*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi*** Topic is '-= Inspired by that wretched grouphug site; anonymous mode on, can you guess who said what? =-'
[19:37] > I update my blogs even though I say I won't because I just can't focus on one thing at a time
[19:38] > One time when I was younger I stabbed my boss in the back and killed all of his friends, and I was happy about it-- even today I sit back and daydream about how I twisted the knife in his pansy[BLEEP] back. And then yesterday because I was bored I killed a Hamster, ground it up and fed it to a gerbil. Now the gerbil has the "laughing disease" and is rabid. I think Im going to chop it up and feed it to a Guinea Pig next.
[19:43] > I act all superior in public but in truth I'm a shy, reserved, scared little girl who just wants to be loved by someone. Someone worthy, not some run-of-the-mill scruffy dog off the street who thinks they're deserving of gratitude merely because they deigned to cast some paltry affections my way. I swear, the way people act around me, I wouldn't feel bad if they all vanished tomorrow, because they are so annoyingly pedestrian-- but then if they did that I wouldn't have anyone to laugh at when I cry inside.
[19:45] > Like the other Day I was going for this quick [BLEEP] but then this anorexic Goth chick shows up with this bigass blade and tries to have my studly [BLEEP] Spayed; I mean on the one hand I want the scrawny chick to hurry up and die, on the other hand I want to torture her [BLEEP] and hear her desperate cry, and on the other hand I want her to be my personal b[BLEEP]h cuz I have this sinking feeling only she can scratch my primal itch, and on the other hand while I might whine, I think she's damn fine
[19:49] > ONE TIME I PLAYED TWISTER WITH MY LAB ASSISTANT AND IT GOT OUT OF HAND BECAUSE SUDDENLY I WAS TIED UP IN A KNOT AND SHE WAS STANDING THERE LAUGHING AT ME, I DON'T UNDERSTAND, I
THINK SHE WAS CHEATING SOMEHOW, SO FROM THEN ON I'D ALWAYS CHEAT AT IT FIRST SO THAT THEY COULD NEVER LAUGH AT ME AGAIN
ALSO I GAVE ONE OF MY LAB ASSISTANTS THIS SLINKY RED DRESS FOR XMAS BECAUSE I KNEW SHE WOULD LOOK HOT IN IT, I USED TO GIVE HER TASTY COFFEE ALL THE TIME BUT THEN SHE DIED SO I NEVER REALLY GOT ANYWHERE WITH THAT
THEN I CLONED HER BUT THE CLONE DIED TOO AND THEN I GAVE IT UP BECAUSE MY KID WAS LOOKING AT ME FUNNY
[19:54] > Everybody looks up to me all the time and I can't stand it because deep inside I'm a rebel and I like to do things my own damn way. Why should I have to conform myself to some bull[BLEEP] morality crap when nobody else does?
I admit it, I've kicked some serious ass in my time, but I did what I had to do to get the job done, and all I get is [BLEEP] for it because I'm supposed to be some damn role model.
Man, in my world, it's a race-- you win or you get stomped in the ground. and I mean it's like a damn DEATH race sometimes, and damn If I'm gonna get massacred because some teenybopper bleeding heart ditz can't handle the fact that in a fight somebody's gonna get bloody and it's not supposed to be YOU.
Man I'd like to smack her sometimes, but she's got those big Doe eyes that mentally castrate you, if you know what I mean. Bah
[19:54] > Sometimes I get mad at the fact that I've been in this business longer than anyone, and I don't get the respect I deserve. I mean I set the standard and suddenly I'm playing second spittle to someone who's like my inferior clone! I mean she's nice and all, but she's one pancake short of of a waffle if you know what I mean. But it's okay because I know that everyone out there knows who the REAL #1 is!!
[20:02] > I try my best sometimes, and I hate to say it, but these people can be utter MORONS sometimes. I hate the fact that I actually CARE for them, because if they were utter strangers I swear I would avoid them at all costs. It's SO taxing to have to constantly bite my tongue and "dumb myself down" in order to make myself UNDERSTOOD. -sigh-...
And I'm not even as smart as some of them IQ wise, it's just that they're all like CHILDREN.
Sometimes I just want to go live in a library and good riddance to them all.
[20:02] > i have a double / i wish to be a unique / seed of homicide
[20:09] > lik fak dis 1 tim ppl strate sittin on mi speling U kno n it piszed mi of butt datz nit da prublim lik i lik 2 rite dese nits dat lok lik dere frum mi popa 2 dis chik ho lives in our bassment nmed satsena, n it loks lik hez al hit n chating hr up, n it makes mi mam mad lik hel n shi screems at popa n maks da chik suffr all da tim, i laff cuz it meensz dat1 dey she'l divroce mi popa n den i ken mary himcuz lik ive ented hm 4 lik 900 facking yrz U kno n da funise ting abut it is da chik tinks im her lik brest fend cuz im alwyz hnging out wit hr but si dnty kno itz cu i wnt 2 git enuf DNA 2 mak a clon n den i;ll flim dat clon in bred wit popa usng CGI n sow da tap 2 da wulrl n hell hav no chice bit 2 liv in hidng n I wil cumfort him n hi wil bi mi mn hshshshshshshshshshsh!!!!1