#380: “Yet another (almost) hour with the Senshi”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= Battlestar Galaxia? =-'
[22:56] <// J_Daito //> Tomoe, your little MUD code thing is a bit rough around the edges
[22:56] <GERMATOID> I'M WORKING ON IT
[22:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL you gotten eaten while trying to kill Beryl eh? A little pissed off by your fate in PGSM?
[22:57] <// J_Daito //> That was a SCANDALOUS LIE
[22:57] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- whips out a rock she found on the street

[22:58] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Why hello Jed, how you doin there
[22:58] <// J_Daito //> Quiet
[22:58] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hay mrons UU kno itz almst kristmas
[22:59] <// J_Daito //> Dammit, not again!
[22:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> haha you hate the holidays, don't you? All the singing, and gifts, and togetherness and joy--
[23:00] <// J_Daito //> bah if you had any sense you would fear it too
[23:00] <FireFly_9> Fear?
[23:00] <// J_Daito //> Christmas is when HIS power waxes, when HIS power becomes strong, and our ancient battle begins again
[23:00] <GERMATOID> ?
[23:01] <// J_Daito //> Remember, the Dark Kingdom is based at the North Pole
[23:01] <// J_Daito //> There are other, older powers there as well
[23:01] <FireFly_9> Ry'leth Cthulthu?
[23:01] <GERMATOID> WEREN'T WE AT WAR WITH HIM?
[23:02] <// J_Daito //> I can handle Squid Boy... but the Pagan God Santa... now that's somehting else altogehter...
[23:02] <FireFly_9> Pagan... God... Santa?
[23:02] <// J_Daito //> I suppose I have no choice but to show you. Let's see here...


### Now switching to Tomoe Labs IRCMUDServ .035 Beta ###

[23:03] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Whoa what did you do?
[23:03] <GERMATOID> HE'S ACTIVATED THE HYBRID MUD - IRC - VR INTERFACE
[23:03] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh yeah the one Saturn skewered us in,,,
[23:04] <FireFly_9> heh
[23:04] <// J_Daito //> look
[23:04] > Your party stands at the entrance to a massive hall.
[23:04] > The hall is so large that the vaulted ceiling curves into the darkness miles above you.
[23:04] > Rows of armed wooden soldiers march back and forth in massive columns, the rhythmic stomping of their giant feet a drumbeat of ominous portent.
[23:06] > From a vast forge somewhere beyond the horizon, bright flames lick upwards, casting the smoky interior of the gigantic hall with a glowing orange light.
[23:07] > Far in the distance, atop his mile high throne, the SANTA sits, his massive body shaking with laughter as he eyes you from above, reading your mind.
[23:08] <FireFly_9> Good grief...
[23:08] <// J_Daito //> *That* is what the Dark Kingdom had to sign a non-agression pact with for the 10,000 years we shared the continent.
[23:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> talk to santa
[23:09] > "And what would you like for Christmas, Little Girl?" Santa bellows, the booming bass of his baritone voice blasting across the heavens.
[23:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> say "Don't you know? Can't you read my mind? "
[23:10] <// J_Daito //> WTF Tenou are you INSANE?! Shut up before it's TOO LATE!!
[23:10] > Santa laughs so hard the earth quakes. "Of Course I know, Little Girl!!" he booms.
[23:11] > A Green Orion Slave Woman appears.
[23:11] <FireFly_9> Oh, good grief...
[23:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah baby...
[23:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> tell Orion Slave Woman "do my laundry"
[23:12] <GERMATOID> ...
[23:12] <FireFly_9> THAT'S why you want a Green Orion Slave woman!?
[23:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What? It IS a Slave woman... right? Michi never does my laundry!
[23:13] <// J_Daito //> I am TRYING to show you the greatest danger the world had ever known and you're trying to set up a DOMESTIC CLEANING solution?
[23:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man why are you mocking Santa? So what if he's twice the size of King Kong and breathes fire?
[23:14] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> dat smokz frum da crock pip hez smokin dumas
[23:14] <// J_Daito //> SANTA there is a mind reader who goes out of his ways to sate the desriees of young children, ingratiating themselves to him so that when they grow up and gain power they will be the willing arms of his tentacle-like organization!
[23:15] <FireFly_9> But... no grown ups worship him...
[23:16] <// J_Daito //> And you can thank US for that! The DARK KINGDOM is resposible for the magic phrase "There is no such thing as Santa Claus!" it's the only way to prevent him from gaining uber mindshare and forging a gestalt critical mass that would give HIM dominion over OUR world!
[23:17] > Santa examines your party closely.
[23:17] > "I know what you all want" he says darkly.
[23:17] <// J_Daito //> What? Dammit, quit the sim before he sucks you in!
[23:18] <// J_Daito //> Damn I can't quit!!
[23:18] <GERMATOID> I LOCKED US IN, I WANNA SEE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHA!
[23:18] > Six nubile, transparently clad Kaolinites appear in front of GERMATOID.
[23:19] <// J_Daito //> Dammit!
[23:19] <FireFly_9> Papa!
[23:19] <FireFly_9> I'll dispatch those...
[23:19] > An ancient Assryian reading Lamp appears before Hotaru.
[23:20] <FireFly_9> I'll dispatch them as soon as I've found a place to plug this in...
[23:20] <// J_Daito //> No, not YOU! Ten'ou's over there teaching Orion Slave Woman how to fluff and fold, and Tomoe's playing human pretzel Twister with 6 Kaolinites!
[23:21] > "And now it's time for your present, Jedite", Santa booms, a hint of darkness in his voice.
[23:22] <// J_Daito //> That;s IT! I won't let us be corrupted! If there is anyone here who shall do the corruption, it shall me ME!
[23:22] > summon Chisaki
[23:22] > summon Chisaki
[23:22] > summon Chisaki
[23:22] > summon Chisaki
[23:22] > summon Chisaki
[23:22] > summon Chisaki
[23:23] > Out of the ether, a slender, slightly geekish looking Japanese girl appears. She is eating a puff pastry.
[23:23] > A Chisaki is here.
[23:23] > Out of the ether, a slender, slightly geekish looking Japanese girl appears. She is eating a puff pastry.
[23:23] > A Chisaki is here.
[23:23] > Out of the ether, a slender, slightly geekish looking Japanese girl appears. She is eating a puff pastry.
[23:23] > A Chisaki is here.
[23:23] > Out of the ether, a slender, slightly geekish looking Japanese girl appears. She is eating a puff pastry.
[23:23] > A Chisaki is here.
[23:23] > Out of the ether, a slender, slightly geekish looking Japanese girl appears. She is eating a puff pastry.
[23:23] > A Chisaki is here.
[23:23] > Out of the ether, a slender, slightly geekish looking Japanese girl appears. She is eating a puff pastry.
[23:23] > A Chisaki is here.
[23:23] <// J_Daito //> Go my pretties! EAT EVERYTHING!
[23:23] > You cannot speak; you are being eaten alive!
[23:24] > You are DEAD!
[23:24] > GERMATOID is DEAD!
[23:24] > FireFly_9 is DEAD!
[23:24] > .'~SugaBB_2999~'. is DEAD!
[23:24] > --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is DEAD!
[23:26] > Game Over.

### Exiting MUD. Bye! ###


[23:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> DAMN way to get my ass EATEN JEd
[23:26] <// J_Daito //> Better that than let you fall under the Dark One's candy-coated Spell
[23:27] <FireFly_9> This is the SECOND time I've been cannibalized by a Chisaki... God help me.
[23:27] <GERMATOID> THAT WAS STRANGELY AMUSING! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[23:28] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fack WTG wuz dat sit!? Chzaki wuz lik eating mi hari!!
[23:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I think she thought it was a giant cotton candy
[23:29] <// J_Daito //> Well anyway we escaped
[23:29] <FireFly_9> After suffering irreparable mental scarring, yes.
[23:30] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> sew lik WTF U pplz dong 4 kistmas?
[23:30] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'm going to buy a new car and cruise around town with it blasting carols out of the speakers
[23:31] <FireFly_9> I'm going to read a good book.
[23:31] <GERMATOID> I'M GOING TO ENGAGE IN SOME BANNED CELLULAR MUTATION RESEARCHES! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[23:31] <// J_Daito //> I'm going to crush the life out of small rodents
[23:32] <GERMATOID> DID YOU KNOW THEY HAVE THEIR OWN OLYMPICS?
[23:32] <// J_Daito //> what.
[23:34] <GERMATOID> http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_844522.html
[23:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> kickass
[23:34] <FireFly_9> Those poor animals are probably prodded and poked to perform their "feats".
[23:34] <// J_Daito //> Hmm are there cash prizes? That plus the animal pain makes it something I might be interesting in exploring as a post-world dominator career path
[23:36] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> sew geydite were da fack is dat whit haried panszi koanzite? I havent scene ham in da liv akshun
[23:37] <// J_Daito //> Don't know, don't care. That colossal suckup can blink out of existence for all I care
[23:38] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> lol da new zoeysite is so fracking ghey
[23:38] <// J_Daito //> Which is a change from his prior self how?
[23:38] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Bah they're trying to make him all cool by haivng him play the piano and mutter [BLEEP]. I play the piano WAY better than that loser
[23:39] <// J_Daito //> HAH Maybe you aren't btching about the live action anymore because you secretly got a job there as the "gay pianist"
[23:39] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I did not!
[23:39] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> lol hatrarckra alwyz liks plying da pinis t
[23:40] <// J_Daito //> ROLF where's the white wig Ten'ou, let's see it
[23:40] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> SHUT UP !!
[23:40] <// J_Daito //> cmon you can show your fellow Dark General
[23:40] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I AM NOT, NOR HAVE I EVER BEEN A GAY PIANIST ON TV... well exc ept for that one joint with the Star Lights
[23:41] <// J_Daito //> The who? Oh, the leather fetish transvestite Senshi
[23:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yes... the leather-fetish transvestite Senshi.
[23:42] <// J_Daito //> HAha how apt, them being "Sailor" Senshi and all
[23:42] <FireFly_9> Are you casting aspersions on *all* Sailor Senshi, Jedite?
[23:43] * FireFly_9 summons her glaive

[23:43] <// J_Daito //> Umm.. no, no, of course not...
[23:43] <FireFly_9> See that you don't.
[23:44] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> so lik Hrarakr aculd B da consrsction wroker, Geydite culd B da indien chif, Horatru culd B da Bikr, n Mirichru culd be da polizemen
[23:45] <// J_Daito //> The hell you talking about, Sporticus?
[23:45] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> Ure lik dose music pplz da village ppl, da maco man hoo lived in da YCMA
[23:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> How do you know about all this stuff, 31st century girl?
[23:47] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i hav androds of dem, amichun maks dem 4 mi plezure
[23:47] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> butt det dnt giv mi a lat, I dun gat it
[23:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well they *are* the Village people...
[23:49] <FireFly_9> Yes their music is horrid...
[23:49] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That's not what I meant
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