#346: “We love our google, yes we do”

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[20:56] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So I'm searching for the lyrics to Android 18 so I could mock them
[20:56] <// J_Daito //> I tried mocking her lyrics once; she got quite upset and vowed never to show me her lyrics again
[20:56] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> wuz dis b4 or afher da concussin?
[20:57] <// J_Daito //> Silence, exploded-turnip head
[20:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So I figure I'll use google and make this quick... but check out the [BLEEP] I got
[20:57] <Mdm_Maestro> So sorry, but I thought we had universally agreed that faulconer's lyrics to "Andriod 18" were [BLEEP].
[20:58] <FireFly_9> Michiru-momma!
[20:58] <Mdm_Maestro> It's a word, like any other
[20:59] <// J_Daito //> Yes, like "washed-up has-been hack artiste", or "blue-haired effete poseur with delusions of grandeur"
[20:59] <Mdm_Maestro> High talk from a joker wearing a bad halloween costume who spent his days alone in a cave with three other men and a demonic she-creature....
[21:00] <// J_Daito //> Funny, I thought I was sharing a channel with a demonic she-creature right now
[21:00] <Mdm_Maestro> We don't usually call Hotaru that to her face
[21:01] <FireFly_9> ...
[21:01] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ANYWAY, this is the crap I got back
[21:02] <GERMATOID> WHOA FINAL FANTASY IS ON SCI FI RIGHT NOW!!
[21:02] <Mdm_Maestro> Splendid, more spewed vomitus from the collective unconcious
[21:03] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> gah let's come back at commercials

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[21:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> How does searching for '"android 18" lyrics' lead to "nude android 18 Christina Aguilera"
[21:05] <// J_Daito //> They're both blonde and well endowed?
[21:06] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Everyone hates well-endowed blondes these days!!
[21:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Tell me about it, sister!
[21:06] <Mdm_Maestro> Oh please, "she who dresses like a malnourished shop store male model mannequin"
[21:08] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hah... I also get

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[21:08] <// J_Daito //> Yes because nothing says "bondage screen savor" like "android 18 in bikini"
[21:09] <Mdm_Maestro> Someone has obviously never visited alt.fan.dragonball
[21:10] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> sit dey ken do mi reasrach paprs 2
[21:10] <// J_Daito //> What do YOU research? "the depths of human stupidity?" "how to live on half a brain?" "horse seduction for minors?"
[21:13] <FireFly_9> Have you ever thought of E-Mailing Mr. Faulconer for the lyrics?
[21:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh yeah, I can just see it now, " Hi Bruce, would you please send me a copy of your Android 18 lyrics, I'd really like to mock the [BLEEP] out them for the amusement of my pals"
[21:15] <// J_Daito //> Straightforward and to the point, I like it
[21:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Anyway, at least we can mock his Android 18 page in the interim
[21:16] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> wat Rnt wi gona tlak abut da seamalez in da gogle resluts?
[21:16] <// J_Daito //> Ignore the rabid fungus, get on with it

It’s an Android invasion! Just as Trunks predicted, literally numbers of Androids are appearing on earth.

[21:20] <FireFly_9> "Literally numbers"?
[21:20] <GERMATOID> YEAH, LIKE THEY HAVE NUMBERS FOR NAMES!
[21:20] <FireFly_9> But isn't "literally" superfluous?
[21:21] <Mdm_Maestro> Faulconer himself is literally superfluous

Goku and our other heroes are sure going to have their hands full.

[21:21] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Just another fun-filled [H] post on alt.fan.dragonball...

These Androids are ruthless, maniacal, and programmed to destroy … 20, 19, 16, 17, and 18. Have I lost count yet?

[21:22] <// J_Daito //> No, but your punk [BLEEP] certainly needs to use a number line
[21:22] <FireFly_9> No, he's going in reverse... no wait, he's not
[21:23] <Mdm_Maestro> He's just randomly babbling dear, like a hyperactive drunk telemarketer who won't take no for an answer...

Oh yeah, so guess who A-21 and A-22 are?

[21:24] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- whips out the DB Daizenshuu

[21:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Uhh, damned if Toriyama knows either
[21:25] <// J_Daito //> I've always thought Kryllin looked like a small robot
[21:25] <GERMATOID> ANDROID != ROBOT
[21:26] <// J_Daito //> Damn you and your jargon old man
[21:26] <GERMATOID> YOU'RE OLDER THAN ME, PUNK!

While the evil Dr. Gero has been plotting the destruction of the world, creating havoc throughout the universe, he knows little about what’s coming his way.

[21:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Universe? Gero got a shuttlecraft?
[21:27] <// J_Daito //> He's having GT flashforwards

Payback’s gonna hurt! Does anyone else deserve it more? … possibly, but that’s another saga!

[21:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah, the "Z-senshi kick Faulconer's ass" Saga
[21:28] <// J_Daito //> lol

I guess in a way, Dr. Gero isn’t all that bad though; after all, he did create one of my favorite characters. She’s drop dead gorgeous and will drop you dead in your tracks … if you’re not careful.

[21:29] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> lol kan wi sey "ded" 1 mro tim?
[21:30] <// J_Daito //> So when dealing with A18 always use protection?
[21:30] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah we call it a "pissed off USSJ Trunks", "Powered up for her displeasure"
[21:31] <Mdm_Maestro> Gah this sounds like a cut and paste from A.F.D

She’s a bit of a mystery, too, but that’s always the case when your falling for this hottie…right Krillin? Android 18! Hurt me!

[21:32] <// J_Daito //> Oh we'd like to, believe me
[21:32] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> damn fakoner, "yor and you're" U shuld facking lern grammer!!
[21:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Now, for max torture, listen to the sample track 1 (Android 18) and 3, the dance mix
[21:39] <Mdm_Maestro> That sounded like an exercise in mediaeval torture for cats-- it was like someone had slapped a mic on a kitten who was being drawn and quartered while being set upon by a thousand hungry fleas and being forced to shower in sulfuric acid and bubble bath
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