] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Still it is so funny that a stupid little stunt like that can totally blot out ALL the other crap in the world for DAYS
[22:53] <FireFly_9> Well the media has a DUTY, nay a SOLEMN OBLIGATION to examine all the parameters of the "boob". Feh.
[22:53] <Mdm_Maestro> Well what else do you expect? I think it was a reprehensible thing to do, myself-- simply objectifying someone, but that's all the press is about
[22:54] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> But I'm saying "damn, don't these people have the internet? SPAM has more than that, it's annoying but it's not worth national headlines"
[22:55] <FireFly_9> Heh. if they ignored it they'd have to cover difficult, complex issues. What angers me is that that poor girl in Florida got killed, and they feel the need to ct away from that every five minutes to refocus on the ramifications of a semi-exposed mammary.
[22:57] * [ Dr_Xadium ] invokes a moment's silence

[22:57] <H3LI05> YOYOYO n00bs, I like the b00b5
[22:57] *** - spiritflame - has kicked H3LLi05 from #suburbansenshi (REASON: silence is golden )

[22:58] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You still alive there Dr. X
[22:58] <[ Dr_Xadium ]> Not really, the Bar Association thing kicked my ass... 9 hours of pure BS
[22:59] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ror the bar assacoiation
[22:59] <[ Dr_Xadium ]> ?
[22:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Damn man, it's like a self admission
[22:59] <[ Dr_Xadium ]> Of?
[22:59] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- laughs

[23:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dude! The "Bar" Association... everyone knows the lawyers go out and get wasted all the time
[23:00] * [ Dr_Xadium ] does not imbibe

[23:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And *that* is why you'll never get anywhere... you don't schmooze, you lose
[23:01] <[ Dr_Xadium ]> I'd rather beat my head against rusty iron spikes than "schmooze"
[23:01] *** [ Dr_Xadium ] [user-19fasjd.dsl.xadiumproductions.com] has left #suburbansenshi (Too damn tired)

[23:02] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ror lik i wuld dranka lit n gat my fends drank 2 sew lik dey wuld tal me sacrets n den iwuld bakmale dem
[23:02] <FireFly_9> Remind me never to share a social drink with you.
[23:03] <// J_Daito //> Damn runt if you weren't such a fetid abomination I might admire your evil
[23:04] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fak u u stopid sickophant
[23:05] <GERMATOID> LOL ON ALT.FAN.SAILORMOON SOMEONE MIGHT TAKE THAT AS A CHALLENGE
[23:06] <// J_Daito //> So "Ratemis", why do you look so stupid in the live action?
[23:06] <=^catablanca^=> Are you mocking me, ye thrice-defeated Shitennou?
[23:07] <// J_Daito //> Yes I am, cat-face!
[23:07] <=^catablanca^=> Umm... I *am* a cat...
[23:07] <// J_Daito //> Shut up! What the hell s your purpose anyway?
[23:07] <=^catablanca^=> ?
[23:07] <// J_Daito //> I mean Haruka's the race driver / pianist / comic relief, I'm the super bad Dark General Anti-jero, Chibloser is the resident dumbass, Professor Tomoe is the master Hax0r, Tomoe the Younger is the stick in the mud, Kaioh is the resident tightass, Aino is the cheese, Elios is the "OMG WTF did he just do" train wreck, and Rei.bot is my once and future girlfriend, so what are you?
[23:11] <=^catablanca^=> I'll have you know I'm probably better with computers than Professor Tomoe
[23:11] <Cést_la_V> Cheese? I'm like a food??
[23:11] <Mdm_Maestro> Tightass?!
[23:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well it *is*--
[23:11] <Mdm_Maestro> QUIET!
[23:12] * =^catablanca^= explains to Mina

[23:12] <Cést_la_V> Jedite, would you like to meet my 'crescent beam' close up?
[23:12] <// J_Daito //> HAH it might have killed Zoisite, but it didn't do [BLEEP] against that other Youma!
[23:13] * Cést_la_V frowns

[23:13] <=^catablanca^=> The writers obviously forgot about power levels
[23:13] <// J_Daito //> Nah, Zoi was just a fairy poser, right Ten;ou?
[23:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Huh? Why the hell you asking ME? You were the one DATING him
[23:14] * // J_Daito // scowls

[23:14] <// J_Daito //> DAMMIT THAT WAS KUNZITE! I KEEP TELLING YOU, WHEN WILL YOU REMEMBER?!!?
[23:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh yeah, well wait, so Kunzite was cheating on you? I mean I thought
[23:15] * // J_Daito // blows a stack

[23:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> hahaha dumbass I know I remember now, you were all eunuchs
[23:15] <// J_Daito //> THAT'S IT!!!
[23:15] *** // J_Daito // [Jed@dialup666.darkkingdom.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi ( Time to throw down!)

[23:16] *** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (You're going DOWN, b[BLEEP]h!)

[23:16] <GERMATOID> HAHAHAHH HARUKA AND JEDITE ARE WRESTLING DOWN HERE!
[23:16] <Mdm_Maestro> What!? I won't allow it!
[23:16] <FireFly_9> ?
[23:17] <Mdm_Maestro> That's how we-- NEVERMIND!
[23:17] *** Mdm_Maestro [SeaGoddess@art1.perfectco.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (Haruka is MINE)

[23:17] <FireFly_9> ...
[23:17] <Cést_la_V> I find their lives very disturbing...
[23:18] <=^catablanca^=> No kidding
[23:18] <FireFly_9> Minako-san....
[23:18] <Cést_la_V> ?
[23:18] <FireFly_9> What.... WAS that live-action henshin sequence last week?
[23:18] <Cést_la_V> It started off well and ended well, and I liked the music a LOT! But the little people running around twirling ribbons was stupid, and it was kind of too slow. My REAL henshin is much cooler! Lots of stars and ribbons! But I like the end of the live action one a lot where I'm looking up and the light is shining
[23:20] <FireFly_9> Hmm...
[23:20] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ror if dey kap it tup lak dis wen U sow up in da sho horatru yoall finalli gat a hanshin bat it wal sak
[23:21] <FireFly_9> Chibiusa, I'm getting a headache reading your typing... can' t you PLEASE spell check it with a 21st century dictionary?
[23:22] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> WATF iz riong wit u bich? wy da fack dnt U spal chick wat a mideval dacksunari den an speek lik chacer!!
[23:23] <FireFly_9> First of all, I don't think they *had* dictionaries in Chaucer's day, and moreover, I am not speaking to anyone from that era on IRC.
[23:24] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> wal fack bicj ur tlkaing 2 mi an i dnt C mi biching abut hoe you biches tap lak maeandertals
[23:25] <=^catablanca^=> How do you put up with this?
[23:26] <FireFly_9> She's my best friend...
[23:26] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> yo atremis sat da fick up u stoppid fleebig if u warent da popa of mi ckit dyana i'd fackinf stap on U
[23:27] <Cést_la_V> Don't threaten my friend!
[23:28] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> be qit stopid ol laydee! U cnt tal me nuthing ina d futr i wuz yer bos!!!1
[23:28] <Cést_la_V> And WHY do you think I quit and came back to MY time!!!
[23:29] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> becuz ur week!!1
[23:29] <Cést_la_V> Why don;t you come over here and say that!?
[23:29] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshshshshsh bich wit my sliver cistal i culd kack yer as!!!1
[23:29] <Cést_la_V> Why don't you use it to improve your GQ?!?
[23:30] <=^catablanca^=> "I.Q."
[23:32] <Cést_la_V> That too!!
[23:32] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fack u u wudnt B in dis chanel if U warent Zediums Favrit Seshni!!!1
[23:33] <Cést_la_V> So why are YOU in the channel, beause you're like a JESTER to him?!
[23:33] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fak U im NO Jaster!!!!!1
[23:34] <Cést_la_V> How can you SEE a word typed correctly and then STILL mistype it?!
[23:34] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> wha WTF ur da 12 typing it rong
[23:35] <GERMATOID> UMM... THERE'S A VERY SICK, SAD SCENE GOING ON DOWN HERE
[23:35] <FireFly_9> ? What is it, Papa?
[23:36] <GERMATOID> JEDITE IS OUT COLD, BOTH HARUKA-KUN AND MICHIRU-KUN KNOCKED HIM OUT
[23:36] <FireFly_9> And?
[23:37] <GERMATOID> THEY WERE PANTING AND SWEATY WITH ADRENALIN, AND THEY LOOKED AT EACH OTHER AND
[23:37] <Cést_la_V> (O.O;)
[23:37] <FireFly_9> I think I understand....
[23:37] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> FAK i dnt, tal mi MROR!!
[23:38] <GERMATOID> I CAN'T REALLY TYPE RIGHT NOW, I'M TOO BUSY HOLDING THE CAMERA! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
[23:38] <FireFly_9> Papa!! Stop that at once and come upstairs!
[23:39] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ROR horatru ar U gong 2 'punash ham" in da nam of satran?? hshshshshshs natty grul! chicky gurl!!1
[23:40] <FireFly_9> What's that innuendo?! I don't know what you do with *your* father, but
[23:40] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i culd teech u!
[23:41] <FireFly_9> DISGUSTING!
[23:42] <Cést_la_V> Don't listen to her, she does NOTHING with her father; all the palace scuttlebutts said that Setsuna-san was the one with the King's.... "ear".
[23:43] <FireFly_9> ...!
[23:43] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> FAK dat PU alwayz sealing mi MuN!!
[23:45] <Cést_la_V> Chibiusa-chan, it's not healthy to pursue your own father like that...
[23:45] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> I knt halp it, horatru wnt lat me dat pegassus
[23:45] *** GERMATOID [MadProf@ip667.m2net.ips.gakuenmugen.edu.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (Idle Timeout)

[23:45] <FireFly_9> Pegasus is a HORSE
[23:45] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> in mi ceturny, aminlas hav eqel rites wit pplz
[23:46] <=^catablanca^=> If I recall correctly, *you* issued that edict, Chibiusa.
[23:47] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> sew? da law iz da law
[23:47] <Cést_la_V> Now do you see why I left??
[23:47] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fak u bich alwaz playing drass up lik mi mom
[23:47] <Cést_la_V> Because your MOTHER never did her job and so I had to fill up!!
[23:48] <FireFly_9> "fill in".
[23:48] <Cést_la_V> No, I mean what I say!!
[23:48] <FireFly_9> ?
[23:49] <Cést_la_V> You have to get a little drunk to play Usagi-chan correctly...
[23:49] <=^catablanca^=> It's true.. normally I don't approve of Mina drinking too much, but it really does add to the verisimilitude when you talk funny, trip every few seconds and speak without thinking.
[23:50] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ,,, STFU u rat
[23:50] <=^catablanca^=> *cat*
[23:51] * FireFly_9 stops her ears

[23:51] <=^catablanca^=> ?
[23:51] <FireFly_9> Papa is crying his eyes out because I deleted that hentai videotape he just made...
[23:52] <=^catablanca^=> How can you stand that environment, Hotaru?
[23:52] <FireFly_9> Great Patience. I feel that my Karma is being stripped away by the Turpentine of their aggravations.
[23:53] <Cést_la_V> You can always move in with me!! I'm just next door!!
[23:53] * FireFly_9 ponders that

[23:53] <=^catablanca^=> "On November 13th, Felix Unger was asked to remove himself from his place of residence."
[23:54] <FireFly_9> hahahahaha
[23:54] <Cést_la_V> I don't understand??
[23:55] <FireFly_9> Artemis is implying we would be an "Odd Couple".
[23:55] <Cést_la_V> Bah! You are so quiet you wouldn't get in my way
[23:55] <=^catablanca^=> But YOU are so loud you might get in hers
[23:55] <Cést_la_V> ...!
[23:55] <FireFly_9> Artemis...
[23:56] <=^catablanca^=> ?
[23:56] <FireFly_9> Obviously you have never experienced Haruka-poppa's blasting Eminem at you from her tri-subwoofered 15 speaker AC3 sound system...
[23:59] <=^catablanca^=> Hotaru... Minako wants to be an idol... she even *was* for a little while, though most people don't know it
[23:59] <FireFly_9> And..?
[00:00] <=^catablanca^=> Our house has a small stage area, in which she has installed some real concert-level man-sized speakers she bought from the Nerima Hall. She has attached a small Karaoke device to this setup.
[00:01] <Cést_la_V> But Artemis...
[00:01] <=^catablanca^=> yes?
[00:01] <Cést_la_V> I can *sing*.
[00:01] <=^catablanca^=> That *is* true.... but the problem is you sing ALL THE TIME
[00:02] <Cést_la_V> I burn myself perfectly! HOHOHOHOHOHOH!
[00:02] * FireFly_9 watches Haruka poppa slowly amblig down the upstairs hallway drenched in sweat and nothing else...

[00:03] <FireFly_9> Minako-san, I humbly acceot your generous offer-- I shall quit this place on the morrow!
[00:03] <Cést_la_V> YAY! Now I won't be so lonely!!
[00:03] <=^catablanca^=> What? you have me!
[00:03] <Cést_la_V> Don't think I don't see you sneaking off into the future with you Time Key to see Luna all the time-- besides, there are some things I can't alk about to *you*
[00:04] <=^catablanca^=> Oh? Like what?
[00:04] <Cést_la_V> Like how much of a klutz you can be! HAHAHAHAHAAHAH!
[00:04] <=^catablanca^=> I'M ONLY A KLUTZ BECAUSE I'VE BEEN HANGING AROUND YOU FOR SO LONG!
[00:05] * =^catablanca^= cries

[00:05] *** =^catablanca^= [arty@ip6943.ai.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi ((Nixon)I am not a clutz)

[00:05] <Cést_la_V> LOL he hates being called a Klutz
[00:06] <FireFly_9> hhehe... expect me tomorrow
[00:06] <Cést_la_V> Mr. Roger's Wilco!
[00:06] <FireFly_9> That's-- nevermind...
[00:06] *** FireFly_9 [ruin@ntt1.docomo.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (Time to get packing... literally)

[00:06] *** Cést_la_V [GldnGoddess@ip6942.ai.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (Going to make a housewarming guest)

[00:07] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> WTF am i all aronw?
[00:07] <- spiritflame -> I am present here
[00:07] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fak dat sit whoo da fick wnts 2 tlak 2 a bat
[00:08] *** .'~SugaBB_2999~'. [cndygrrl@gigaport.capitalnet.ct] has left #suburbansenshi (scoo U guyz im gong hm!!)

[00:08] <- spiritflame -> .....
[00:08] *** - spiritflame - [FireSoul@ip999.TA.edu.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (I Burn Myself Perfectly)

[00:08] *** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi

[00:08] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Whoo that was a workout!
[00:10] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- looks around

[00:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hello?
[00:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hello?
[00:15] *** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (Gonna satisfy my woman)

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" I CAN'T REALLY TYPE RIGHT NOW, I'M TOO BUSY HOLDING THE CAMERA! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
*Cracks up laughing* Ah... Souichi, when will your crazy escapades end?
Hopefully never

Sheikm [e-mail] • 02/09/04 04:49pm

That was great!! Tomoe's involvement in the "Jed/Haruka/Michi" Brawl was perfect! Keep it up!

Solarchos [e-mail] • 02/07/04 05:40pm

" I CAN'T REALLY TYPE RIGHT NOW, I'M TOO BUSY HOLDING THE CAMERA! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"

ROFLMAO!! Xadium there was a real lull there in IRC chats, but this one was *well* worth the wait. I laughed prolly the hardest I ever have. Keep it up! ^^;;

Ka-chan • 02/07/04 05:07am

dude, got any more of that speed?

jackeh • 02/07/04 01:27am

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