#336: “Going down to the chapel and i'm gonna get married...”

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*** Topic is '-= Get me the divorce papers STAT =-'
[12:30] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> OMG so lik i wuz loking 4 prty dreses 2 war wen i gt maried in da futr n lik i food dis badas sit
[12:31] <FireFly_9> What site?
[12:31] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> http://www.uglyweddingdress.com
[12:31] <FireFly_9> Good grief look at those dresses...
[12:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> OMG the nubian stripper bride
[12:33] <FireFly_9> I don't think she's "supposed" to be a stripper bride
[12:33] <Mdm_Maestro> Perhaps they ran out of fabric?
[12:33] <// J_Daito //> My increedibly HOT rei-san won't be wearing THAT at our unholy union
[12:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> no, if She's like Live action Rei she'll wear a miko outfit with a bridal veil and call it a day!
[12:34] <// J_Daito //> do not mock my INCREDIBLY HOT girlfriend!
[12:34] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> iv sis sew incediblee hit den Y dnt U facking bi hr a fun!!
[12:35] <// J_Daito //> I don't need to buy her a "fun"! She gets all the pleasuring she needs from ME!
[12:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And Mr. "Maxx Power" LOL
[12:36] <FireFly_9> I think Chibusa meant buy her a "fan".
[12:36] <// J_Daito //> But I'm her biggest fan!
[12:37] <FireFly_9> Nevermind.
[12:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Why are you looking up wedding dresses, anyway, Chibi?
[12:37] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> wel noe dat mi man elioz iz on da chenl im gona propoas 2 hm
[12:38] <FireFly_9> Chibiusa, there are laws against that in ever civilised nation...
[12:38] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hehe for a guy that was gonna make out lives hell his punk[BLEEP] sure hasn't shown up lately...
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[12:39] <// J_Daito //> dammit, Ten;ou... you and your big mouth
[12:39] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> Hey you tools, time to be lookin like fools, cuz the horse with the force is back on his course
[12:40] <// J_Daito //> Remember who gave you pain at the last Budokai, horseboy!
[12:40] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> Why don't you shut up jed, you soon be feeling the dread, when I come to make you dead, but that's still ahead
[12:41] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> Right now I wanna say I'm starting a new plan today
[12:41] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> My ultimate production will be the sweet seduction
[12:42] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> Of the Senshi who's heart is always blue, Tomoe Hotaru
[12:42] <FireFly_9> Don't delude yourself, you deranged farm animal...
[12:43] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> a WTF materfacker U suposed 2 luv mi an mak mi yer batch!!!
[12:43] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> Sorry kid, but you can't satisfy my id
[12:43] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> I need a woman who's filled with grace, not a kid who's a joke on the human race
[12:44] <Mdm_Maestro> Then why aren't you pursuing me?
[12:44] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> If I wanted a beat up ol' hag, then you'd be my bag
[12:45] <Mdm_Maestro> !
[12:45] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> But you're just a blue haired sea-creature, not worthy of bein' my main feature!
[12:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL
[12:46] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> Don't try to step on my cool, you damn cross-dressin' fool
[12:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WTF?!
[12:46] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> You might think you're ahead in the race, but yo just an ugly man-face!
[12:47] <// J_Daito //> Kim Jong already used that one on her
[12:48] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> Hey man I'm not afraid'a some tin pot dicktator, I'd smoke his [BLEEP]s and then say "see ya lata!"
[12:48] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> lissen batch, U gona mari mi or im gona beet da living SIT outa U!!!
[12:49] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> Bring it on, my little sugary ding dong!
[12:49] <// J_Daito //> Bah you two do whatever, I'm gonna go do some "business" with Rei
[12:50] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> Oh you mean the girl in red? I already done gave her my [BLEEP].
[12:50] <// J_Daito //> What.
[12:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...
[12:50] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> See after he took too much a that crap they sell in spam, "Mr. Maxx Power" he just went out on da lam
[12:51] <// J_Daito //> SCANDALOUS LIES
[12:51] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> And it my Utena Style perfection, it was easy to get Rei-chan to make da ultimate defection
[12:51] <// J_Daito //> YOU LIE!
[12:52] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> SIKE! But I gots my eye on dat piece ah senshi pie!
[12:52] <// J_Daito //> Listen, horse boy... I'm a General of the DARK KINGDOM, the ORIGINAL GANGSTAS from 10,000 YEARS AGO... You mess with MY woman and you're gonna learn the TRUE MEANING OF PAIN!!
[12:53] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> Chill Bill, don't get ill, this is just da openin' thrill...
[12:53] <BLK_5T4LLi0N> I'll be back you, so on yo trainin' don't be slack! Word OUT!
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[12:54] <// J_Daito //> That mother[BLEEP]er!
[12:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Don't worry, we'll get him...
[12:55] <FireFly_9> Sooner rather than later, I hope.
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