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*** Topic is '-= Traumatized! =-'
[11:12] * ♥ Cést la Vie ♥ is listening to "[ PGSM ] Aino Minako - C'est La Vie.mp3
[11:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hotaru-chan?
[11:13] <GERMATOID> SHE HASN'T SAID A WORD TO ME AFTER COMING HOME FROM RAW
[11:13] <// J_Daito //> She's been locked up in her room for the last few days
[11:13] <Mdm_Maestro> I keep hearing this somber dirge-like caterwauling coming from her personal stereo
[11:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hmm... she just kind of looked at me like a defeated puppy after the Lawler thing
[11:16] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> ...
[11:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> then her eyes glowed red, her hair levitated, and for a moment I thought it was gonna go prehensile and strangulate me again, but it's too short for that... then she just sighed and locked herself in her room
[11:17] * ♥ Cést la Vie ♥ is listening to "[ PGSM ] Aino Minako - C'est La Vie.mp3
[11:17] <// J_Daito //> Wait... I thought you hated that cowgirl poseur, Aino
[11:17] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> But it's a catchy tune!! Still *I* should be singing it!! I'm the classic coke!!
[11:18] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> lol so siz lik da new cok dats les filing
[11:18] <// J_Daito //> I think there is spam that will take care of that
[11:18] <GERMATOID> NEW COKE WAS JUST A PLOT BY COCA-COLA CORP TO CUT COSTS ON THE FLAVOURING OF ORIGINAL COKE! WORTHY OF ME! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[11:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Huh? How so?
[11:19] <Mdm_Maestro> Umm, weren't we talking about Hotaru?
[11:19] <GERMATOID> WELL SEE, THEY CHANGED CLASSIC COKE TO NEW COKE WHICH TASTED COMPLETELY DIFFERENT, AND THEN AFTER A FEW MONTHS WHEN THE OLD STOCKS OF CLASSIC WERE GONE AND NO ONE REMEMBERED WHAT IT HAD TASTED LIKE EXACTLY
[11:20] <GERMATOID> THEY PUT IT BACK ON THE SHELVES WITH A NEW CORN-BASED SYRUP, WHICH WHILE SWEETER THAN "NEW" COKE WAS STILL INFERIOR COMPARED TO THE ORIGINAL! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[11:21] <// J_Daito //> Devious!
[11:21] <Mdm_Maestro> What of Hotaru?
[11:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-->
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[11:27] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> so lik siz stil onlin
[11:27] <// J_Daito //> Yes, but why hasn't she spoken to anyone
[11:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I guess kissing Lawler was too much of a stipulation... maybe I shoulda picked something simpler
[11:27] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ROR siz facking tramatized cuz lik har frist kis wuz frum dat slimi lawyer
[11:28] <[ Dr_Xadium ]> LAWLER
[11:29] * ♥ Cést la Vie ♥ is listening to "[ PGSM ] Aino Minako - C'est La Vie.mp3
[11:29] <// J_Daito //> By Metallia put somethign else on wil lyou?!
[11:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So wait... you mean... Lawler was Hotaru's FIRST kiss?!
[11:29] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> wat U materfackers dint kno? I men U were lik her surogat pratents rite?!
[11:30] <Mdm_Maestro> We just sort of treated her like an intelligent helper-monkey...
[11:30] <GERMATOID> HMM, I NEVER REALLY ENQUIRED INTO HER LOVE LIFE
[11:30] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> wel si tot i wuz lik HAR fend R sumtin so lik si tol me stuf, an I kno dat si nvr evn DATD NE1 B4 dis sit
[11:31] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> What a horrible introduction to dating!!!
[11:31] <// J_Daito //> So basically... poor naive Hotaru's love life now consists of a) almost being seduced by Elios, which was cut short by Sailor Saturn's sudden appearance
[11:32] <GERMATOID> THAT WASN'T THE ONLY THING CUT SHORT! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!
[11:32] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> why don't you shut it / I ain't like no damn John Wayne Bobbit
[11:33] <// J_Daito //> HAH because you got to the doc in time
[11:33] <// J_Daito //> and now her first kiss comes from that Jerry Lawler guy who can't not mention a woman and "puppies" in the same sentence without overtaxing his brain
[11:34] * ♥ Cést la Vie ♥ is listening to "[ PGSM ] Aino Minako - C'est La Vie.mp3
[11:34] <FireFly_9> "And by his smile, I knew that sullen hall,-By his dead smile I knew we stood in Hell."
[11:36] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Hi, Hotaru-chan!!
[11:36] <// J_Daito //> Uhh...
[11:36] <FireFly_9> "I would that the Boar without bristles had come from the West
And had rooted the sun and moon and stars out of the sky
And lay in the darkness, grunting, and turning to his rest.
[11:38] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh god now she's quoting that Yeats guy
[11:38] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Really??
[11:38] <Mdm_Maestro> "HE MOURNS FOR THE CHANGE THAT HAS COME UPON HIM AND HIS BELOVED, AND LONGS FOR THE END OF THE WORLD"
[11:38] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Wow, Michiru-san! How'd you know that?!
[11:39] <Mdm_Maestro> I am NOT an IDIOT you know
[11:39] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man... Maaan... when she starts quoting Yeats... that [BLEEP] ain;t good man
[11:40] <FireFly_9> "DO you not hear me calling, white deer with no horns? I have been changed to a hound with one red ear; "
[11:40] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- trembles
[11:40] * ♥ Cést la Vie ♥ is listening to "[ PGSM ] Aino Minako - C'est La Vie.mp3
[11:40] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> THIS ISN'T THE TIME FOR THAT SH[BLEEP]!!!
[11:41] <FireFly_9> "I have been in the Path of Stones and the Wood of Thorns,
For somebody hid hatred and hope and desire and fear
Under my feet that they follow you night and day. "
[11:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'm gonna run
[11:41] <Mdm_Maestro> BE this on your head, Haruka!!
[11:41] <FireFly_9> "A man with a hazel wand came without sound;
He changed me suddenly; I was looking another way; "
[11:42] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ROR hzel wnd, si mens dey lik DiD iti!!!
[11:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> YOU STFU! STFFFU!!! REIBOT, KICK HER ASS!!!
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[11:43] <FireFly_9> .....
[11:44] <FireFly_9> "And now my calling is but the calling of a hound;
And Time and Birth and Change are hurrying by. "
[11:44] <Mdm_Maestro> She just ran out of lines from that poem...
[11:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> fuc[BLEEP]ing RUN
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[11:45] <FireFly_9> "The darkness drops again; but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
[11:46] <Mdm_Maestro> That old chestnut....
[11:46] <// J_Daito //> Huh?
[11:46] <Mdm_Maestro> RUN.
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[11:46] *** GERMATOID [MadProf@ip667.m2net.ips.gakuenmugen.edu.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (TIME FOR SOME TASTY COFFEE!! MUAHAHAHAHAA!
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[11:47] <// J_Daito //> Umm... Hotaru?
[11:47] <FireFly_9> "Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned; "
[11:48] <// J_Daito //> Now, I know you're annoyed at the whole Lawler using his tounge to go on a fishing expedition down your throat, but
[11:48] <FireFly_9> .
[11:48] <// J_Daito //> And I'm fairly sure he was grpoing you there, both of which must have been completely new and shocking revelations for the likes of a housebound introvert social dysfunctional like you...
[11:49] <FireFly_9> ....
[11:49] <// J_Daito //> But I mean now that you've been violated by a scuzzy old wrestling legend (did it go THAT far? We didn't see what happened after he whisked you backstage) OH METALLIA WHY CAN'T I STOP TYPING I'M MAKING IT WORSE
"Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand!!"
[11:51] <// J_Daito //> He was that good?!
[11:51] <FireFly_9> .........................!
[11:51] <// J_Daito //> DAMMIT HAVE I LOST MY [BLEEP]ING MIND?!
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"THE dews drop slowly and dreams gather; unknown spears
Suddenly hurtle before my dream-awakened eyes,
And then the clash of fallen horsemen and the cries
Of unknown perishing armies beat about my ears.
[11:53] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> Hey babyee, now that you've tasted animal lust / why not accept my magnificent thrus[BLEEP]
[11:54] <FireFly_9> "Desolate winds that beat the doors of Heaven, and beat
The doors of Hell and blow there many a whimpering ghost;"
[11:54] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> Your poetic crap is no match for my badass gansta RaWWERQ#$$tWFDD--------SdvsdllkZXC
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[11:55] <FireFly_9> "And now the sparrows warring in the eaves,
The curd-pale moon, the white stars in the sky,
And the loud chaunting of the unquiet leaves
Are shaken with earth's old and weary cry. "