#369: “Eat at Hama's”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= Xadium is still pissed but he loves all of you like children NO NOT IN THE MICHAEL JACKSON WAY YOU HENTAI FREAKS =-'
[15:29] <// J_Daito //> Glad to see Goth no Senshi is finally calmed the [BLEEP] down
[15:30] <GERMATOID> ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS HAVE YOU PUNCH HARUKA IN THE FACE SIX THOUSAND TIMES! MUAHAHAHAAHAHA!
[15:31] <// J_Daito //> It was a simple task, I was glad of it... but there is a problem with Hota
[15:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Little [BLEEP] when I get my jaw unwired
[15:32] <// J_Daito //> Oh, pull a Hama Chisaki and "eat me" biatch
[15:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Eat my shorts bast[BLEEP]!
[15:32] <// J_Daito //> Too late, Hama-chan (it rhymes with Tama-chan!!) already did!
[15:33] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- looks in her pants

[15:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Holy [BLEEP] she did
[15:33] <// J_Daito //> Yeah when we were all stuck in that parallel universe MUD thing thanks to Sailor Saturn going wacky, Miss Venus killed the Chisaki and used her food supply to stick Saturn in a clever MacGyver like trap
[15:34] <GERMATOID> DID YOU KNOW MACGYVER'S FIRST NAME WAS ANGUS?
[15:35] <// J_Daito //> No wonder he never told anyone, it'd be pretty humiliating to be named after a side of beef
[15:35] <// J_Daito //> Anyway, Venus used a concoction of natto and soda to make the stickiest floor paste known to man
[15:36] <Mdm_Maestro> We read the blog you know.
[15:36] <// J_Daito //> Yes but did you know the corpse of the Chisaki RESPAWNED upon smelling the food, it was THAT hungry? And Saturn and Venus were both stuck to the ground
[15:37] <Mdm_Maestro> What are you saying...
[15:37] <// J_Daito //> We're two senshi light.
[15:37] <Mdm_Maestro> ...
[15:37] <// J_Daito //> Yo, Tomoe, aren't you supposed to be manning the stomach pump?
[15:38] <GERMATOID> I WOULD BUT HER STOMACH IS TRANSCENDENTALLY DIMENSIONAL!
[15:39] <// J_Daito //> ?
[15:39] <[ Dr_Xadium ]> Bigger on the inside than the outside. Come, Professor, let me introduce to the the one thing in the universe capable of holding the contents of Hama Chisaki's stomach. The product of a 10 million year old civilisation, it is known as a
[15:40] <GERMATOID> TARDIS! I PLAGARISE IT IN SUBURBAN SENSHI EPISODE 20 YOU KNOW! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[15:41] <[ Dr_Xadium ]> Don't tell people about unfinished episodes please.
[15:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So wait, Minako-chan and Hotaru-chan aren't dead?
[15:41] <GERMATOID> I BELIEVE HAMA CHISAKI USES A SLOW DIGESTIVE SYSTEM, LIKE A BOA CONSTRICTOR OR OTHER LIZARD CREATURE! I'LL BET THEY WISH THEY *WERE* DEAD THOUGH! MUAHAHAHAHAHAAH!
[15:42] <Mdm_Maestro> The concern you have for your daughter is truly heartwarming
[15:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man Jed I notice you still survived that episode too
[15:43] <// J_Daito //> What, disappointed, Ten'ou?!
[15:43] <[ Dr_Xadium ]> I'd update the dead pool poll but my DEVELOPMENT BOX IS DEAD
[15:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Stop bitching about it and fix it then w3b m4st4r
[15:44] *** [ Dr_Xadium ] has kicked --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- from #suburbansenshi (REASON: Piss off)

[15:44] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> so lik dedite wat wuld U di if U wer pezident?
[15:45] <// J_Daito //> Sign an executive order mandating your immediate electrocution.
[15:45] <Mdm_Maestro> Don't you mean execution?
[15:45] <// J_Daito //> No I'd want her electrocuted. Repeatedly. For public amusement.
[15:46] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> wel fak u cuz I wuz lik gona sow U dis sit ere ppl lik opitumus prim n Hw-mn n Loin-O frum thudercatz mad dere iragnual spachs
[15:46] *** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi

[15:47] <[ Dr_Xadium ]> Homework assignment for you slax0rs while they extract Hotaru and Minako-sama from the fetid pit of molecuar acid that is Hama Chisaki's stomach... everyone write their own inaugural speech. Thank you
[15:48] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> fix your [BLEEP]ing computer before I kick your ass
[15:49] *** [ Dr_Xadium ] has kicked --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- from #suburbansenshi (REASON: DON'T MAKE ME DIP YOU IN HONEY AND PRESENT YOU TO THE CHISAKI )

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