#375: “Versus BEATEN!!!!! OMG WTF!1”

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[05:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> OMG OMG OMG
[05:02] <// J_Daito //> What is it, Ten;ou
[05:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Remember how I said Ryuhei Kitamura's _Versus_ was the stndard for all action flicks?
[05:03] <// J_Daito //> Yes, the Yakuza vs. Zomblies flick that kicked all manner of ass, I recall this
[05:03] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> IT HAS BEEN DEFEATED
[05:03] <// J_Daito //> No [BLEEP]ing way
[05:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh, yeah... I have seen the future my friend, and she is named "Azumi"!
[05:04] <// J_Daito //> Azumi?
[05:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Whereas Versus had no plot, and it was mostly badass gun-fu with some swords, Azumi has a GREAT plot, and it's SWORDfu with only a few guns
[05:05] <// J_Daito //> Like a mirror universe Versus?
[05:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> No it is teh Bettar!1
[05:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> It beats Versus in EVERY concievable way... there's just the right mix of CGI, wire and pyro
[05:06] <// J_Daito //> Wait... in a sword flick?
[05:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> It WORKS Man...
[05:06] <// J_Daito //> So Kitamura's been beaten huh?
[05:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Not really, this mother[BLEEP]er's one of HIS
[05:06] <// J_Daito //> LOL so he raised the bar
[05:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh HELL yeah... five assassins trained from youth to assassinate feudal warlords to stop war from spreading... I mean I think TWO damn towns got taken out before it was over
[05:07] <// J_Daito //> That good, huh?
[05:08] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah and it's even got sentimental crap for weepers like Michiru
[05:08] <// J_Daito //> So in other words it's got a fatal flaw
[05:08] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You'd think so but NO... OMG NO... Lemme put it this way, if Seeshomaru came up against Ayumi be better fricken be prepared to lose his OTHER ARM too
[05:09] <// J_Daito //> Damn!
[05:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Lemme see if I can find a trailer
[05:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> http://www.azumi-movie.jp/main.html is the site, it uses frames, click on "trailer"
[05:12] <// J_Daito //> My black heart is giddy with anticipation!
[05:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> NO MAN, I hear that he's also working on Versus 1.5 and Versus 2!!
[05:12] <// J_Daito //> WAHT?!
[05:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> AND I'm looking for his movies "Alive" and "Aragami" which are also supposed to be badass
[05:13] <// J_Daito //> By MEtallia it's Kitamura OVERLOAD
[05:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And that's a good thing my man... a GOOD thing. .
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Read a preview in Game Informer just now that brought this to mind... Apparently, Ryuhei Kitamura is directing some FMV sequences in Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes, to come out on GameCube sometime in 2004.

Shan-chan [e-mail] • 12/04/03 07:19am

Is it just me, or was that conversation reminiscent of hyperactive teenage girls, giddily awaiting the release of some sort of God-awful pop CD, by a bunch of guys that could easily be mistaken for women? ...Maybe it's just me... >_>;

Brittany [e-mail] • 12/02/03 04:02am

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