#431: “We are teh back - Ask the Suburban Senshi #9!”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= By your command, Baltar =-'
[11:57] <FireFly_9> Normally, Dr. Xadium would be explaining the changes here, but he's indisposed
[11:57] <GERMATOID> I'VE NEVER SEEN AN ASS KICKED SO HARD! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
[11:58] <// J_Daito //> Yes, now when we say he talks out of his ass, we mean it literally
[11:58] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> DAMMIT I'm STILL traumatized!
[11:58] <FireFly_9> One of the reasons we stopped doing the "ask" sessions was they took so long to do... so what we're doing now is more of a rapid-fire question and answer session.
[12:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah. We DID keep all the questions sent to us from the last time, so we're gonna get right to it
[12:00] <FireFly_9> We said we were going to take MiST submissions, but it looks like we don't have the time for that (unless they're short pieces). Sorry :(
[12:01] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Let's go!



Wokkjie asks:
Hey Haruka how much do you love Michiru? It seems as though you guys don't show affection to each other in here, and oh yeah how often do you two 'show your love' ? (wink wink) THANKS!



[12:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man we show it ALL the time, it's just that we didn't want this channel to be the "Senshi Spice" channel
[12:03] <Mdm_Maestro> hah!
[12:03] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What
[12:03] <Mdm_Maestro> Don't delude the people, Haruka
[12:03] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What do you mean?
[12:03] <Mdm_Maestro> Nothing goes on in here because contrary to the image YOU put out, you don't "get it" all that much
[12:04] <FireFly_9> Oh my god.
[12:05] * FireFly_9's brain burns

[12:05] <Cést_la_V> ...!!
[12:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> MICHI!
[12:05] <Mdm_Maestro> You may have had that overwhelming dominance over me during the time of war, but now I'm over your macho crush!
[12:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> But you love me?!
[12:06] <Mdm_Maestro> Yes! But don't make it sound like I'm some kind of living "love toy"!
[12:07] <=^catablanca^=> I don't think we should be listening to this...
[12:07] <Cést_la_V> yeah...
[12:07] <Mdm_Maestro> NO! YOU WILL ALL LISTEN!
[12:07] <// J_Daito //> Blah, those two are like an old married couple, they went from the "young newlywed" stage of not being able to not get their slobbering selves all over each other, to strategically withholding certain "favours" in exchange for other favours.
[12:09] <Mdm_Maestro> ....
[12:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> yeah, yeah, it's true
[12:09] <Mdm_Maestro> Don't ADMIT IT
[12:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> bleh
[12:09] <// J_Daito //> I mean all the fanboys / fangirls fixate on the relationship-equivalent of their "first date" and missed the "odd couple" stage that inevitably follows
[12:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> HEY at least we're in a stable bond, not like you, Mr "I suck the LIFE out of my dates!"
[12:11] <// J_Daito //> bah! I will be the leader of the northern hemisphere!
[12:12] <FireFly_9> Let's move on, shall we? Jupiter Knight asks:

Dear Friends and Pink-Haired Freak,
I want to wish Mako-chan a Happy Birthday(...because I could not call myself her Jupiter Knight if I forgot). I did manage to get a very expensive present for her.(Shows them a gold necklace with an emerald in the shape of the symbol of Jupiter on it) I hope she likes it... AND DON'T TRY STEALING IT CHIBI-LOSER(you can't be trusted anyhow)!!! My lightning is not a friendly shock.
Jedite, congrats on surviving again... kissing up to the queen does work. Just messing with you man, you know I got nothing but respect for you. Hotaru, let me the first to apoligize that you had to go through that and no matter what those fools say you are not Goth. And Haruka... I will forgive you for questioning my Bushido. I do mean Hotaru has plenty of friends and fans... My honor will not allow me to lie.
Okay, enough ranting, here's my question for you Haruka and Michiru before I head out to Mako-chan's: There is still plenty of doubt to you two holding on to the perfect couple. There's Usagi and Mamoru, Akane and Ranma(Both forms), Ryoga and Akare(I think that's her name), (Mako-chan and I) so on and so forth. I don't think you've done enough... how do you plan on fixing this(A wicked smile forms across the face)?



[12:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Good grief it's been a while
[12:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I mean jed DIED and came back
[12:14] <// J_Daito //> I AM TEH RESUURECTOR!!! YOU CANNOT STOP ME! BWAHaHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA! THE PEOPLE ASKED AND THEY CAVED! THE GREAT JEDITE HAS RETRUNED!
[12:15] <Cést_la_V> Hah! It's all about the toy sales!!
[12:15] <// J_Daito //> ?
[12:15] <Cést_la_V> You know Bandai uses the toys in the show so kids will buy them--
[12:15] <// J_Daito //> So? That's a good plan, they don't have to make prop replicas which never look like the props
[12:16] <Cést_la_V> Well, they want to bring back the pet rock!! Soon kids will be buying Dark General pet stones!!
[12:16] <GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[12:16] <FireFly_9> heh
[12:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> HAHA
[12:17] <// J_Daito //> Dammit!
[12:17] <Cést_la_V> And before you know it, the fad will be over and your Dark General Kidney stones will be lining people's FISH TANKS!!
[12:17] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ror datz hursh!
[12:17] <// J_Daito //> RAH!
[12:18] <Mdm_Maestro> I can't believe people are still questioning our relationship!
[12:18] *** Mdm_Maestro [SeaGoddess@art1.perfectco.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (Haruka. My room. Now.)

[12:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...!
[12:19] *** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (huhuhuhuhuhuhuuhuhuh)

[12:19] <FireFly_9> Oh good grief.... thank you for your kind words, Jupiter Knight.
[12:20] <// J_Daito //> By Metallia... the house is shaking again
[12:20] <=^catablanca^=> Isn't it now "metaria?"
[12:20] <// J_Daito //> ...
[12:20] <=^catablanca^=> Takeuchi-sensei changed the manga...
[12:20] <// J_Daito //> BAH! I will not submit to her revisionism!
[12:21] <=^catablanca^=> Except when it comes to your uniform...
[12:21] <// J_Daito //> GRAH!
[12:21] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. stals da brithday peasant

[12:21] <Cést_la_V> Chibiusa-chan, that mail is old... Mako-chan's got it already...
[12:22] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. soal ti frum miko-chun

[12:22] <Cést_la_V> ...
C-chan, "one of the few Tsukino Shingo fans", asks:
Professor Tomoe, are you aware that you sound like the Japanese version of Iago from Aladdin?
Amazing what you can learn while trying to find advice for a video game.



[12:23] <GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
[12:23] <GERMATOID> HOW ELSE DO YOU THINK I RAISE CASH TO FUND MY EVIL EMPIRE! MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
[12:24] <// J_Daito //> You know, we should talk. How would you like to be vice-president?
[12:24] <GERMATOID> DON'T DO IT BUDDY... I'D BE PRESIDENT WITHIN THE HOUR! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[12:25] <// J_Daito //> I could take you out, Tomoe!
[12:25] <GERMATOID> I DON'T THINK SO! MAAHHAHAHAHAHA!
[12:26] <FireFly_9> Jedite, you are NOT John Kerry!
[12:26] <// J_Daito //> You WILL recall I said I was him BEFORE I won that primary!
[12:26] <FireFly_9> ...
UltraMatt asks:
First off, I would like to give these to Hotaru-chan for all the crap she has had to put up with (gives Hotaru bouquet of black and purple flowers). Hope I got the right colors :) Heres my question for Jedite: Whats it like to be frozen alive? It's has to be better then being turned to stone!! (begins laughing uncontrollibly)



[12:27] <FireFly_9> Actually, I prefer white flowers, but the sentiment is appreciated :)
[12:28] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> mn wat sda fack why da FACK du pplz lik U 4? Ur a Broing gril!!1
[12:28] <FireFly_9> I don't date horses, I'm generally well-mannered and polite.
[12:28] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> balsit! U facking smush wurlds wit yer glav, um ppl sill lik U!!
[12:29] <FireFly_9> heh
[12:29] <// J_Daito //> UltraMAtt... we don't talk about the... ice... ever
[12:29] * // J_Daito // twiitches

[12:30] <// J_Daito //> NEVERNEVERNEVERNEVER
[12:30] <FireFly_9> I think you hit a nerve...
Solarchos asks:
My question's more of a request for some feedback. This is a short little something I made up a while ago for a few laughs. I have a feeling anyone who dislikes ChibiUsa will enjoy it.
Eudial and Mimet walk up onto a stage. Both witches mess up their hair as grunge music starts playing in the background. Eudial begins playing an electric guitar while Mimet stumbles around and headbangs in true Nirvana-fashion.
Mimet : Yeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhh! I haven't eaten...in...two weeks! I'm not eating like I should. But look on that playground! The pink-haired girl dancing around! I say...MMMM...that kid looks gooooood!!! Mimet continues headbanging.
Eudial : Mmmm...my stomach needs some sugar treatment...I really need to take a break...right now I'm in the mood for a little CHIBI-STEAK!!! Mmmm...ChibiUsa looks good I'd like to eat her! I would tenderize her...then I'd like to beat her! What can I do...I'm hypoglycemic too! So hey there Sailor Chibi-Moon...
Both witches : WE'RE GONNA EAT YOU!!!!
There's a huge blast of feedback as Eudial and Mimet begin to smash instruments together. Mimet jumps up on some amps and stage-dives. Eudial reaches into the audience and yanks Chibi-Usa up onto the stage with them. Holding onto the squealing, struggling, pink-haired child, Eudial and Mimet alternate between punching, spanking, gnawing on her, and going at her with forks and knives. Finally, in true Kurt Kobain fashion, the two witches fall exhausted to the floor.
Thank you for your attention, ladies and gentlemen. Thankyouverymuch.
P.S. No, Eudial and Mimet are NOT coming out with an album. Be grateful.



[12:32] <// J_Daito //> NEVERNEVERNEVERNEVERNEVER
[12:33] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ooh fak u faku faku faku im no facking mal 4 does stopic biches 5 rejacts!!1
[12:33] <GERMATOID> THOSE TWO WOULD BE SO DIABETIC! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[12:34] <=^catablanca^=> wow...
[12:34] <Cést_la_V> Those two could be cannibals. I could see it!!
[12:34] <FireFly_9> Now now, I can't approve of my friend being eaten alive...
[12:35] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> tank u UR sach a facking god fiend i lik u evan do U R a broing geak
[12:34] <// J_Daito //> NEVERNEVERNEVERNEVERNEVER
[12:35] <FireFly_9> ...you should KILL her first.
[12:36] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> :o
[12:36] *** // J_Daito // [Jed@dialup666.darkkingdom.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (NEVERNEVERNEVERNEVERNEVERNEVER)

[12:36] <FireFly_9> Well that's it for this edition of "Ask the Suburban Senshi... how does that tagline go again? Oh yes... "If you have a question for us, just send it to Ask the Suburban Senshi! We can make you famous ... or at least quasi infamous. :) Remember to specify the handle you want us to refer to you as when we answer! Since we get so many questions, we have to ask that you limit yourselves to one question per person per day! Thanks!"

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