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[18:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-->
So then she sold it to some gallery for 18 million yen! Isn't that the sweetest scam ever?!
[19:00] <// J_Daito //>
Unbelievable that someone would pay THAT much for a "Kaioh original"
You're just jealous because you didn't think of it first
[19:01] <// J_Daito //>
Oh please, any old fool could put brush to canvas, slosh it around a few times and call it "art"! Why I could force feed the Spore a diet of sugar and pop rocks, hang her upside down over a canvas, punch her in the gut and call the ultimate result of her projectile regurgitus "art" and make more than you, and in half the time!!
[19:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-->
Yeah, I mean I could evne take huge[BLEEP] panoramic pictures
of cities in western japan at night and call that art!
First of all, Jedite, you wouldn't know art if it walked up and smacked you in the face-- your artistic sense is so undefined that in Dark Kingdom Kintergarden you were flunked out after you tried to pass off your own post-snacktime flatutlent emissions as performance art
[19:06] <// J_Daito //>
I LIT THEM UP AND EVERYTHING!
And you, Haruka, are quite possibly the only person alive, who, due to the gravitational pull of your own ego, could bend light itself in such a way that that 360 degree panoramic camera would record nothing but astonishingly detailed closeups of your own nostrils!
[19:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-->
And perfect nostrils they are!!
Honestly, the idea of you two knowing the first thing about art is like the notion of Jean Claude Van Dam understanding the finer points of needlecraft, or Clint Eastwood mastering the blissful subtleties of ballet. Watching you two critique art would be a spectacle not unlike watching a beached walrus tanning its bulbous hide under the sun at a public beach and trying to impress the ladies!
[19:11] <// J_Daito //>
[19:12] <// J_Daito //>
I think we could be excellent art critics, right Ten;ou?
[19:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-->
I much prefer the sophisticated work of that performance artist Gallagher, myself, wot wot
[19:13] * Mdm_Maestro rolls her eyes
[19:13] <// J_Daito //>
And I myself enjoy the artistic spendour of that fellow Dilbert, every week in the Daily Papers, hear hear
Honestly, if someone were to bash both of your heads together, split your skulls and pour out the thick creamy soup within, they'd be hard pressed to come up with a brain between you
[19:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-->
Aww, can it, I've got postcards that look better than your work
[19:16] * // J_Daito //
blows his nose
[19:16] <// J_Daito //>
I've got a certain green something on my handkerchief that looks better than her work too
Hands up each one of us who has 18 million yen
[19:17] * Mdm_Maestro raises her hand
[19:17] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- raises hand
hands up all those who have 18 millon yen *not* leeched from their wealthy live-in partners
[19:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-->
Well if you're going to set impossible conditions I'm not playing anymore