#428: “Chibusa: behid da masic”

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*** Topic is '-= itz al abut me batches!!!1 =-'

[[ INFO ]]
Name: smal ladi nio pinces saraniti sukimo rugasi hibichusa
Status: crashin wit mi jogoloz
Crush: i wana sax up mi popa, kig edymoin
How long have you liked him/her: sinzdat tim i wnt bak 2 da pst n slaped his as in a lapick in a bot
Current hair color: pank lik coton cadny
Eye color: rad
Birthplace: cistal toyko
Shoe size: tany tenie
Do you have a bf: wel i gits dese chipendals mandriods n usad 2 hv diz horesman n lik a feery named popopu n sum oder man bach frum an RPG

[[when was the last time you..]]
Kissed someone: just now whn i comaded mi madriod 2 sax me up
Talked to an ex: i IM dat sunbatch pegasis al da tim n mack him on da IRc shenal
Had a nightmare: lik sumtims i drem popa sez 'no chibusa i cent B UR mn cuz i reely haf da hits 4 satsena n si trons mi un

[[ Other ]]
Psychological problems: wat da fack u tlaking abut im a facking gennyus
Last song you heard: totos al da tings u sed
Do you look like any celebrities: fak bich ppl wich dey cod lok lik mi!!!1
Do your friends 'know' you: i 'kno' al y fends cept 4 horatru si tinks it hantie
Most listened to bands: i dnt lassen 2 bads
Are you an anarchist: fack no im nit da antikreist
Do you dislike "preps": preps 2 col mn dey dres so badas bit nit az badaz as mi!!
Do your night time activites usually involve drunken underage vomiting: hshshshshshshshshshsshs 1 tim moma wuz pised wen i poked al over her hed
Have you ever slept in an alley or park: hel no

[x] Wallet – its lik pank lik mi here n it haz a pakur of halo ketty oun it
[x] Hairbrush- big pank stiff wite bistles wit a rabid hed on ti
[x] Toothbrush – log nd hrd
[x] Jewelry worn daily - a taria, glod stads un mi dres, a rig, my sliver cistal, a toei rig, mi tung stad
[x] Pillow cover – wite wih grey bonies un it
[x] Blanket – itz git spac suttlez n bonis n mons m sars un it
[x] Coffee cup – fak u cofee tastz lik likkid sit
[x] Sunglasses – i dnt ned suglasez
[x] Underwear- stfu hentai prevert1! (bat it maks it EZ 2 p)
[x] Favorite shirt – mamo-chans wen i rip it of his manli shest
[x] Cologne/Perfume – obsesion
[x] CD in stereo right now – Ward Al's I wnt 2 B ur Luvr
[x] Tattoos - 0
[x] Piercings – 12
[x] What you are wearing now –my pincess dres n my soes , da tiaria
[x] In my mouth – boble gam
[x] In my head – mandoid git ur as ovar har n sarvice mi
[x] Wishing – i wis manmo chin wuld cum pu har no
[x] After this – gona pay wit mandroid
[x] Fetishes – mamochin maks on mandroid hed
[x] If you could get away with it and murder anyone, who and for what reason? – id kil moma 2 get har off mi mun bt den i wuldnt be bron so i lik kap her as alif
[x] Person you wish you could see right now – moamomamamoamnmaomo-chun!!11
[x] Is next to you – nobudy
[x] Some of your favorite movies – sax in da shity, none an a hlaf wiks, c of luv, predatur
[x] Something you're looking forward to in the upcoming month – sedacing mamo-cuhn
[x] The last thing you ate -- banana spit suday wit a sherry un tip wih suger n cockolate
[x] Something that you are deathly afraid of – lightnig n shunder n moma fiding my cadid shits of mamochun wat i tok wen hi wuz in da sower
[x] Do you like candles – no i kip knoking dem ovar and sating fir 2 sit
[x] Do you like incense – no it sells nasy
[x] Do you like the taste of blood – hal no!!1
[x] Do you believe in love – yas
[x] Do you believe in soul mates – yas
[x] Do you believe in love at first sight – hal yas
[x] What do you want done with your body when you die – i lik wnt 2 be prasarved and pat up in a gliss bax so ppl cod c mi booty 4evar
[x] If you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be – lik a stopid dag, mi cut iz 2 smrt n si tlaks bak 2 mi al d dam tim
[x] What is the latest you've ever stayed up - i cnt du dat cuz im nit a gi but like mandrid stayz up 4evar cuz hez a robit
[x] Can you eat with chopsticks – no
[x] What's your favorite coin – lik any cazh i lik 2 sim in it like sooge mackdick in dicktales in his moany bin
[x] What are some of your favorite candies -- anytig wit sugar in it nit dat fak nuraseet balsit
[x] What's something that you wish people would understand – dat jst bcuz i smel funy it dozent man im nit a faking SUPARJENIUZ U FACKING BATCHES!!!!1
[x] What's something you wish you could understand better – why da fack ppl R sew STOPID 2 mi
[x] Who is someone that you really wish was still around – lik i wis elioz wuz her an nit raning after batch hoes cuz hi wuz wal equpit if u kno wat i meen hshshshshshshshshshs ror hoarsez r lik datu kno

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"[x] What's something that you wish people would understand – dat jst bcuz i smel funy it dozent man im nit a faking SUPARJENIUZ U FACKING BATCHES!!!!1..."
True, Chibi does smell funny.

Sheikm [e-mail] • 03/28/04 10:05am

0_o;;; OMFG!! I knew Chibiusa was messed up but I had no idea...!

Solarchos [e-mail] • 01/29/04 03:57pm

Well, normally, I just ignore Chibi-usa unless it's a small sentence. This time, I actually sat down and read it all, and actually figured out what she was saying. It was very disturbing, my IQ probably dropped about 50 points, and it ALMOST mentally scarred me.

And trust me, that's gotta be pretty bad, because I haven't been mentally scarred since that Harry Potter/Whomping Willow slash fanfic.

C-chan • 01/29/04 12:52pm

"Are you an anarchist: fack no im nit da antikreist" …Debatable.
That was great! I nearly fell out of my chair… seriously.

Brittany [e-mail] • 01/29/04 04:46am