#381: “Because Suburban Senshi can't type”

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*** Topic is '-= Biting the hand that feeds you =-'
[05:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You know, Professor Tomoe's been leeching bandwith from Genvid.com for a hell of a long time
[05:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> But we've never actually bothered to use the more advanced features of the site, like the forums
[05:18] <FireFly_9> You must really be bored, Haruka-poppa.
[05:19] <// J_Daito //> What, is talking with us not enough, Ten'ou?
[05:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'm just saying, maybe we should sign up for an account
[05:21] <// J_Daito //> What the hell is this? There are RULES on this thing...
[05:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Rules?
[05:22] <// J_Daito //> Yeah I was reading this funny ass remark in this thread about how Tuxedo Mask's new mask "rilly bite's"
[05:23] <FireFly_9> "Really Bites".
[05:23] <// J_Daito //> Yeah and like the moderator started pointing to these "RULES"
[05:24] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Why does the icon look like me but have your name?
[05:25] <// J_Daito //> Nevermind that doppelganger! These RULES tick me off! Looking like you is EASY!
[05:25] * // J_Daito // is now known as ♥ Cést la Vie ♥

[05:25] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> You look just like me!!
[05:25] *** ♥ Cést la Vie ♥ [GldnGoddess@ip6942.ai.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (Confuzzled)

[05:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Isn't that a nick collision or somethign Prof?
[05:25] * ♥ Cést la Vie ♥ is now known as // J_Daito //

[05:25] <// J_Daito //> I hacked it, idiot!
[05:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What's so bad about the Rules??
[05:25] <// J_Daito //> DID YOU READ THEM, MORON?
[05:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I skimmed the first few words...
[05:26] <// J_Daito //> It's like they were written to EXCLUDE US!
[05:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ?
[05:26] <// J_Daito //> The rules for the Genvid.com forums are as follows.

The "Cardinal rules" are never capable of being suspended and are instantly bannable.

[05:27] <FireFly_9> So... you can ban the Cardinal Rules but not suspend them?
[05:28] <FireFly_9> Oh John Ashcroft does that all the time...
[05:28] <// J_Daito //> Hah the forum is no place for you, Tomoe Hotaru!
[05:28] <FireFly_9> ? It's legal truth! Who uses the USA PATRIOT ACT to get around 200 years of Constitutional precedent?
[05:29] <// J_Daito //> hah that kind of talk will get you eliminated, you'll see

The "Secondary rules" may be suspended in Off Topic forum threads by the current Off Topic moderator. Outside of those threads, though, they are bannable.

[05:29] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> so lik al des roles R banabel

Cardinal rules

[05:30] <FireFly_9> So shouldn't it be "Cardinal" Rules then "Ordinal Rules"?
[05:30] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I suck at math

1. Do not post links directly to files containing downloadable bootleg content such as bit torrents, emule links, etc. However, for links to other sites which contain the files, we will look the other way.

[05:31] <FireFly_9> You realize now that people who have never heard of Emule will instantly head over to Google, don't you?
[05:35] <// J_Daito //> Heh.
[05:35] <// J_Daito //> Here's your "NOT INVITED" notice, Hotaru:

2. No politics, not even in off-topic. Political discussions do not belong on a fan site. Don't post your opinions, don't make snide insinuations, don't even make political allusions. I don't care what you think, you're better off not caring what I think, and we're going to leave it at that.

[05:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So the whole amusing Google bomb subplot about "Miserable Failure"?
[05:36] <// J_Daito //> Gone.
[05:36] <FireFly_9> My occasional jabs at the stupidity of the people who for better or worse control the shape of our fates?
[05:36] <// J_Daito //> GTF out politico-no-senshi, you're not wanted.
[05:37] <FireFly_9> Gah.
[05:37] *** FireFly_9 [ruin@ntt1.docomo.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (The Sound of Silence is Truly Deafening)

Wondering what counts as a "political" post or comment? If you're thinking your post may be one, then it is one- you're far better off not posting than having to deal with us.

[05:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I wonder if my post about the masked wrestler in the Diet--
[05:38] <// J_Daito //> Did you say DIET? As in Japanese Parliament!? NO! DAS VERBOTEN!!
[05:38] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> [BLEEP]k.

Secondary rules
1. No flames (without justification), insults, trolling, denigrations, racism, etc.

[05:39] <// J_Daito //> "And Mr. Fett-- NO DENIGRATIONS!"
[05:39] <Mdm_Maestro> Blast. What is the fun of a public forum if you can't show them up utterly?
[05:40] <// J_Daito //> Well i think you can if you class it as a Justified Troll
[05:40] <Mdm_Maestro> I don't want to make the effort. I will not be limited in my capacity to berate and belittle!!
[05:41] *** Mdm_Maestro [SeaGoddess@art1.perfectco.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (You are all Unworthy.)

[05:41] <// J_Daito //> Okay so that rule actually had a positive impact, but STILL

What does "without justification" mean? Basically, if you're acting like an idiot, the forum public is justified in treating you like one. Its always fun to hold up morons to public scorn and we're not going to hesitate in doing so- my advice to you is to post carefully and thoughtfully. Don't treat the forums as a casual gathering; consider them a location of formal debate.

[05:41] <// J_Daito //> Haha I can agree with most of that, but "formal debate"?
[05:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Jed, you're the first Affirmative!!
[05:42] <// J_Daito //> Hmm how did that go again? THISSAD... Topicality, Harms, Issue, Something, Solution, Augh I forgot all this debate [BLEEP]
[05:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "Bascially, ehm, Mr. Jedite, I would, ehm, like to, ehm, vigourously dispute the topicality of your previous postulation, ehem, that Hama Chisaki is a, aehm, a veritable digestive system with feet."
[05:44] <// J_Daito //> "Aheh, but, Ms. Ten'ou, are we not , as humanoids, eheh, ahem, all, literally, as beings with internal stomach organs, ahem, walking digestive Systems? "
[05:45] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "Oh, Touche' and well-played, Mr. Jedite! Would you like to join me for a, ehem, post argumentation banquet of tea and crumpets?"
[05:46] <// J_Daito //> "Oh, Splendid, Ms. Ten'ou, Simply Splendid! What What!"

2. No religious discussion. Shinto is exempt because of its relationship to the series.

[05:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That's right and fans always debate that! Am I or Aren't I?
[05:47] <// J_Daito //> Well we'll have none of that HERE, even though Artemis admires a nun, we at the DK routinely deploy boxing Priests, and the whole first half 3rd season is a search for some kind of Messiah, the culmination of which ends up in a Cathederal!
[05:49] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> YOU heard Ikuhara! It was all nothing! They crucified the Senshi in R because it looked GOOD!
[05:49] <- spiritflame -> shinto avoid death
[05:49] <- spiritflame -> buddhist rituals needed
[05:50] <- spiritflame -> but its talk is banned
[05:50] *** - spiritflame - [FireSoul@ip999.TA.edu.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (i can't do my job)

[05:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ok so it's a stretch
[05:50] <// J_Daito //> Bah I'm a Dark General it's my JOB to stretch!

3. Please post in the appropriate categories. Mods may move your threads to the appropriate category if they think it is more relevant to one or the other, so don't be offended by it.

[05:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I can live with that..

4. Use proper English! This means actually spelling out words, having capitalization when required (lowercase when not, of course), and using correct punctuation such as apostrophes. Forums aren't AIM; if you're going to say something, say it intelligently.

[05:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Bye Chibi
[05:52] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> WTF gad dummit Y da fack R U ppl packing on mi!!!?1 jst bcuz i dnt fracken red da sam dacksyunairy lak U mrons dnt meen i dnt gt impratrant tings 2 sey!! an WTF maks U tink UR smatrer dan mi! my speling iz da wabe ov da futur!!! Al UR shildran wil be spaling LAK MI MATERFACKRS!!!!1
[05:53] *** .'~SugaBB_2999~'. [cndygrrl@gigaport.capitalnet.ct] has left #suburbansenshi (scoo U guyz im gong hm!!)

[05:54] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Haha that's another one of us disqualified.

You'll get a few warnings, and we'll try to be nice about it, but we get tired of idiotic posts pretty quickly.

[05:54] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Heh.

Oh, and excessive use of "..." is annoying as hell. Don't do that. Would you...write...an...essay....like...this...? No? Then don't do that here either.

[05:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...
[05:55] <// J_Daito //> I know! We use the damn ELLIPSIS all the time!
[05:55] <// J_Daito //> And... God Help-- William...SHATNER!!
[05:56] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL

5. Use proper formatting! Don't type in all caps. Ever. Don't type in all lowercase, unless its for effect. Don't write every post in super cool fun font. Those are for effect only. If we see size, bolding, colour, etc., abused we're not going to be too happy with you.

[05:57] *** GERMATOID [MadProf@ip667.m2net.ips.gakuenmugen.edu.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (I CAN TELL WHEN I'M NOT WANTED!

[05:58] <// J_Daito //> And another bites the dust...
[05:58] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Damn, who's left?!
[05:58] <// J_Daito //> You and me out of the old school crew
[05:59] <// J_Daito //> Damn not me either
[05:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ?

6. Respect other posters! They post properly, so you should too. If you're making a request of someone, you should at the least provide the same amount of courtesy in return.

[05:59] <// J_Daito //> NOBODY tells me to respect weak, pathetic humans! BAH!
[06:00] *** // J_Daito // [Jed@dialup666.darkkingdom.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (Everything that elevates an individual above the herd and intimidates the neighbor, is henceforth called evil.)

[06:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man... it's lonely in here...
[06:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dammit!

3. Consider before posting whether people would actually want to read your post. Moreso, whether you'd want to read your post. Most of us don't care if you're angry because you had trouble downloading something or some page didn't download, so don't bother us about it.

[06:01] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man so I can't even VENT?! [BLEEP] Venting is what I DO in these days of peace!!
[06:02] *** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (Faster than Light Speed)

With that said, finally, welcome to the forums!

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