#343: “Who da Man”

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*** Topic is '-= Cape Boy needs Dry Cleaning =-'
[13:47] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Well that's what I think anyway!!
[13:47] <// J_Daito //> Oh please, you've just been brainwashed by all the stories those other senshi have been telling you
[13:47] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> You worked for the Dark Kingdom, why should we make you our friend?!
[13:48] <// J_Daito //> Hah! this coming from the team of Senshi who forgave Nephelenia and Galaxia their sins!
[13:48] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> But you're different!
[13:49] <// J_Daito //> Why, because Luna and Artemis told you so? Where was our forgiveness, huh?
[13:49] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> You don't deserve any!! You turned on King Endymion!!
[13:49] <// J_Daito //> And who the hell WOULDN'T?
[13:50] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Huh? He's so much more of a man than you, you Dark General!!
[13:50] <// J_Daito //> Let's examine that, shall we?
[13:50] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> ?
[13:50] <// J_Daito //> Okay, granted, he dresses snappy, but the uniform I wear comes with the job, and I think you'll agree my upgraded live action uniform is the [BLEEP]..
[13:51] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> It's [BLEEP] alright...
[13:51] <// J_Daito //> Heh. But let's compare the relative merits of Tux-boy and myself...
[13:52] <// J_Daito //> First of all, combat skills. I can throw energy bolts, ice daggers, suck energy and erect forcefields. Tuxy...?
[13:53] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> He throws his steel-tipped roses!
[13:53] <// J_Daito //> And...?
[13:53] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> ... that's about it
[13:53] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> But he can fly!!
[13:53] <// J_Daito //> I can teleport anywhere I want
[13:53] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> He makes great entrance speeches!!
[13:54] <// J_Daito //> I can project an image of myself all across Tokyo in an instant and even make the city appear to be aflame
[13:54] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> ...
[13:54] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Okay so maybe you have a little ledge on him...
[13:54] <// J_Daito //> "edge"
[13:55] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> That too, but you're still evil!!
[13:55] <// J_Daito //> He goes after a severely underaged girl and even encourages the unhealthy advances of his little future daughter, not to mention possibly having illicit dealings with Sailor Pluto on the side...
[13:56] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> ...
[13:56] <// J_Daito //> And sure he says he's "brainwashed" or "amnesiac" or "acting under orders from the voices in his dream" or "I just wanted to dress up like a reject from the Arabian Nights"...
[13:57] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Ok so he's a bit nuts...
[13:57] <// J_Daito //> Whereas I generally loathe and hate you, and if given half the chance will grin sadistically and watch you die... but at least I'm up front about it
[13:58] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Maybe
[13:58] <// J_Daito //> So don't hate me because I stabbed Tuxy in the back 10,000 years ago... trust me, if you had to work for a guy like that, I'm sure you would've done it too
[13:59] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Well...
[14:00] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> I', not supposed to say this but...
[14:00] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Sometimes when Usagi-chan just stands there and lets the enemy hurl their deadly blades or ice-shards or whatever at her... sometimes she doesn't move because she *wants* him to take the hit
[14:01] <// J_Daito //> That's no revelation
[14:01] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> But then why does she keep reviving him?
[14:01] <// J_Daito //> You and the other senshi want a cool boyfriend, right?
[14:01] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> So??
[14:02] <// J_Daito //> Ever notice how she keeps throwing "Mamo-chan" in your faces?
[14:02] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> ...
[14:02] <// J_Daito //> I mean without her "destined love" to throw around, what would she have on you? You're all smarter, stronger and better looking... even those *starlight* freaks....
[14:03] <// J_Daito //> But none of you has that ultimate fashion accessory... the man she hangs on her arm
[14:04] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> How saucy of her!!
[14:05] <// J_Daito //> Isn't it though?
[14:05] *** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi

[14:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Whassup jed?
[14:05] <// J_Daito //> Educating Miss Venus as to the ways of the Senshi World
[14:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh, the whole "Mamoru is a fashion accessory" thing?
[14:06] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> You don't believe that, do you, Haruka-san?
[14:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Of COURSE I do... see, not being susceptible to going ga-ga over bishounen males, I can see past the hunky exterior to the true patheticness that lies beneath...
[14:07] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> mista stan!
[14:07] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- faints

[14:07] <// J_Daito //> That is disturbing
[14:08] <// J_Daito //> But think about this... without acting as a cheerleader and kevlar vest for you Senshi, what would Tuxy do with himself?
[14:08] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Ecchi!!
[14:08] <// J_Daito //> ... YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
[14:09] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Which is why I said you were ECCHI!!
[14:09] <// J_Daito //> Bah! I MEANT his life would have no purpose at all, whereas with ME, even without the Dark Kingdom I have a full, rich lifestyle!
[14:09] <Mdm_Maestro> Which consists of plots to revive the Dark Kingdom
[14:10] <// J_Daito //> Which consists of plots to revive the Dark Kingdom... WITH ME AS ITS LEADER! HA HA HA HA HAH!
[14:10] <GERMATOID> AT LEAST JEDITE HAS LIFE GOALS
[14:11] <// J_Daito //> YOU! Defiler of my Rei-bot!
[14:11] <GERMATOID> HUH?
[14:11] <// J_Daito //> Don't LIE! We heard your laughing the other night, and you had to HOSE the coffee beans off her!!
[14:12] <GERMATOID> SURE! I WAS LAUGHING BECAUSE I HAD REPROGRAMMED HER TO GIVE ME FOOT MASSAGES! THEN SHE ASKED ME FOR SOME TASTY COFFEE BEANS AND SHE FELL INTO THE VAT! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[14:12] <// J_Daito //> Such transparent LIES!
[14:13] * FireFly_9 hands Jedite the video camera tape

[14:13] * // J_Daito // looks

[14:13] <// J_Daito //> But you said "MY GIRLFRIEND IS INCREDIBLY HOT!"
[14:13] <GERMATOID> I WAS JUST TRYING TO TICK YOU OFF!!
[14:14] <// J_Daito //> Oh, well that's DIFFERENT then! I mean I would expect nothing LESS from an evil mad scientist! So will you reprogram her and give her back now?
[14:15] <GERMATOID> SURE! AND I'VE MADE SOME IMPROVEMENTS!
[14:15] <FireFly_9> Like the addition of Grammar Subroutines?
[14:15] <// J_Daito //> Like the upload of the full Kama Sutra into her databanks?
[14:15] <GERMATOID> YES, NO, AND A FREE WILL ALGORITHM!
[14:16] <// J_Daito //> Wha?! Free will? But then she could-- she could...
[14:16] <FireFly_9> Fry you into a crisp?
[14:16] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Run you over with a plane??
[14:16] <// J_Daito //> She could TALK BACK TO ME!!!
[14:17] <Mdm_Maestro> Oh Jedite, whatever will you do with a woman who has free will?
[14:17] <// J_Daito //> Subjugate her RUTHLESSLY AND COMPLETELY!
[14:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Uhh, Jed, welcome to the 21st century?
[14:18] <// J_Daito //> You're RIGHT! I'll have to BUY HER OFF first, with lots of presents and sweets! THEN CRUSH HER SPIRIT INTO A FINE PASTE!!
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