#368: “Inferno”


[19:42] > YOU HAVE BEEN RESURRECTED!
[19:42] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> wtf wuz dat
[19:43] > I don't understand "wtf wuz dat"
[19:43] > Something appears in front of you.
[19:44] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> lok
[19:44] > I don't understand "lok"
[19:44] > Sailor Saturn ATTACKS!
[19:44] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> dudge
[19:44] > I don't understand "dudge"
[19:45] > Sailor Saturn hits you with the Saturn Kamehameha!
[19:45] > The Saturn Kamehameha DISMEMBERS YOU!
[19:45] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> heel
[19:45] > I don't understand "heel"
[19:46] > The Saturn Kamehameha does 5000 HP Damage!
[19:46] > You are DEAD!!
...
[19:46] > YOU HAVE BEEN RESURRECTED!
[19:46] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> look
[19:47] > You are standing in front of a jail cell.
[19:47] > There is someone trapped inside.
[19:47] > A Burly guard is here.
[19:48] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> look at guard
[19:48] > The Burly guard is massive, his thick muscles straining the fabric of his black silk suit.
[19:48] > The Burly guard has only four fingers on his left hand.
[19:48] > The Burly Guard eyes you warily.
[19:49] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> look in cell
[19:49] > A young teenage girl is in the cell, chained to the rear wall.
[19:50] > She looks at you with fear in her eyes.
[19:50] > The Burly Guard steps in and prevents you from looking any further.
[19:50] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> transform
[19:52] > You have Transformed into Super Sailor Venus!
[19:52] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> speech
[19:52] > You deliver a corny entrance speech.
[19:52] > The Burly Guard is STUNNED!
[19:53] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Crescent Beam
[19:53] > Your Crescent Beam EVISCERATES The Burly Guard!
[19:54] > The Burly Guard ATTACKS you!
[19:54] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> dodge
[19:54] > The Burly Guard's attack misses!
[19:54] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Love and Beauty Shock
[19:55] > Your Love and Beauty Shock MAIMS The Burly Guard!
[19:55] > The Burly Guard is DEAD!
[19:55] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> examine guard
[19:56] > The Burly Guard's Corpse contains:
[19:56] > 134 Gold Pieces
[19:56] > keys
[19:56] > A Cellphone
[19:57] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> take keys
[19:57] > You take the keys from the corpse of The Burly Guard.
[19:57] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> use keys
[19:57] > Where should I use them?
[19:57] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> use keys on cell
[19:58] > You open the jail cell.
[19:58] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> enter cell
[19:58] > You enter the jail cell.
[19:58] > "Help me", says the teenage girl chained to the rear wall of the cell.
[19:58] > "I'm so hungry," the teenage girl exclaims.
[19:59] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> look at girl
[19:59] > The teenage girl is chained to the real wall of the jail cell.
[19:59] > The teenage girl has a slightly geekish appearance to her.
[19:59] > The teenage girl seems to be very very hungry.
[20:00] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> talk to girl
[20:00] > "I'm so glad you found me!" the teenage girl says.
[20:00] > "I've been chained up here for the last few months!" the teenage girl says.
[20:00] > "My yakuza pimp-master only lets me out every few days to do location shoots" the teenage girl says.
[20:00] > "Then he locks me in here and gives me nothing to eat" the teenage girl says.
[20:00] > "Except for the natto!" the teenage girl says.
[20:02] > "The sticky natto!" the teenage girl says.
[20:03] > "That's why when he lets me post on the internet all I talk about is food!" the teenage girl says.
[20:03] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> examine girl
[20:03] > The teenage girl is chained to the real wall of the jail cell.
[20:04] > The teenage girl has a slightly geekish appearance to her.
[20:04] > The teenage girl seems to be very very hungry.
[20:04] > The teenage girl is Hama Chisaki.
[20:06] > "It's all a front! That's why they won't let Gaijin see my website!" the teenage girl cries.
[20:06] > "Help me!" the teenage girl cries.
[20:07] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> free girl
[20:07] > I don't understand "free girl"
[20:08] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> release girl
[20:08] > I don't understand "release girl"
[20:08] > You sense Sailor Saturn approaching!
[20:08] > "Help me!" the teenage girl cries.
[20:09] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> put her out of her misery
[20:09] > You don't have a "out of her misery" to put her in!
[20:09] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> attack girl
[20:10] > your attack DECIMATES the teenage girl!
[20:10] > the teenage girl is DEAD!
[20:10] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> examine teenage girl
[20:10] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> the corpse of the teenage girl is carrying:
[20:10] > 17 bento boxes
[20:10] > 50 packs of natto
[20:10] > 6 boxes of pocky
[20:11] > 30 Odango
[20:11] > 6 cans of soda
[20:11] > 50 packs of furikake
[20:11] > 78 shittake mushrooms
[20:13] > 560 twinkies
[20:13] > 1100 cream cakes
[20:13] > Sailor Saturn is almost here!
[20:14] > 90 dingdongs
[20:14] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> stop list
[20:14] > Listing stopped.
[20:14] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> take all natto
[20:14] > You take 50 boxes of natto from the corpse of the Teenage Girl.
[20:14] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> take all soda
[20:15] > You take 6 cans of soda from the corpse of the Teenage Girl.
[20:15] > Sailor Saturn is here!
[20:15] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> drop all natto
[20:16] > You drop 50 boxes of natto.
[20:16] > What a mess!
[20:16] > Sailor Saturn is ANGRY!
[20:16] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> open all soda
[20:16] > You open 6 cans of soda.
[20:17] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> drop all soda
[20:17] > You drop all 6 cans of soda.
[20:17] > What a mess!
[20:17] > Sailor Saturn ATTACKS!
[20:18] > Sailor Saturn is STUCK!
[20:18] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> speech
[20:18] > You deliver a corny entrance speech.
[20:18] > Sailor Saturn is STUNNED!
[20:18] > Sailor Saturn is STUCK!
[20:19] > exit
[20:19] > You move towards the exit of the jail cell.
[20:19] > Sailor Saturn INSULTS you!
[20:19] > Sailor Saturn is STUCK!
[20:19] > You are STUCK!
[20:20] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> ...
[20:20] > I don't understand "..."!
[20:20] > Sailor Saturn is STUCK!
[20:21] > You are STUCK!
[20:21] > GERMATOID is here.
[20:21] > GERMATOID laughs at you!
[20:21] > GERMATOID has left.
[20:22] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> :<
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...you know, these entries are reminding me of the Infocom Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy game. ^_^ Very interesting. ^_^

C-chan • 11/22/03 04:43pm

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