#412: “A Dangerous Proposition (possibly NSFW)”

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*** Topic is '-= Xadium wants a plush PGSM Artemis toy, anyone got a URL (is it on sale yet?) =-'
[20:12] <// J_Daito //> Hmm, I've been amusing myself with the dreck in the grouphug confessionals site.
[20:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man, there's some damaged goods there
[20:14] <// J_Daito //> So I had this depraved idea... we have a comments system, right?
[20:15] <FireFly_9> Jedite, this is ill-advised.
[20:15] <// J_Daito //> I am inviting any brave souls to post using fake handles or whatever in the article comments on this thread, confessing whatever they like. No subject is verboten; no rules apply except there can be no mockery of the other posts. So get it off your soul!!
[20:16] <FireFly_9> We are not father-confessors, Jedite.
[20:16] <// J_Daito //> I think it would be a fascinating glimpse into the collective psyche of the site visitors' pool!
[20:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> No one's gonna go for it, Jed.
[20:17] <// J_Daito //> Confess your sins, people... cleanse yourselves in the ablutive power of the Suburban Senshi article comment system (not the sidebar!!)
[20:18] <FireFly_9> Gah. This is massively unwise....
[20:19] <// J_Daito //> They'll do it. They WANT to.
[20:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You're not Elios, you don't have the hypno voice.
[20:20] <// J_Daito //> :P It's just a social experiment.
[20:21] <FireFly_9> I don't like this idea.
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I'm guilty of being nice to Usagi and Chibi-Usa -AHEM- SPORE should be killed. DON'T ASK WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PEACEFULLNESS OF MY PERSONALITY! I HATE BAD GRAMMAR AND BAD SPELLING! GRRRRR! And I'm guilty of wetting my pants in 6th grade while laughing at a kid who got expelled over grafitiing the girl's bathrooms.........

Kakyuu [e-mail] • 05/24/04 05:13pm

Once, when I was at the doctor's office, he said to take a deep breath. I farted by accident. When he said to breathe out, I farted again. I had just had chili a few hours ago, so when i farted, i s[bleep]t my pants. It was really embarassing.

Imastupidmoronwithanuglyfaceandiliketokissmyownbum • 03/04/04 10:35pm

One time my Dad pooped in the neighbour's yard and lied about it. He told me not to tell. Oops.

Hugh Jass • 03/04/04 10:30pm

Okay so this is pretty pathetic i know, but what the hell. Back in the 8th grade, everyone was into pokemon cards, and i had my blastiose card stolen from right under my nose, but luckily, i knew who it was. So, one day in class, i stole it back (He had his card album on his desk) while he was talking to his friends. No-one saw me do it, but the guy who stole it from me in the first place suspected me, so i pushed him in some mud. lol.

pathetic... • 02/14/04 11:10pm

The thing I probably feel most guilty for was betraying my best friend in 5th grade. We lived in california and we were hopping the fence to some really nice house, just to see what was in the yard and stuff, and we got caught, and I blamed the whole thing on my best friend and said I had nothing to do with it. We both got out of what we did, but we weren't friends anymore after that...I still feel uber guilty about the whole thing. Gosh, I'm a bad person...

blah • 01/25/04 07:50pm

True story. I stole a crappy quarter-machine (well, they're fifty cents now) necklace from one of my classmates desks when I was in third grade. I actually managed to take it from a desk two rows from mine, while everyone was in the room, including the teacher. No one ever found out about it.

I felt guilty for stealing it at first, but then I forgot about it for years until I found it in an old box of junk in my room (I'm 16 now). Strangely, even over the guilt of having actually stolen something, I couldn't seem to help but feel a tinge of pride for pulling it off. How many people can say they have so easily stolen something in front of 26 people without even getting a raised eyebrow?

The pride of the act concerns me more than the act itself...

Brittany [e-mail] • 01/23/04 03:55am

Okay, so one time, me and my roommate were drinking, and we kinda got into arguing about who was the best member of Suburban Senshi... I said it was Hotaru, but he was all saying that Jedite was better and stuff.

So I killed him.

It's okay, though... the cops'll never figure out where I hid the body...

TsufuruSith [e-mail] • 01/23/04 12:41am

All long as everyone else is confessing something...my secret shame is getting mad at the Animamates one time when they abducted me during that whole "Senshi Inquisition" thing and Iron Mouse was constantly teasing me about hurrying up and kissing someone. Well, I was pretty riled up and it was one of those impulse decisions : I kissed Iron Mouse. Long and hard. Not one of the brightest things I've ever done. ^^;

Solarchos [e-mail] • 01/21/04 02:09pm

let's see...I annoy people. On purpose. But only some people.

someone who is not starcat [e-mail] • 01/21/04 12:10am

When I was eight, I was stung on the jimmie by a fire ant. I probably had it coming, though, as I'd spent the entire recess period trying to screw with their nest...

Jarick • 01/20/04 10:22pm

owhen i was five i cooked a squirel over a bonire and fed little strips of it to my younger friends. not quite as evil as jedite..

jackeh • 01/20/04 01:31pm

Let's see...Well, I felt really guilty over looking at a pic of Jedite for a long time and drooling over it. Also, wanting to steal Haruka's car and Prof. Tomoe's lab equiptment. Um, I wanted to switch places with Rei.bot. Uh, I wanted to beat Chibi-Usa over ther head a couple of times. I also wanted to borrow Michiru's perfection field and Hotaru's glaive. Oh yeah, I also wanted Minako's hair. Uh, I think that's it. Thanks for letting me vent! ^o^

LingTina • 01/20/04 07:20am

Well see the one time I actually did something I felt really guilty of was wetting my pants in 2nd grade...so sad...so...unexciting. heh

Someone who is not Ka-chan.... • 01/20/04 06:00am

*snifsnif* Thank you so much for this opportunity to spill my true feelings! ^_^

someone who is not starcat [e-mail] • 01/20/04 02:32am


Xadium • 01/19/04 09:04pm

Sounds like a cheap plea for Squackback traffic. H* is right, nobody's gonna fall for it.

Nakiad2 • 01/19/04 08:41pm