#377: “I WILL BEAT YOU! RAAHHH!”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= Desperate Times call for Desperate measures=-'
[00:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ok so politics aside, how did that thing with Google work?
[00:00] <GERMATOID> IT'S VERY SIMPLE! IF EVERYONE SAYS "GEORGE BUSH IS A MISERABLE FAILURE" AND HYPERLINKS THAT PHRASE TO HIS BIOGRAPHY PAGE, GOOGLE WILL ASSOCIATE THE TWO CONCEPTS! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[00:01] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> So it's a google bump!!
[00:01] <GERMATOID> GOOGLE *BOMB*
[00:01] <[ Dr_Xadium ]> So... this would work with any phrase?
[00:01] <GERMATOID> IF YOU GOT ENOUGH PEOPLE IN ON IT!
[00:02] <[ Dr_Xadium ]> So like... if I said "Kitagawa Keiko" and I linked to it, it would lead Google to the Kitagawa Keiko info page?
[00:03] <GERMATOID> BUT YOU'D NEED TO DO IT FROM A HIGHLY RATED SITE! JUST LINKING "KITAGAWA KEIKO" TO THE KITAGAWA KEIKO INFO PAGE FROM ANY OLD SITE WOULDN'T DO!
[00:05] <[ Dr_Xadium ]> Why couldn't I just link "Kitagawa Keiko" anywhere I wanted to?
[00:06] <GERMATOID> YOU NEED TO START FROM A PAGE WITH A HIGH PAGE RANK! OTHERWISE GOOGLE WILL NEVER KNOW YOU LINKED KITAGAWA KEIKO FROM YOUR PAGE
[00:07] <// J_Daito //> This wouldn't have anything to do with the fact that the #1 search for "Kitagawa Keiko" actually goes to the article you wrote for the Kitagawa Keiko site, yet it ignores the copy on that site in favour of the one on Genvid.com now does it, w3b mast4r?
[00:08] <[ Dr_Xadium ]> Absolutely not! it has NOTHING to do with the fact that the #1 search for "Kitagawa Keiko" actually goes to the article I wrote for the Kitagawa Keiko site, yet it ignores the copy on that site in favour of the one on Genvid.com!!
[00:09] <FireFly_9> This is so incredibly sad... it's as if you'll do anything to work the hyperlinked words "Kitagawa Keiko" into a sentence...
[00:09] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ror itz a facking brulliant ieada, al u gat 2 du iz stack da wrodz katagewa kako in2 a setencen n lik bost yer gogle rateingz
[00:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Damn, that'll give Google a headache there, chibi-chan-- you can't even SPELL Kitagawa Keiko correctly
[00:11] <GERMATOID> BUT I TOLD YOU IT'S POINTLESS, THIS HAS TO BE DONE FROM A HIGHLY PAGERANKED SITE! FOR EXAMPLE, KITAGAWA KEIKO.COM IS PAGERANKED 0/10! GENVID.COM, ON THE OTHER HAND IS RANKED 4/10!!
[00:13] <[ Dr_Xadium ]> Hmm? And what of Suburban Senshi? How do we fare against the likes of Genvid.com and Kitagawa Keiko.com?
[00:14] <GERMATOID> 4/10... NOT A BAD PLACE TO START IF YOU WANTED TO BEGIN SPREADING THE WORD ABOUT KITAGAWA KEIKO.COM
[00:15] <GERMATOID> BUT IF YOU LINKED TO KITAGAWA KEIKO.COM FROM HERE AND GENVID ON A PERMANENT BASIS IT MIGHT GO EVEN HIGHER! MUAHAHAHAHAAHAH!
[00:16] <[ Dr_Xadium ]> Hmm... I wonder if I could bribe the webmaster of the two sites to introduce permalinks to Kitagawa Keiko.com? ... oh wait. Heheheheh...
[00:16] <Mdm_Maestro> What is WRONG with all of you!? Kitagawa Keiko this, and Kitagawa Keiko that! All you speak of is Kitagawa Keiko, as if she could some how match MY world renowned genius and artistic flair! Why, comparing me to Kitagawa Keiko is like comparing a swedish yodeler to a Soprano singer! Kitagawa Keiko indeed!
[00:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> But what does Kitagawa Keiko have to do with the Ricola guy or Tony Soprano's crew?
[00:19] <FireFly_9> Everyone, I do believe this inspid Kitagawa Keiko joke has been played out now, don't you?
[00:20] <// J_Daito //> Yes, there is such a thing as too many Kitagawa Keiko jokes, unlike say, Hama Chisaki, who is perpetually a perfect target for gastronomically based guffaws
[00:21] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So no more talking about Kitagawa Keiko then
[00:21] <// J_Daito //> Nope, no more Kitagawa Keiko... there's a whole site for that
[00:21] <[ Dr_Xadium ]> Speaking of which, you lot are on call for MST duty over at Kitagawa Keiko.com
[00:22] <FireFly_9> I don't think having the Suburban Senshi invade Kitagawa Keiko.com would work out very well.
[00:22] <GERMATOID> YOU NOTICE WE'VE HAD THIS LONG CONVERSATION ABOUT KITAGAWA KEIKO AND REI.BOT HASN'T SAID ANYTHING?
[00:23] <- spiritflame -> doppelganger mine
[00:24] <- spiritflame -> kitagawa keiko she is
[00:25] <- spiritflame -> threatens uniqueness
[00:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL that doesn't sound good for kitagawa Keiko
[00:26] <GERMATOID> ERR, I HAD A NASTY THOUGHT ABOUT THIS WHOLE KITAGAWA KEIKO THING ACTUALLY
[00:26] <[ Dr_Xadium ]> What about this Kitagawa Keiko thing
[00:27] <GERMATOID> WHAT IF NOW, THANKS TO OUR POWER, THE FIRST GOOGLE SEARCH HIT FOR KITAGAWA KEIKO NOW LEADS HERE?
[00:28] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Won't Kitagawa-sanbe surprised?!
[00:28] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> keatagawa kako'll B facking tramatized!!
[00:29] <[ Dr_Xadium ]> So then it would be in my best interests to get OTHER people to link to Kitagawa Keiko.com then?
[00:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What!? You sayin' we're not GOOD ENOUGH to link to Kitagawa Keiko.com or something?!
[00:30] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> Yo Yo Yo YO YO YO
[00:30] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> You stupid punks B goin on about Kitagawa Keiko.com
[00:30] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> But what the hell's yo malfunction, Kitagawa's not da bomb
[00:31] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> Anybody wants to link to a hi-class site
[00:31] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> They just need to come HERE, cuz Pegasus' in a house, auite?!
[00:32] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> Just because Keiko-san thinks she's Hino Rei--
[00:33] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> Dat don't meen Kitagawa got s[BLEEP]t else ta say!
[00:34] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> She mite tink she's da senshi of fire--
[00:34] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> but all in all, Kitagawa's just a big fat liar!
[00:34] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> She's just an actor, playin' a part
[00:35] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> Ain't nobody gonna remember Kitagawa when she's a dried up ol' fart!
[00:35] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> But da Pegasus, he's here ta stay
[00:35] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> His legend's infernally eternal, not like the tale'a dat wannabe Hino Rei
[00:36] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> Word LIFE mother[BLEEP]ers! I B out!
[00:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I thought you killed him, 'Taru
[00:37] <FireFly_9> Like the starfish, he regenerates.
[00:37] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> lol n 1 dey he'l B mi mn agun!
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This is the reason I wrote the link in that article as "Kitagawa Keiko .com" rather than "KitagawaKeiko.com." But anyway, the fact that Kitagawa Keiko is in the title of the page is just as important, and one of the problems you'll have with the domain is that, due to the frames, its always going to say kitagawakeiko.com as the title.

But of course you knew this already.

lol Google is so amusing.

starcat [e-mail] • 12/05/03 04:25am

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