#335: “Spamalamadingdong”

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[10:31] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]==-- is listening to (Takashi Sorimachi) - Poison

[10:31] <// J_Daito //> I see you've got a new toy, Ten'ou
[10:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> hehe yeah
[10:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So Hotaru, you ready to try and predict RAW tonight?
[10:32] <FireFly_9> Not really...
[10:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> c'mon, itll be fun
[10:32] <FireFly_9> I find very little sport in trying to predict the outcome of fixed sporting events.
[10:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Heh, if was so easy, how come you got your [BLEEP] handed to you twice already?
[10:33] <FireFly_9> I don't recall doing quite that badly...
[10:34] <// J_Daito //> Dammit!
[10:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What's wrong, Jed?
[10:34] <// J_Daito //> More of these damn messages!
[10:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Messages?
[10:34] <// J_Daito //> Yeah, the other day Souichi hooked me up with a POP mailbox thing
[10:35] <GERMATOID> I TOLD HIM IT WAS TIME TO ENTER THE MID 90'S! MAUAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!
[10:35] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]==-- is listening to Tomoyasu Hotei - Battle without Honour

[10:35] <// J_Daito //> Yeah, well thanks to you, laughing man, my life is now hell
[10:36] <GERMATOID> HOW COULD GETTING AN EMAIL ADDRESS MAKE YOUR LIFE HELL?
[10:36] <// J_Daito //> Well, it wasn't all bad at first...
[10:36] <// J_Daito //> It all started after I subscribed to the "Evil Dictators 4 Life" Mailing list
[10:37] <GERMATOID> I'M A FREQUENT CONTRIBUTOR!
[10:37] <// J_Daito //> Yes, I've seen your posts, they're quite good
[10:37] <GERMATOID> HEHEHEHE
[10:38] <// J_Daito //> We need to discuss the takeover of latvia someday
[10:38] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]==-- is listening to Kodomo no Omocha - Babbits Counting Song From NY

[10:38] <// J_Daito //> But anyway, after I joined the list, I started getting these weird offers
[10:38] <FireFly_9> Spam mail?
[10:38] <// J_Daito //> I'm not sure... I mean at first it was really great stuff
[10:39] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ?
[10:39] <// J_Daito //> Yeah, the first message promised to make me the "king of the bedroom"...
[10:39] <FireFly_9> ...
[10:39] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL does "Mr. Maxx Power" need some help?
[10:39] <// J_Daito //> Bah! The goal of the truly ambitious is to always exceed one's limits!
[10:40] <// J_Daito //> And let me tell you, Rei-san was *quite* pleased
[10:40] <FireFly_9> How Juvenile...
[10:40] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]==-- is listening to MC Hawking - WhatWeNeedMoreOfIsScience

[10:41] <// J_Daito //> Well it got even better! I saw this message promising to make me money while I slept
[10:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Lemme guess, you got totally ripped off
[10:42] <// J_Daito //> No way, Ten'ou, I became stinking rich!
[10:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...the hell?
[10:42] <// J_Daito //> Oh yeah, in addition to making money while I slept, i made tons of cash placing ATM machines all over the place
[10:43] <// J_Daito //> I was able to get a fake degree from an online university which netted me a SWEET job at the Department of Defense
[10:43] <// J_Daito //> I was even
[10:43] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]==-- is listening to Megumi Ogata (em:ou) - Kaze ni Naru

[10:44] <// J_Daito //> Narcissist
[10:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> STFU
[10:44] <// J_Daito //> I was even able to get health insurance and fix my teeth with the cheap dental coverage they had on offer
[10:44] <// J_Daito //> In addition my [BLEEP] became ten metres long
[10:45] <GERMATOID> THAT'S NOT PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE...
[10:45] <// J_Daito //> When you combine VP-RX, Viagra and some Cydonin it is
[10:45] <// J_Daito //> So I was on top of the world
[10:46] <// J_Daito //> I was rolling in dough and my woman was totally pleased
[10:46] <// J_Daito //> I thought I'd go for a final score
[10:46] <// J_Daito //> this guy, "Dr.Olad Olayeni the Director of Engineering and Project Services" got in touch with me
[10:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What did he want?
[10:47] <// J_Daito //> He wanted my confidence and assistance in a business relationship for our both mutual benefits.
[10:48] <Mdm_Maestro> You're starting to sound like that bot girlfriend of yours
[10:49] <// J_Daito //> She is NOT a bot!
[10:49] <Mdm_Maestro> Please, stop embarassing yourself.
[10:49] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Umm, michi, I had a long conversation with her the other night
[10:49] <// J_Daito //> ...
[10:49] <Mdm_Maestro> What?
[10:49] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah, she was feeling insecure about some weight issues and [BLEEP]... I think she's the real deal
[10:50] <FireFly_9> Unbelievable...
[10:50] <// J_Daito //> Why were you talking to my girl?
[10:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> It was a public chat, chill!
[10:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So what happened with Dr. Olaynei?
[10:51] <// J_Daito //> well
[10:51] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]==-- is listening to Random Units - Imperial Metal

[10:51] <// J_Daito //> Well you see, In 2000, a contract was awarded to a German Contractor for the Dualisation of Benin-Warri Road in Nigeria
[10:51] <FireFly_9> Oh dear...
[10:51] <Mdm_Maestro> Nigeria.
[10:51] <// J_Daito //> What? Anyway, the contract was grossly over-invoiced up to the tune of $12,400,000.00USD (Twelve Million Four Hundred Thousand United States Dollars).
[10:52] <FireFly_9> We know what the $ means,thank you.
[10:52] <// J_Daito //> I'm just trying to be very specific here.
[10:53] <// J_Daito //> They wanted my help in assistance and support to enable them to transfer the remaining sum of $12,400,000.00USD (Twelve Million Four Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) into my bank account for possible investments in Real Estate and other good ventures.
[11:05] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]==-- is listening to Al Hirt - Green Hornet

[11:06] <FireFly_9> So he was enlisting you for aid in the perpetration of some fraud?
[11:06] <// J_Daito //> And the problem is...?
[11:07] <FireFly_9> it's illegal...
[11:07] * // J_Daito // points out his manly Dark General uniform

[11:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Technically weren't you a "King" in the Dark kingdom
[11:08] <// J_Daito //> Man, think about that
[11:08] <FireFly_9> Oh no, not this conversation again
[11:08] <// J_Daito //> We were the Kings and Beryl was the Queen
[11:08] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh yeah I remember, you said it [BLEEP]ed up Kunzite and Zoicyte so bad they turned to each other
[11:09] <// J_Daito //> No, Youma first then each other
[11:09] <Mdm_Maestro> Disgusting...
[11:10] <GERMATOID> SO WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE NIGERIAN DOCTOR?
[11:10] <// J_Daito //> Well, he arranged to compensate me with 25% of the total funds...
[11:10] <// J_Daito //> They would take 10% of the funds
[11:10] <// J_Daito //> Which of course I was planning to embezzle
[11:10] <FireFly_9> But of course...
[11:10] <// J_Daito //> He said he would get back to me with more info after I gave him my bank account info
[11:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I thought Dark Geneerals had no use for money...?
[11:11] <// J_Daito //> Well I opened an account to put all the cash I'd just made using my fake degree and the ATM stuff
[11:11] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]==-- is listening to Craig Safan - Remo Williams

[11:12] <// J_Daito //> But the funniest thing happened
[11:12] <// J_Daito //> and by "funny" I mean "tragic"
[11:12] <// J_Daito //> As soon as I gave him my bank account info
[11:12] <// J_Daito //> The account was emptied
[11:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL
[11:14] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]==-- is listening to Fatboy Slim - Fatboy Slim-Going Out of My Head

[11:15] <GERMATOID> YOU GOT OWN3D!!
[11:15] <// J_Daito //> MAn!
[11:15] <// J_Daito //> He said the the modalities to effect the transfer had been worked out!
[11:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So now you're broke again?
[11:15] <// J_Daito //> Yeah, and my schl[BLEEP] has retracted to its usual length
[11:16] <FireFly_9> Too much information....
[11:16] <// J_Daito //> I dunno what Rei's going to say tonight
[11:16] <Mdm_Maestro> If she's anything like usual, whatever it is won't make much sense...
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