#436: “All for Jedite!”

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*** Topic is '-= And the kingdom was truly Dark... a DARK Kingdom =-'
[08:59] * // J_Daito // counts off his impressive wins

[08:59] <// J_Daito //> Delaware, Missouri, Arizona, New Mexico, North Dakota....
[09:00] <FireFly_9> Oh dear...
[09:01] <// J_Daito //> Soon the Dark Kingdom will rise again!
[09:01] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So what happened in Oklahoma and South Carolina?
[09:02] <// J_Daito //> I must give the proles the illusion of free choice!
[09:02] <=^catablanca^=> I don't believe this... "Kerry Suit" Jedite's plan is actually working...
[09:02] <Cést_la_V> We can't let the Dark Kingdom rise again!!
[09:03] <FireFly_9> I can stop him with a tack.
[09:03] <Cést_la_V> ?
[09:03] <FireFly_9> Insert the tack on the ground in front of his podium. When he steps on it, he will scream out in unholy agony. MSNBC will capture the sound bite and play it out of context over 1000 times in 3 days, completely destroying his credibility for no real rational reason.
[09:04] <// J_Daito //> FOOL! By telling me this you have ENSURED my victory! I shall instruct my minion..err, staffers, to watch out for tacks!
[09:05] <FireFly_9> In reality, any sharp object would do.
[09:05] <// J_Daito //> RAH!
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