#379: “Do Dark Generals Dream of Ecletic Creeps?”



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[17:25] <// J_Daito //> look
[17:25] > You in a dark, cavernous, cave-type hole in the ground.
[17:25] > The stench of putrid decaying necrotic flesh is everywhere.
[17:25] > You are hungry.
[17:26] <// J_Daito //> eat
[17:26] > You munch on the desiccated viscera of a long-dead porcupine.
[17:26] > You are still hungry.
[17:26] > You sense something approaching.
[17:26] > Queen Beryl is here!
[17:27] <// J_Daito //> examine beryl
[17:28] > The evil ruler of the dark kingdom is looking as slick as ever, with her interestingly inverted low-cut dress making it impossible for any of her supplicating minions to take her seriously as they bow before her.
[17:29] > Beryl looks at you salaciously.
[17:29] > "Jedito," she asks in her booming baritone. "We thank you for doing your best to serve us. Your love and loyalty will not be forgotten by us. Work hard and we will give you your just desserts".
[17:30] > Beryl licks her lips suggestively.
[17:30] <// J_Daito //> SSJ
[17:30] > You plant your feet firmly on the ground, clench your fists and SCREAM!
[17:30] > An aura of black energy begins to swirl around you!
[17:30] > The ground cracks under the onslaught of your mighty ki!
[17:30] > Your hair stand on end and your eyes become totally black!
[17:30] > You are SUPER JEDITE!
[17:30] > "Would you defy me?" Beryl asks with a hint of amusement in her voice.
[17:32] <// J_Daito //> say "I'm nobody's Dark General Bit[BLEEP]h, Bitc[BLEEP]!
[17:33] > Beryl is amused.
[17:33] > Beryl approaches you!
[17:34] <// J_Daito //> mass ki
[17:34] > You raise your hands above your head and amass a huge glowing ball of green ki
[17:35] > Beryl is ANGRY!
[17:35] <// J_Daito //> dodge
[17:35] > Queen Beryl ATTACKS!
[17:35] > You dexterously dodge the danger.
[17:35] > Queen Beryl's attack MISSES!
[17:36] <// J_Daito //> throw ki
[17:36] > You fling your giant ki ball at Queen Beryl!
[17:36] > Your giant ki ball MISSES!
[17:36] > "To think you could have had all _this_", Queen Beryl says darkly, gesturing to the curves of her slightly necrotic, undead body. "But now you will have to pay the price for your betrayal, Jedito."
[17:38] <// J_Daito //> say "Screw you, she-witch"
[17:38] > Queen Beryl is ENRAGED!
[17:39] > You are in trouble!
[17:39] <// J_Daito //> summon Chisaki
[17:39] > Out of the ether, a slender, slightly geekish looking Japanese girl appears. She is eating a puff pastry.
[17:39] > A Chisaki is here.
[17:39] > "What is this?" Beryl asks haughtily. "More fodder for my wrath?"
[17:40] <// J_Daito //> say "Dinner time for Hama-chan"
[17:41] > The Chisaki begins to drool uncontrollably.
[17:41] <// J_Daito //> dodge
[17:41] > You avoid the Chisaki's ravenous glomp.
[17:42] <// J_Daito //> grab Beryl
[17:42] > You grab Queen Beryl!
[17:42] > Queen Beryl is ENRAGED!
[17:42] > You realize just where you are grabbing Queen Beryl and are nauseated!
[17:42] > The Chisaki ATTACKS!
[17:42] > Queen Beryl SCREAMS in AGONY!
[17:43] <// J_Daito //> let go of Beryl
[17:43] > You release Queen Beryl.
[17:43] > The Chisaki pins Beryl to the hard cold granite ground, smashing her head against the solid stone.
[17:43] > Like a rampaging Evangelion, the Chisaki tears into her latest victim, supping on the fetid black bile in Beryl's bosom.
[17:45] <// J_Daito //> laugh
[17:45] > You cackle madly as the Chisaki makes mincemeat out of Queen Beryl.
[17:45] > You watch with satisfaction as the Chisaki makes Hannibal Lecter look like a salad-eater.
[17:46] > The Chisaki looks at you, a stray limb of Beryl's hanging from her drooling mouth.
[17:47] > The Chisaki looks very, very, hungry.
[17:47] <// J_Daito //> Sh[BLEEP]t
[17:47] > You soil yourself, but the smell is not enough to deter the Chisaki.
[17:47] > The Chisaki is advancing towards you slowly, a sick grin on her drooling mouth.
[17:48] <// J_Daito //> teleport
[17:48] > You don't have enough ki left to Teleport!
[17:49] > The Chisaki stops and smiles at you.
[17:49] > You feel happy and calm.
[17:49] > The Chisaki LEAPS for you!
[17:50] <// J_Daito //> run
[17:50] > You are pinned to the ground! You can't run!
[17:50] > The Chisaki EVISCERATES YOU!
[17:50] <// J_Daito //> dodge
[17:50] > You squirm to one side, trying to dodge the Chisaki's jaws, but you end up separating your head from your body!
[17:51] > You are DEAD!
[17:51] > The last thing your eyes see is the Chisaki digging in for some Dark General ribs!
[17:51] > Game Over.
[17:52] <// J_Daito //> ARRGH

### Exiting MUD. Bye! ###





 






On this day, I am truly frightened. Woe unto those that meet the ravenous grin of the Chisaki, may the Lord show them mercy, for their fate is surely sealed.

Brittany [e-mail] • 12/07/03 11:52pm

Its like Jurassic Park.

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