#362: “And the Winner is... ”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= Damn. D-A-M-N... =-'
[23:48] <Mdm_Maestro> For those of you who hate wrestling talk, know that this is the second to last wrestling post for a long while
[23:48] <// J_Daito //> Yes, because... The Suburban Senshi Survivor Series is OVER! The Results are IN!
[23:48] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> neither Hotaru-chan or Haruka-san has seen the Pay Per View, so we'll see how things went!!!
[23:49] <// J_Daito //> Remember the stakes... if Hotaru fails to predict 75% of the RAW brand matches correctly, she'll have to go to RAW and make a date with the sleazy announcer, Jerry Lawyer!
[23:50] <GERMATOID> LAWLER
[23:50] <// J_Daito //> Sorry, Freudian slip, "sleazy and Lawyer" just go so well together
[23:51] *** [ Dr_Xadium ] has kicked // J_Daito // from #suburbansenshi (REASON: That's Dr. Xadium ESQUIRE, BIATCH!!)

[23:51] <FireFly_9> All right, I think I'm ready for this...
[23:52] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. gabs mikrofon

[23:52] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> so horatru-chun, how du U fel abut dis competishin?
[23:52] <FireFly_9> I'm fairly confident in my analysis, Chibiusa-chan. Haruka-poppa had better be ready to face the wrath of "Stone Cold" when she loses and I prove once anf for all that wrestling is an obvious, easily predictable joke anyone with half a mind could see through.
[23:54] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> an wat da fack do u tink abut horatru's trasg tlak, harackra!?
[23:54] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Her [BLEEP] is going DOWN... and when it does, so might she...
[23:54] <FireFly_9> HARUKA-POPPA!!
[23:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> They say that Lawler's a *freak*...
[23:55] <- spiritflame -> enough entendre
[23:55] <- spiritflame -> destiny is become set
[23:56] <- spiritflame -> face the truth of it
[23:59] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> BTW The results came from pwtorch.com!!


[13:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Team Austin vs. Team Bischoff
[13:16] <FireFly_9> Team Austin, because according to the match stipulations if he loses Stone Cold would leave.
[13:16] <FireFly_9> Austin is one of RAW's biggest draws, there is no way they would make him leave. Further, since if he wins, he will be able to beat up any superstar he wants,
[13:17] <FireFly_9> And as we all know that is what the fans want anyway, his team will win.

[00:00] <Mdm_Maestro> "Team Bischoff beat Team Austin at 27:04 when Orton pinned Michaels after Batista interfered. Ross and Lawler solemnly talked about it being the end of Austin's career. The crowd sat in stunned silence."
[00:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> YES!!!
[00:01] <FireFly_9> The crowd's not the only one stunned silent...
[00:01] <- spiritflame -> an early defeat
[00:01] <- spiritflame -> hotaru begins to fear
[00:01] <- spiritflame -> lawler salivates


[13:20] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Next match: the Ambulance match between Shane McMahon and Kane
[13:21] <FireFly_9> I pick Shane, because of the McMahon family ego. Also because I believe Kane won the last Pay Per View match between the two of them, and this would even things up should they wish to escalate the feud even further.

[00:01] <- spiritflame -> "Kane beat Shane McMahon at 13:25 after putting him in an ambulance after a tombstone piledriver on the floor. Shane hit some big high-risk spots, but nothing compared to his past PPV spots. He flew off the top rope onto Kane on the ringside Spanish announcers' table. He also leaped off the roof of the ambulance and landed on a crate on the floor."
[00:02] <FireFly_9> Oh god.
[00:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That's 50% wrong already, kiddo... looks like you better "meke yaself prettay fer mistah lawlah!"
[00:03] <FireFly_9> Geh...
[00:03] <- spiritflame -> confidence shattered
[00:03] <- spiritflame -> a silent tear leaks downward
[00:04] <- spiritflame -> innocence doomed
[00:04] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hay lik i wana no wat hapined wit da oder maches, mabye horatru piked dem rite
[00:05] <FireFly_9> Fat lot of good it would do me now!


[13:24] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> The next match is the Women's Championship, between Lita and Molly.
[13:25] <FireFly_9> Lita. Coming off her injury, her push will be unstoppable.

[00:05] <Mdm_Maestro> "Molly Holly pinned Lita at 6:51 to retain the Womens' Title after ramming Lita into an exposed turnbuckle. Solid match."
[00:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL and a "solid losing streak for you, Hotaru!"
[00:06] <FireFly_9> I don't
[00:06] <FireFly_9> I don;t understand this
[00:06] <- spiritflame -> pounding and pounding
[00:06] <- spiritflame -> pain of her dying spirit
[00:07] <- spiritflame -> hotaru in shock
[00:07] <GERMATOID> AND THE LAST ONE?
[00:08] <FireFly_9> Father, your daughter is about to be presented to a sweaty, lecherous *ecchi* broadcaster! Can't you think of anything else??!
[00:08] <GERMATOID> YES, JEDITE BETTER NOT MESS UP THE PHOTO SHOOT TOMORROW!!
[00:09] <FireFly_9> PAPA......!!


[13:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Heh, and the last Raw brand match they have listed there, Goldberg vs. Triple H for the World Heavyweight Championship
[13:32] <FireFly_9> I predict HHH will win, for one thing due to his close ties with the McMahon family

[00:09] <Mdm_Maestro> "Bill Goldberg pinned Triple H (w/Ric Flair) to retain the World Hvt. Title at 11:45. Goldberg beat up Hunter early, Hunter made a comeback and worked over Goldberg's leg with help from Flair. Then Goldberg made a comeback, but the ref went down so Batista and Orton interfered. Hunter went for a Pedigree, but Goldberg backdropped out of it. Goldberg then hit his Spear and Jackhammer and scored the pin."
[00:09] <FireFly_9> Not... a single match... called correctly...
[00:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> AND NOW THE SUPREMACY OF WRESTLING IS FOREVER ABSOLUT! HO HO HO HO HO!
[00:10] <- spiritflame -> hotaru in tears
[00:10] <FireFly_9> OH DO SHUT UP ALREADY, REI-BOT-SAN!!
[00:11] <- spiritflame -> contemplate repentfully
[00:11] <- spiritflame -> poor doomed woman child
[00:12] <FireFly_9> no....
[00:12] *** FireFly_9 [ruin@ntt1.docomo.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (And on the morrow the vestial vi[BLEEP]n will be sacrificed)

[00:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> YES! FOR I AND THE WWE ARE TEH VICTOR!!!
[00:13] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> an tomroro nit wire gona git badaz pikturez!!!
*** Disconnected





 






Awww...poor Hotaru...There's nothing left now...

starcat [e-mail] • 11/17/03 01:21am

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