#346: “We love our google, yes we do”

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[20:56] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So I'm searching for the lyrics to Android 18 so I could mock them
[20:56] <// J_Daito //> I tried mocking her lyrics once; she got quite upset and vowed never to show me her lyrics again
[20:56] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> wuz dis b4 or afher da concussin?
[20:57] <// J_Daito //> Silence, exploded-turnip head
[20:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So I figure I'll use google and make this quick... but check out the [BLEEP] I got
[20:57] <Mdm_Maestro> So sorry, but I thought we had universally agreed that faulconer's lyrics to "Andriod 18" were [BLEEP].
[20:58] <FireFly_9> Michiru-momma!
[20:58] <Mdm_Maestro> It's a word, like any other
[20:59] <// J_Daito //> Yes, like "washed-up has-been hack artiste", or "blue-haired effete poseur with delusions of grandeur"
[20:59] <Mdm_Maestro> High talk from a joker wearing a bad halloween costume who spent his days alone in a cave with three other men and a demonic she-creature....
[21:00] <// J_Daito //> Funny, I thought I was sharing a channel with a demonic she-creature right now
[21:00] <Mdm_Maestro> We don't usually call Hotaru that to her face
[21:01] <FireFly_9> ...
[21:01] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ANYWAY, this is the crap I got back
[21:02] <Mdm_Maestro> Splendid, more spewed vomitus from the collective unconcious
[21:03] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> gah let's come back at commercials

christina aguiliera lyrics - Searching for nude android 18 ...
... pics. Look no further! christina aguiliera lyrics - Searching for nude
android 18 pictures or britney spears lyrics boys? christina ...

[21:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> How does searching for '"android 18" lyrics' lead to "nude android 18 Christina Aguilera"
[21:05] <// J_Daito //> They're both blonde and well endowed?
[21:06] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Everyone hates well-endowed blondes these days!!
[21:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Tell me about it, sister!
[21:06] <Mdm_Maestro> Oh please, "she who dresses like a malnourished shop store male model mannequin"
[21:08] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hah... I also get

Bondage screen savor, android 18 in bikini, Porn munches, ...
... Bondage screen savor, android 18 in bikini, Porn munches, naturist Perverts, happy
birthday ... 11th Petite research papers, small titted Shemale lyrics, super hot ...

[21:08] <// J_Daito //> Yes because nothing says "bondage screen savor" like "android 18 in bikini"
[21:09] <Mdm_Maestro> Someone has obviously never visited alt.fan.dragonball
[21:10] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> sit dey ken do mi reasrach paprs 2
[21:10] <// J_Daito //> What do YOU research? "the depths of human stupidity?" "how to live on half a brain?" "horse seduction for minors?"
[21:13] <FireFly_9> Have you ever thought of E-Mailing Mr. Faulconer for the lyrics?
[21:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh yeah, I can just see it now, " Hi Bruce, would you please send me a copy of your Android 18 lyrics, I'd really like to mock the [BLEEP] out them for the amusement of my pals"
[21:15] <// J_Daito //> Straightforward and to the point, I like it
[21:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Anyway, at least we can mock his Android 18 page in the interim
[21:16] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> wat Rnt wi gona tlak abut da seamalez in da gogle resluts?
[21:16] <// J_Daito //> Ignore the rabid fungus, get on with it

It’s an Android invasion! Just as Trunks predicted, literally numbers of Androids are appearing on earth.

[21:20] <FireFly_9> "Literally numbers"?
[21:20] <FireFly_9> But isn't "literally" superfluous?
[21:21] <Mdm_Maestro> Faulconer himself is literally superfluous

Goku and our other heroes are sure going to have their hands full.

[21:21] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Just another fun-filled [H] post on alt.fan.dragonball...

These Androids are ruthless, maniacal, and programmed to destroy … 20, 19, 16, 17, and 18. Have I lost count yet?

[21:22] <// J_Daito //> No, but your punk [BLEEP] certainly needs to use a number line
[21:22] <FireFly_9> No, he's going in reverse... no wait, he's not
[21:23] <Mdm_Maestro> He's just randomly babbling dear, like a hyperactive drunk telemarketer who won't take no for an answer...

Oh yeah, so guess who A-21 and A-22 are?

[21:24] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- whips out the DB Daizenshuu

[21:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Uhh, damned if Toriyama knows either
[21:25] <// J_Daito //> I've always thought Kryllin looked like a small robot
[21:26] <// J_Daito //> Damn you and your jargon old man

While the evil Dr. Gero has been plotting the destruction of the world, creating havoc throughout the universe, he knows little about what’s coming his way.

[21:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Universe? Gero got a shuttlecraft?
[21:27] <// J_Daito //> He's having GT flashforwards

Payback’s gonna hurt! Does anyone else deserve it more? … possibly, but that’s another saga!

[21:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah, the "Z-senshi kick Faulconer's ass" Saga
[21:28] <// J_Daito //> lol

I guess in a way, Dr. Gero isn’t all that bad though; after all, he did create one of my favorite characters. She’s drop dead gorgeous and will drop you dead in your tracks … if you’re not careful.

[21:29] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> lol kan wi sey "ded" 1 mro tim?
[21:30] <// J_Daito //> So when dealing with A18 always use protection?
[21:30] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah we call it a "pissed off USSJ Trunks", "Powered up for her displeasure"
[21:31] <Mdm_Maestro> Gah this sounds like a cut and paste from A.F.D

She’s a bit of a mystery, too, but that’s always the case when your falling for this hottie…right Krillin? Android 18! Hurt me!

[21:32] <// J_Daito //> Oh we'd like to, believe me
[21:32] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> damn fakoner, "yor and you're" U shuld facking lern grammer!!
[21:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Now, for max torture, listen to the sample track 1 (Android 18) and 3, the dance mix
[21:39] <Mdm_Maestro> That sounded like an exercise in mediaeval torture for cats-- it was like someone had slapped a mic on a kitten who was being drawn and quartered while being set upon by a thousand hungry fleas and being forced to shower in sulfuric acid and bubble bath
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