#333: “Ask the Suburban Senshi #5”

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[06:44] <// J_Daito //> I'm still wasted from last night... in the Dark Kingdom we didn't have day/night schedules... Can you handle this one, Ten'ou?
[06:45] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> My brain is gone
[06:45] <FireFly_9> I'll do it.
[06:46] <// J_Daito //> Thank Metallia for insomniac goths!
[06:46] <FireFly_9> If you're going to be rude, I'll let Chibiusa handle things!
[06:46] <// J_Daito //> nnonono it's ok!
[06:47] <FireFly_9> Very good.
[06:47] <FireFly_9> Before we get started today, I would like to remind everyone that last time a "one question per person per day" rule was put into effect due to the vast amount of mail we receive... so we're going to be enforcing that from now on, picking the one question we wish to answer from the submitted sets.
[06:50] <FireFly_9> If we do answer two questions it will be because they were sent on different days. (I understand this will probably lead to some confusion, so the rule probably will have to be modified later) At any rate, let's begin!



[06:51] <FireFly_9> Our first question for the day comes from Ultra Matt, who asks / says:
Hey!

This might sound stupid but I hear some referances to Doctor Who on your site. Who do you think was the best Doctor out of the 8? Oh, and Haruka-san, Your the greatest. You too, Minako-san (Gives a really deep bow and somehow manages to knock himself out on the floor). Ow!!


[06:53] <FireFly_9> You do not hear incorrectly... Dr. Xadium is a big fan...
[06:53] <[ Dr_Xadium ]> Why do you think there's a "Doctor" in my handle? ;)
[06:54] <FireFly_9> And some of us have seen it as well.
[06:54] <FireFly_9> I myself prefer Sylvester McCoy's Doctor (as played in the last two seasons, more of the cunning manipulator than the foppish buffoon)
[06:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Colin Baker-- I know some of his episodes bombed worse than Michiru after dinner beans, but his interpretation of the character in the audios (were he got to do it HIS way) are un[BLEEP]ing beliveable
[06:56] <Mdm_Maestro> "Michiru after beans?!" You are tired... I of course, loathe television, but I do appreciate the subtleties of a good Aural production, so I find myself drawn to the rich portrayal of Paul McGann as the 8th Doctor in the Big Finish Audio Adventures.
[06:58] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i lik tam bakkr cuz hi dreses funy n haz bog teth
[06:58] <FireFly_9> Ironically, Mr. McGann might end up being the "audio only" Doctor, as the new Doctor Who series producers seem to want Bill Nighy
[07:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Who, the damn Vampire King from "Underworld"? Gimme a [BLEEP]ing break
[07:00] <FireFly_9> I think they should just use McGann as they have his story established... why waste a regeneration when you don't need to? The only good thing about the TV movie debacle was him...
[07:01] <// J_Daito //> I liked Colin Baker too, those times he was trying to kill his companion? HELL YEAH!
[07:04] <FireFly_9> That.. was an aberration
[07:04] <// J_Daito //> Then the show sucks, I won't wantch more of it
[07:04] <FireFly_9> Thank you for your question!
[07:06] <FireFly_9> Our next question is from Kayuga, who asks:
[07:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Wait didn't we like kill her or seal her into the moon or something?
[07:07] <// J_Daito //> Didn't Inuyasha take her out too?
[07:07] <FireFly_9> I'm fairly certain this was a *different* Kayuga.
[07:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I've got my eye on you...
[07:07] <Mdm_Maestro> You'd better NOT, Haruka!
[07:08] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Are we jealous, huh? huh?
[07:08] <Mdm_Maestro> Idiot
[07:09] <FireFly_9> That bitter exchange segues perfectly into Kayuga's question, which is:
This question is for Haruka and Michiru. Are you guys still together? If not, what went wrong? I mean, Michiru, if Haruka was good enough for you at one time, what has changed?


[07:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Naw, we're still together, joined at the hip!!
[07:10] <Mdm_Maestro> Via a very LONG cord...
[07:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Y'see the reason it looks like we hate each other is because we are both perfect, yet have very differetn personalities
[07:10] <Mdm_Maestro> She's an sports-loving idiot, and I'm a sensitive genius
[07:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I;m a sport's loving genius, and she's a senstive idiot
[07:11] <// J_Daito //> I'll second that!
[07:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> w00t!
[07:12] <Mdm_Maestro> ...
[07:12] <FireFly_9> You see, Anime director Kuniko Ikuhara made a "perfection field" for those two that operates whenever they are in public (replete with sappy music, sakura petals, watercolor FX and background singers)
[07:13] <FireFly_9> But in private (and yes, that includes this chat on our personal server), they "let it all hang out", so to speak.
[07:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So don't worry about us, we're fine, we even [BLEEP] a lot like in the fics
[07:17] <Mdm_Maestro> Haruka's managed to bleep out the word "argue".
[07:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> spoilsport
[07:17] <Mdm_Maestro> thank you.
[07:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Thank's for your question!
[07:18] <FireFly_9> The next question comes from "~taka j~" who asks:
This one's for everyone - What do you really think of the Starlights?


[07:20] <// J_Daito //> Ooh this is like that word association we played lastnight... let me go first
[07:20] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Punkass leather fetishist interlopers!
[07:21] <// J_Daito //> I Wanted to go first! And you're only supposed to reply with one word!!
[07:21] <Mdm_Maestro> Smelly
[07:21] <FireFly_9> Disturbing
[07:21] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Punks
[07:21] <// J_Daito //> Whistling
[07:22] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> saxy
[07:22] <FireFly_9> You know I really don't think the questioner wanted a one word opinion...
[07:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Fine, I think the Starlights were weird hermaphroditic interlopers who shoulda stayed the hell outta the way of our business
[07:23] <Mdm_Maestro> I don't understand their "sailor" fuku at all.
[07:23] <// J_Daito //> It was the "Macho Man" version of Senshiality...
[07:24] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> He's got a new CD out you know!
[07:24] *** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is listening to [ Randy Savage ] Be a Man.mp3
[07:24] <// J_Daito //> I meant the Village people song, idiot
[07:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> oh yeah, they were he gay bikers of the Sailroverse
[07:25] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> as opsed 2 da ghey racerz?
[07:25] <// J_Daito //> Yeah, you roade a gay bike, didn't you, Ten'ou?
[07:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I won't ave you castign aspersions as to the preference of my motorcycle!
[07:26] <// J_Daito //> No I meant it looked gay
[07:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Do you know how [BLEEP]ing EXPENSIVE that bike is? <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> nyway lik thot da srtalits wer lik st00pid n tok 2 mch tim awy frum da reel str of da soe
[07:27] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> We, the magnificent Inner Senshi!
[07:27] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> noe, MI BATCH, wrre da hel wuz I?! hahaha?!
[07:28] <GERMATOID> YOU WERE A CRISPY FRIED SPERMATOZOA LOCKED IN A GOLDEN STARSEED! AT LEAST HALF OF YOU WAS! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[07:29] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i wuz nvr a spamatozon!!!
[07:29] <// J_Daito //> A "Spamazon".. lol
[07:29] <GERMATOID> HEHE
[07:29] <FireFly_9> I thought the Starlights were... miraculously ineffectual in the grand scheme of things... the Animamates would have been more interesting as primary allies / enemies... their connection to the guardian planets of Mau and Coronis would have made for interesting backplots with Artemis, Luna, Phobos and Deimos.
[07:31] <FireFly_9> Thank you for your question. The next one is from starcat, who asks:
If Chibiusa CAN type because it's "fonetick", how come she spells words like dumped "duped" and can "csn"? I mean, those are NOT the words they are intended to be. The first could even have been another word.

I think that Neo Queen Serenity made up that phonetical crap so Chibi-runt wouldn't get annoyed and trash the place.


[07:33] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> man fak u foetics R nit da sam as dey R in da 31st ceturny, da dicshuari cages al da tim! sew lik da slyablez R dffent!!!
[07:34] <FireFly_9> I like your theory better, Starcat.
[07:34] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> dam it horatru, U alwyz lik stractz theries mroe dan min!!
[07:35] <FireFly_9> In point of fact, this is the firs tone of Starcat's I've ever encountered, so your objection is baseless.
[07:35] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> skoo U, UR baslez!
[07:36] <FireFly_9> ... Starcat has another question, because it actually came in the queue for today as opposed to yesterday:
Prof. Tomoe, you might be able to answer this, but it really goes out to all of you: Why does the darn page take so LONG to load??? I know part of it is my connection speed, but even on a DSL line it takes a while! Any ideas why?


[07:37] <GERMATOID> I CAN ANSWER IT, ACTUALLY
[07:37] <GERMATOID> IT'S THE FLOODBOX SCRIPT ON THE RIGHT, IT TAKES FOREVER TO LOAD UP AND STALLS THE PAGE UNTIL IT COMES UP
[07:38] <GERMATOID> I TRIED MAKING IT AN EMBEDDED PART OF THE PAGE BUT THAT DIDN'T WORK WELL
[07:38] <GERMATOID> ALSO SOMETIMES THE CORNER GRAPHIC RANDOMIZER WANT TO TAKE IT'S SWEET TIME LOADING PICTURES
[07:39] <FireFly_9> Thank you for your questions, Starcat... moving along now, we have one from... "nakiad", is it? (You didn't leave us a proper handle, or we may have missed it, ^_^;;)
Happy belated birthday C'est la Vie! I'm glad you're still here. Luna has been giving magic cell phones to the senshi - I mean guardians - in the Live Action series. Are these phones compatible with Purring Kitty software (seen at http://www.vibelet.com)? Is it something you would appreciate as a birthday present?


[07:45] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> man I hate to ay it but I was so tired that wen I first saw that question I thought it was so ecchi
[07:45] <Mdm_Maestro> THAT'S BECAUSE IT *IS* ECCHI, YOU MORON!
[07:47] <// J_Daito //> You beat me to it, Kaioh!
[07:48] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> You're one of those parody fansubbers aren't You?!? I'll have you know the Goddess of Love has no need for those stupid toys!!
[07:49] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hmm, looks like they take credit cards...
[07:49] <Mdm_Maestro> HARUKA!
[07:49] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What, I mean didn't you know that if you load them up with unstable nitro and then remotly buzz the phone they blow up? I've been meaning to give Nephlite a present :)
[07:50] <// J_Daito //> He is the sort who'd appreciate a vibrating phone
[07:50] * // J_Daito // snickers
[07:50] <// J_Daito //> But his [BLEEP]is dead, remember? He's still dead as of episode 19 of Suburban Senshi
[07:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yo doc, when are we gonna get new episodes? !Huh?
[07:51] <[ Dr_Xadium ]> Isn't this good enough?
[07:51] <// J_Daito //> NO!!
[07:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> NO!!
[07:51] <[ Dr_Xadium ]> We'll see we'll see
[07:52] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> I'm so Totally PISSED right now!!! Casting Aspirations as to my love life!!
[07:52] <FireFly_9> "Aspersions"
[07:52] <GERMATOID> AND IN ENGLAND, "PISSED" MEANS YOU'RE DRUNK! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!
[07:53] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I cann buy that for a dollar!
[07:53] <FireFly_9> Interesting question, that. Moving right along
[07:53] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Wait... who the [BLEEP] uses a cellphone item, anyway?! And why hasn't mercury got her computer yet?!
[07:54] <// J_Daito //> First of all, a keitai is WAY more useful then some lousy "pen" with a planetary symbol on it, and these days one of those could be powerful enough to BE her computer
[07:55] <FireFly_9> And it eliminates the whole talking watch implausibility
[07:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What implausibility? Michael KNIGHT had one of those back in the day!!
[07:55] <// J_Daito //> And Dick Tracy before that!
[07:56] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshshssh hi sed 'dack' hshshshs
[07:56] <FireFly_9> Our next question comes from "Moonlit Mage", who had several questions, but because we're starting to enforce the "one per person per day" rule, we're only going to pick one.
[07:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Don't feel bad, we're not making an exxample out of you, it just had to start somewhere
[07:58] <// J_Daito //> But as a Dark General I must register for my support of the concept of Example-making.
[07:58] <FireFly_9> Noted. Then you should appreciate this question, which is for everyone BUT you:
How do you think Jed's gonna die in Pretty Guardian? I think that he's going to get out of the bus to flirt with Rei, and then he's gonna be run over by the bus because it was on a hill and he didn't use the brakes when he got out cos he was trying to be cool.


[07:59] <// J_Daito //> Great... my own damn Dead pool and I can't even play...
[08:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> lol
[08:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I think he'll try to get fresh with the Senshi of flames and she'll light him up like a roman candle again
[08:00] <Mdm_Maestro> I believe Jedite will perish in a particularly nasty traffic accident
[08:01] <GERMATOID> I THINK BERYL WILL HAVE HIM KILLED, EITHER BY HERSELF OR ELVIS, I MEAN NEPHLITE! MUAAHHAHAHAHAAHAH!
[08:01] <FireFly_9> I would rather they saved him
[08:02] <// J_Daito //> Why thank you, Hotaru...!
[08:02] <FireFly_9> and all the other generals, for use in the final dramatic set piece at the end of the series at D-Point (assuming that bit of canon still holds) so that instead of some generic youma being the killers, all the Generals could cross annihilate with all the Senshi...
[08:03] <// J_Daito //> dammit!
[08:03] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i tink lik geydite will bi runing afer da sneshi n den he'l lik go ov a clif an hiz legz wil be gong lik wile coyte in da cratoonz n den raye wil tal hiz as abut grvity n den he'l du an eyepoop tak n fal dwn n dy!
[08:05] <FireFly_9> LOL-- sorry, Jedite.
[08:05] <// J_Daito //> Oh, you punks will be...
[08:06] <FireFly_9> Oh, all right, since we have the advanced quality of mercy here at Suburban Senshi, JUST FOR TODAY we'll give Moonlit Mage one more question:
[08:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> yeah because we know we're like the crack rock of sailormoon fansites and we have to dial you down slow on the 12-step
[08:07] <// J_Daito //> I don't think there's a 12 step program for crack addicts, Ten;ou.
Everyone, which fellow Sailor Moon character would you most want to murder, and how?


[08:07] <// J_Daito //> MY KINDA QUESTION!
[08:07] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> id lik 2 comit matresside cuz lik mi momy alwyz gatz in da whey ov mi scroring wit popa, n si rely pizzes mi ov, bat lik if i dd dat, i'd nvr bi bron, cuz itz lik a tim paraducks, so lik i'm wating til i got fal cuntrol ov da sliver cystal, den im gona uze it 2 wip momy frum realty un Bcum da onlee pincess n dady wil B mi mn!!
[08:10] <FireFly_9> While my feelings have cooled somewhat, I still bear the remnants of a murderous grudge against Haruka-poppa for her attempts to kill me.
[08:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...
[08:11] <FireFly_9> Needless to say, any Kaolinites will be summarily chopped into quivering pieces of necrotic meat.
[08:11] <Mdm_Maestro> I'd like to murder Ami-chan... something about her irks me.
[08:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> It's the whole "shared element" thing, isn't it? I mean her water and your sea?
[08:12] <Mdm_Maestro> I just don't like her face.
[08:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...
[08:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well I just wanna kill like, whoever, you know? Punks always getting in my face, wanting favors and [BLEEP]... maybe I'll kill Makoto for the heck of it, she always chalenges my strength.
[08:13] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Killing Mako-chan is MY job, she's my best friend!!
[08:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Okay then I'll kill Yuuichiro because I can.
[08:14] <// J_Daito //> I'd like to kill Luna. Again and again and again and again. I'd like to stuff her bloated carcass in a wood chipper, puree the remaining bits in a blender, top it with whipped cream and sip it through a straw while watching Star Trek Enterprise and thinking up Wagnerian Operettas. Thank you for listening.
[08:16] <FireFly_9> Our last question of the day comes from "Marvel Boy", who asks three questions (but we'll pick two as we were nice to Moonlit Mage and don't want to be less nice now)
So, this first question goes to everybody. If your life was a movie, what would it be called??

Minako-chan, I love you! You're my idol. What do you think of the live action Minako's music? Do you like CÚst la Vie? Or do you think she should sing Route Venus instead?

PS. Chibiusa and Minako are welcome to stop by my house for video games and cake and kool-aid.


[08:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> My movie would me "2 Fast, 2 Furious", like it says on the corner graphic.
[08:18] <Mdm_Maestro> "A beautiful Mind"
[08:18] <GERMATOID> THE ISLAND OF DR. TOMOE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[08:19] <FireFly_9> The Secret Garden.
[08:19] <// J_Daito //> Underworld
[08:19] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> emanuel in spac
[08:19] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Glitter!!
[08:20] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> As for the somg, yes I like it!! That's why I made it my IRC nook!
[08:20] <FireFly_9> "nick"
[08:20] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> YES! I want it on CD!! But I'd like to hear Route Venus too as I made that up myself!!
[08:21] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> tanks 4 lik da ivitatshun but lik im nit gong cuz i kno dat lik wen i invit ppl 2 mi hose 4 gams n kol aid i alwaz pot sianide in da kol aid n sit so lik i dnt wna get cat in 1 ov mi on tapz hshshshs
[08:22] <FireFly_9> I think I need to see poison control...
[08:22] <FireFly_9> That will be all for today, thank you all for your questions... :)
[08:23] <// J_Daito //> And remember, If you have a question for us, just send it to Ask the Suburban Senshi! We'll make you famous ... or at least quasi infamous. :) Remember to specify the handle you'd like us to refer to you as when we answer! Since we get so many questions, we have to ask that you limit yourselves to one question per person per day! Thanks! Later!!


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