#357: “Ask the Suburban Senshi #8”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= Rated P(e)G(asus)-13 =-'
[16:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man we've been out of it this week
[16:37] <// J_Daito //> You mean *you've* been out of it
[16:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> :P
[16:38] <// J_Daito //> So who gets to host this time?
[16:38] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> Yo Yo Yo listen up, it's the mastah of dizastrah, the horse wit da force, da one who'z no wuzz, da mi-tee Pegasus!
[16:39] <FireFly_9> Gah.
[16:39] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> Don't worry my purple flower / soon enough I'll show you MY Horse Power!
[16:40] <FireFly_9> ...
[16:40] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> So let's not fu[BLEEP]ing delay, cuz I got chicks I want to fu[BLEEP]ing la[BLEEP]
[16:41] <Mdm_Maestro> Do we have to put up with this uncouth delinquent?!
[16:41] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> Keep it down my Blue Haired Witch, befo' I use my Utena seduction Field and make you mah bi[BLEEP]ch
[16:42] *** Mdm_Maestro [SeaGoddess@art1.perfectco.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (I don't have time for this.)

[16:42] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> Dat's rite yo, you be running scared, cuz wen I get dun with dis chat, I'm gonna crawl all up in your lair!
[16:42] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> But no more time to waste, let's get dis show on in da Cyber Space! Word Life!

[16:45] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> Auight, dis first one comes straight up from da JupiterKnight / So lemme give his question some play and hear wat you loosahs gots ta say:
[16:50] *** Mdm_Maestro [SeaGoddess@art1.perfectco.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi

Dear Friends (and Pink-haried freak),

First I want to say a few things before my question. Chibi-loser I am not a spore. Only you can qualify for that. The 900 year old thing Yoda was talking about, definitely applies to your old granny self there.

[16:50] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> U dnt no Wat da fack UR tlaking abut wilis, im da mst unfackingbalivably botifal grl in lik da hole 31st ceturny!! i mak 903 lok dan god iv U aks mi wich U dint cuz U dnt kno hoe 2 facking spel curektly!! Butt UR rite UR nit a spoar, UR lik a fangus dat gores in a butom ov a cae or sumting lik dat an like hipies inhal U an den dey gat al saned an tippy an sit an like sum ppl diet becuz ov U an lik insruance pymants go up an i cnt gaet cheep medikdaid an i lik hav 2 bi al my drags frum conada!
[16:53] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> Damn girl you need to refrain from using dat wacked out brain
[16:54] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> STFU trator! U wil B mi luvr Or i;m gona kik yer pony as!!
[16:54] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> Why would I want to seduce / something so cheap and loose?
[16:55] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> U dint sai dat wen wi wuz in da hay!!
[16:55] <FireFly_9> ENOUGH!
[16:55] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> whasammater goth grrl, hear somethin that made your toes curl?
[16:56] <FireFly_9> My glaive waits for you, malcontent.
[16:56] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> Bah, we're gonna change the direction, and continue with the question:

Jedite, I think I might have the trick... a mod chip to give her better speech patterns(She can already speak better than Chibi-runt) and a sub-routine to allow her to become yours again(hands over the chip and the instructions). Also, if your interested in some take-overs I got the perfect places.

[16:56] <// J_Daito //> Gah, thanks, but Tomoe made her hack proof... I'm going to have to win her over the old fashioned way... with brainwashing and speed seduction courses.
[16:57] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> ha you won't have any luck / you're just a weakass f[BLEEP].
[16:58] <// J_Daito //> I would be glad to hand you your equine [BLEEP] once again, horse-boy
[16:58] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> You're full o' hot air, but you better beware / when I come for my revenge / it's gonna mean your end!

Minako, you made my day last time. Thankyou for helping torture the Pink-Haired freak, which is so much more fun than... well you know(Gives a volleyball autographed by the Japanese Olympic v-ball team).

[17:00] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Thanks for the gift but I have about six of them now, they keep trying to get me to join!!
[17:00] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> Hey baby, wanna go back with me to my love shack? I gots sum balls you can whack!!
[17:01] <FireFly_9> Just like you to quote unfortunate dub lines, Pegasus.
[17:02] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> Look I'm chatting up the delicious Sailor V / But if you wait I'm sure I can let you taste a piece of me...
[17:02] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> I don't date outside my species!!
[17:02] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> Hey, no sweat, I know you don't dig hunks who get checkups from a vet / but I can be your kinda toy , a hunkalicious Akio-style boy
[17:04] * BLK_5T4LL10N activates the Utena flower power

[17:04] * ♥ Cést la Vie ♥ goes weak at the knees

[17:04] *** spiritflame has kicked ♥ Cést la Vie ♥ from #suburbansenshi (REASON: for your protection / a journey must be taken / avoid temptation)

[17:06] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> hey robo-babe, want to gang up with Hotaru when she shows me her silence glaive?
[17:06] <- spiritflame -> the animal lust
[17:07] <- spiritflame -> a river of crude designs
[17:08] <- spiritflame -> sweeping towards doom
[17:08] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> hey miko, why don't you and me go--
[17:09] *** spiritflame has kicked BLK_5T4LL10N from #suburbansenshi (REASON: akuryo taisan/ order and calmness restored / a menace banished )

[17:10] *** BLK_5T4LL10N [beastmastah@stable.abattoir.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi

[17:10] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> Sorry, Shino chick, but today wit my host powerz, today I'm da only big di[BLEEP]
[17:11] <FireFly_9> This is really irritating me.
[17:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah there's more of JupiterKnight's question, you know.
[17:11] <Mdm_Maestro> Funny, I haven't seen a single interrogatory yet.

Hotaru, don't listen to them. Goth people wear black make-up and have pentagrams and other necklaces dangling all over the place. And if you were so anti-social you probably wouldn't have as many fans or friends(Hopefully you consider me a friend, since that's the best gift I can offer you).

[17:12] <FireFly_9> Hehehe why thank you ever so much :)
[17:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Except it's all bull[BLEEP]
[17:12] <FireFly_9> What.
[17:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I mean how many friends DO you have?
[17:12] <FireFly_9> All of you...?
[17:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Me and Michi started off trying to kill you, then we adopted you later cuz Sets was bored and Michi wanted a pet. Your Dad loves you because you're like his offspring / Prime Experiment, and Chibiusa thinks of you as *her* friend, not the other way around
[17:14] <FireFly_9> ...
[17:14] <// J_Daito //> I don't loathe you, Hotaru
[17:14] <FireFly_9> :)
[17:15] <// J_Daito //> But then nor do I really care *what* happens to you one way or the other. You're just there, like the wallpaper-- it's the Dark General in me, you see.
[17:15] <FireFly_9> ...
[17:17] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> hey baby don't let them worry your pretty little head / I surely care about you... being in my king size bed
[17:17] <FireFly_9> If I might indulge in a quaint little rhyme at this time / The consequence of you spiriting me off to your bed would be you waking up to find yourself very well *dead*.
[17:18] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> I would happily for the last time close my eyes / if I had you as a memory of my final prize
[17:19] <FireFly_9> Grr.
[17:19] *** FireFly_9 [ruin@ntt1.docomo.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (I've had it with you all for today)

Hmmm, I don't want poor Michi-chan to feel left out so my question is for you. What attracted you to Haruka in the first place? I think everyone would like to know the full story. Also, Haruka can answer too.

[17:20] <Mdm_Maestro> Ever felt the need to shelter a bedraggled, stray puppy who's been beaten and bruised by the harsh realities of life? Well I found one wandering around a race track one day... a girl whose crass, rough nature cried out for taming and polishing and refining... and her name was Ten'ou Haruka.
[17:21] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Bah you just wanted the stuff Doujin are made of
[17:22] <Mdm_Maestro> And you were more than happy to be "kept"... why don't you ever tell people who your "patron" is, Haruka?
[17:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> quiet you
[17:23] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> Ho Ho Ho, and I do mean dat literally! But enougha my lip, letz hear now from "ChocolateChip"!:
My question is for everyone...including the chibified runt. Everyone knows who Hama Chisaki is right? The girl who plays Sailor Mercury on the live action series? Well anyways my question is this; Is there anything that she wont eat??

[17:26] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> Lemme tell ya from personal experience... aftah dat first [BLEEP] da answah surely is "no".
[17:27] <Mdm_Maestro> How crass!
[17:27] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> Don't talk to me about crass wen you know you be wanting me ta [BLEEP] you up da [BLEEP]1!
[17:27] <// J_Daito //> Rei, honey, could you please...?
[17:28] <- spiritflame -> rude familiar
[17:28] <- spiritflame -> infinitesimal chance
[17:29] <- spiritflame -> forever squandered
[17:30] <// J_Daito //> D'oH!
[17:30] <// J_Daito //> Well fine, I bet Chisaki won't eat Natto
[17:30] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I sure won't! But I bet she won't eat Michiru's cooking!
[17:31] <Mdm_Maestro> And I bet she would!
[17:32] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i duno i tink si wuld v u sugra caoted tit
[17:32] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> Not a bad idea, you little [BLEEP] / I'd like to eat a sugar coated [BLEEP]
[17:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ok, I'm kinda laid back an' all but you are REALLY PISS[BLEEP]G ME THE [BLEEP] OFF!
[17:33] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> You know I'd make some kinda funny-ass rhyme to make fun o' yo name, but I can't cuz it's so go[BLEEP]-damned LAME
[17:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...
[17:34] <- spiritflame -> hama chisaki
[17:34] <- spiritflame -> meet the new age synonym
[17:35] <- spiritflame -> for 'eating machine'
[17:36] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> Hehe looks like you can't handle this raw beast from da far east/ I set you off ; you're just a buncha prudes / no mattah how much you mite try ta be crude / so I'm just gonna go to a badass question / that shines much love in my general direction / this one comes from mizu / who I'm sure is too good for all the likes of [BLEEP] you
My question is for Jedite. Um so anyways I was reading some Dr.Xadium's fanfiction and I was wondering how it felt to get your ass kicked by a chibi-pink haired runt and her white horse? Wait let me add to that; how does it feel to get to your ass kicked by a bunch of stupid little sugary pink hearts and a bell?! *cracks up laughing*

[17:40] <// J_Daito //> Dammit! That was apocraphyal, ok?
[17:40] <// J_Daito //> no, that CRAP is there on purpose
[17:40] <// J_Daito //> I never got my ass beat by that horse, I don't care what X says about power level differences between SuperS and Classic... and even if I DID in some freakish alternative universe, I MORE than gave "Peggy" there a solid beatdown at the last Tenka'ichi Budokai
[17:43] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> You keep tootin' yo horn, but wen I come for yo punk [BLEEP], you gonna wish you never been born!
[17:43] <// J_Daito //> I lived in the DARK KINGDOM with Kunzite and Zoicite, ok? PEople were ALWAYS coming for my [BLEEP]! They didn't get it, and neither will you!
[17:45] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> About the only thing left would be to talk about Senshi men[BLEEP]l flow, yo
[17:45] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> If people WANTED to read Alt.fan.dragonball they'd just go THERE ok?!
[17:46] *** spritflame has kicked GERMATOID from #suburbansenshi (REASON: enough foolishness / our burdens great, carrying / that accursed yoke )

[17:50] <// J_Daito //> Man, and I'll have you know my ass felt nothing at all getting hit by that WUSSY ASS ATTACK
[17:51] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> lol of curse nit cuz lik hoe culd U fel anting wen yer butoks wauz lik mlted off?
[17:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Damn!
[17:52] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> Ha HAH yo ass musta went "snap crackle n pop" when she hit U wit her sugadrop!
[17:53] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> Our last question 4 da nite is sure to be a delight / It's from Matthew B. who didn't leave us a handle, see:
This question is for Michiru-san: Have ever looked at approching cooking as an art. You should see what a person can do with it!! Oh and Haruka-san, your still number 1 in my book (for both looks and overall personallty).

[17:58] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh man it is an art for her
[17:58] <Mdm_Maestro> Why. Haruka--
[17:58] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Jackson Pollack art, you know the guy who pukes all over the canvas?
[17:58] <Mdm_Maestro> ...
[17:58] <// J_Daito //> No I think he uses paint to make it LOOK like he puked all over the canvas
[17:59] <Mdm_Maestro> You insolent--
[17:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well she uses the food and our gag reflexes to achieve the same artistic effect
[17:59] <Mdm_Maestro> This coming from someone whose greatest culinary triumph was the addition of Tabasco Sauce to a Cheese Mayonnaise Sandwich!
[18:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hey that [BLEEP] tastes good!
[18:01] <Mdm_Maestro> [BLEEP] is right!!
[18:01] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> Hey lady watch yo speech / I only wanna hear those hot Swears when yo in primal heat!
[18:02] <Mdm_Maestro> That. Is. IT.
[18:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I agree. Let's put aside our differences for tonight, K?
[18:03] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> did I finally manage to light that fire / of dual senshi doujinshi style hot desire?
[18:03] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Not... exactly...
[18:03] * // J_Daito pops in a tape of Outer Senshi Xform music//

[18:03] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- transforms into Sailor Uranus

[18:04] * Mdm_Maestro transforms into Sailor Neptune

[18:05] *** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (Be Vewwy Vewwy Quiet)

[18:05] *** Mdm_Maestro [SeaGoddess@art1.perfectco.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (Tonight, jokes aside, the steak WILL be made of horsemeat.)

[18:05] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> ...
[18:05] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> Holy [BLEEP] yo look at da time, I got me some hot biatches to wine and dine / Till later you punks I be out
[18:06] *** BLK_5T4LL10N [beastmastah@stable.abattoir.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (ph33r Da Horse wit da Force, Baybee!)

[18:06] <// J_Daito //> Heh and soon you're gonna be knocked the [BLEEP] out. Word THAT!!

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