#332: “A Drunk Tired Hour with the Suburban Senshi”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= Testing Tomoe's new Clock =-'
[21:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> so like damn I'm beat
[21:22] <// J_Daito //> So why the heck are you online
[21:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> because I'm also bored
[21:23] <FireFly_9> I should warn you, Haruka-poppa's been at the Sake
[21:23] <// J_Daito //> This should be fun
[21:26] <GERMATOID> HEHEH I FINALLY GOT THE CLOCK WORKING ON THE SERVER AGAIN
[21:26] <// J_Daito //> Yeah we noticed
[21:26] <GERMATOID> SO LET'S GO TO TOWN
[21:27] <// J_Daito //> So should I call in my incredibly HOT girlfriend?
[21:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man nobody wants to hear about your damn incredibly hot girlfriend ok
[21:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> It's [BLEEP]ing pathetic
[21:28] <// J_Daito //> Alright so what the hell DO you want to talk about, biatch?
[21:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man I dunno
[21:28] <FireFly_9> This should be a fun evening...
[21:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You're too damn negative, you know that/
[21:29] <FireFly_9> I am not negative, I'm merely pointing out the obvious.
[21:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Haha Hotaru is "obvious"
[21:29] <FireFly_9> That could only seem funny to your addled mind
[21:30] <// J_Daito //> I know, let's talk about alt.fan.sailor-moon
[21:30] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That bunch of pansies?
[21:30]
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[21:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Speaking of which...
[21:31] <Mdm_Maestro> Hello, everyone
[21:31] <// J_Daito //> That whole newsgroup has become nothing more than a shouting match between Team-Nihon's representative and nitpickers
[21:32] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Things have gotten really really bad!!! It was my BIRTHDAY and there was only ONE congratulatory post, a day late!!
[21:32] <// J_Daito //> I'd say she's being narcissitic, but Love-senshi's got a point there
[21:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah, they're usually birthday greetings from all sides...
[21:33] <// J_Daito //> WTF is going on?! You'd think that with all the new PGSM crap going on they'rd be an explosion of new talk
[21:33] <GERMATOID> I THINK THEY'RE ALL AT THE GENVID FORUMS! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!
[21:34] <// J_Daito //> Again, I'd say you were kidding, but that seems to be damn near the truth of it
[21:34] <[ Dr_Xadium ]> I really ought to join the forums... but I don't have the time to post there and here...
[21:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Aww just babble some incoherent [BLEEP] every now and then, ppl will think you're all interactive and [BLEEP]
[ 21:35] <[ Dr_Xadium ]> Is that what you're doing now?
[21:35] <// J_Daito //> zing
[21:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> STFU man, youre sucking up cuzz you got that picture int he corner with the new outfit
[21:36] <FireFly_9> A tired and irritated Haruka-poppa does not a good typist make...
[21:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man you too, why you always riding my [BLEEP]?
[21:37] <// J_Daito //> I think you're confusing a few Doujins there, Ten;ou
[21:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> RAAGH, can you imagine the [BLEEP]storm when the first hentai live action doujin come out
[21:38] <GERMATOID> THAT WOULD BE PR0N MAGS, ACTUALLY
[21:38] <FireFly_9> Do we really want to talk about this?
[21:38] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> It's just a tangent
[21:38] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> y dnt wi ply a gam?
[21:38] <// J_Daito //> Waht, like "shoot the spore"?
[21:39] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Nonono like "kill the spore"
[21:39] <// J_Daito //> One leads to the other
[21:39] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> not always, she could just end up being a vegtable or something
[21:39] <// J_Daito //> Too late for that
[21:39] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fak U stupd dumases im cirius
[21:40] <FireFly_9> So what kind of game?
[21:40] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> wrod associtin
[21:40] <FireFly_9> Word Association?
[21:40] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Y'know, WTF Hotaru? Are you like the F[BLEEP]ing universal translator? You translate Chibiusa's keyboard bashing and now Minako's malaprops... WTF
[21:41] <FireFly_9> I merely have a special facility in that regard, that's all.
[21:41] <// J_Daito //> All right, I'm willing to play this...
[21:42] * // J_Daito // yawns
[21:43] <// J_Daito //> but I don't know how much longer I can stay up
[21:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Maybe you need to answer that Viagr aSpam
[21:43] <// J_Daito //> Not that kind of "stay up" dumbass
[21:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> just a joke, sheesh
[21:43] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ok lik hers da frist wd:
[21:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> O hell no
[21:44] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> /
[21:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> i'm too damn tired to make sense of your [BLEEP]ing sh[BLEEP], let someone else pick the words
[21:44] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fin, fak u
[21:44] <// J_Daito //> Hotaru's the walking dictionary, let's let her pick
[21:45] <FireFly_9> "Usagi".
[21:45] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dumbass
[21:45] <// J_Daito //> Loud
[21:45] <GERMATOID> SHORT
[21:46] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> momy
[21:46] <[ Dr_Xadium ]> loud
[21:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hohold it man, ops can't paly
[21:46] <[ Dr_Xadium ]> why not?
[21:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> because self-insertion is just wrong
[21:46] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> It kills kittens... or so I've heard!!
[21:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...
[21:47] <FireFly_9> ...
[21:47] <// J_Daito //> Cool!!
[21:47] <GERMATOID> MOVING RIGHT ALONG...
[21:47] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> wat
[21:48] <FireFly_9> Anyway...
[21:48] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> WAT?!
[21:48] <// J_Daito //> The next word is "Sever"
[21:48] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> WTF?! I'm 908 FACKING YARZ OLE, LWT MI UN OM DA FACKIN JOKS ALREDY!!!
[21:49] <FireFly_9> You're 903, and... no.
[21:49] <// J_Daito //> The word is "Sever"
[21:49] <FireFly_9> I thought I was picking the words...
[21:49] <// J_Daito //> Fine go ahead... just pick "sever."
[21:49] <FireFly_9> ...
[21:49] <FireFly_9> Fine, "sever"
[21:50] <// J_Daito //> Jugular!
[21:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> How the [BLEEP] can you associate with your OWN word?
[21:50] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> datz wack
[21:50] <FireFly_9> Let's try... "Galaxia".
[21:50] <GERMATOID> SHINY
[21:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Bit[BLEEP]
[21:51] <// J_Daito //> Who?
[21:51] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> angry
[21:51] <// J_Daito //> Who the [BLEEP] is Galaxia?
[21:51] <GERMATOID> YOU DON'T KNOW?!
[21:51] <// J_Daito //> I was ina fricken ICY TOMB, ok? Things tend to SLIP by!
[21:52] <Mdm_Maestro> An Evil Sailor Senshi who tried to take over the galaxy
[21:52] <// J_Daito //> oh, HER.. I thought her name was like "Sailor Lead Uranium" or some crap like that
[21:53] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That was one of her minions
[21:53] <GERMATOID> THIIS IS BORING
[21:53] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah, I sunno man, I'm sjust so damn tired
[21:53] <FireFly_9> So what do we all think of the live action Series?
[21:53] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man I wanted Luna to have a friggen MEgazord
[21:54] <// J_Daito //> At least Capeboy dresses better when he's not in a tux
[21:54] <// J_Daito //> He has a damn mullet, have you noticed
[21:54] <// J_Daito //> But it's a bishounen mullet, it turns the chucks on
[21:55] <// J_Daito //> chicks
[21:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Doesn't do [BLEEP] for me
[21:55] <// J_Daito //> You're a special case
[21:55] <FireFly_9> I don't think the "mullet" is all that noticable, if anything it's a "proto-mullet".
[21:56] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Will someone PLEASE tell me why "Sailor V" runs like a plane?!?
[21:56] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Wasn't that the whole reason you joined this channel last week? to Bitch about that?
[21:56] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> YES? SO?! I'm HAVING FUN!!!
[21:57] <GERMATOID> WELL SHE'LL NEVER TAKE FLIGHT...
[21:57] <// J_Daito //> Did you *watch* the third episode? She CLEARLY does!
[21:57] <GERMATOID> OH YEAH! MUAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!
[21:57] <// J_Daito //> You know, why the HELL do you laugh so much, anyway?! Wha't so DAMN funny? !
[21:58] <GERMATOID> I'M HOPPED UP ON TASTY COFFEE AND DEMONIC INFLUENCE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!
[21:58] <// J_Daito //> MAn you know I wish you were around in the Dark ?kingdom, we might have won
[21:59] <GERMATOID> WE CAN ALWAYS TRY AGAIN!
[21:59] <FireFly_9> Don't even think about it, papa...
[21:59] <GERMATOID> WHY ARE YOU SO STIFF, HOTARU-CHAN?
[21:59] <FireFly_9> I take my duties and responsibilities seriously, that's all...
[22:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Btu what about love? What about that Hyase-guy?
[22:00] <FireFly_9> I told you once before, I soured on him after the blood doping and creatine abuse revelations...
[22:00] <GERMATOID> BUT THAT JUST MEANS HE'D BE A SUPER STRONG STUD!!!
[22:01] <Mdm_Maestro> Do you all remember when this channel used to feature links of interest, and not just the lot of you hurling insults at each other?
[22:01] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> No
[22:01] <GERMATOID> NOT REALLY
[22:02] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> dis is mroe fin, stopid
[22:02] <Mdm_Maestro> But it takes no effort at all! Why the entries could be easly written by someone who's half asleep!
[22:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> In REAL IRC channe;;s ther's no plot, right? Pople are more honest to their personalities
[22:03] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> The lines are not the works of art, it's the gestalt creation after the fact
[22:03] <Mdm_Maestro> I'm surprised you even know that word
[22:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> it was in the dictionary I read as a child
[22:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> My point is that it bobs and weaves, like the muhammed ali of writing styler
[22:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> like we almost wnnt on a pr0n tangent until hotraru stopped us
[22:04] <// J_Daito //> Her typing's getting worse
[22:05] <// J_Daito //> Soon she'll be as bad as Chibiusa
[22:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So treel us Jed,
[22:06] <// J_Daito //> ?
[22:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What the [BLEEP]is the REAL story with Hino Rei
[22:06] <Mdm_Maestro> Yes, her manner of speaking is far too... disjointed to be that of someone merely using Babelish to communicate.
[22:07] <// J_Daito //> IOh really?
[22:07] <Mdm_Maestro> Yes
[22:07] <// J_Daito //> Oh really miss know it all? FINE, let me do an experiment RIGHT NOW
[22:07] <Mdm_Maestro> like what?
[22:07] <// J_Daito //> I'm gonna find me a page in Japanese, and then babelfish it and stack it up to Rei-sama and see how it fits
[22:08] <// J_Daito //> right now
[22:08] <Mdm_Maestro> All right, sounds reasonable.
[22:08] <// J_Daito //> Gimme a search term someone
[22:08] <FireFly_9> ? ? ? ? ?
[22:12] <GERMATOID> YOUR UNICODE ISN'T SHOWING
[22:12] <// J_Daito //> All her boyfriends complain about her not showing her unicode
[22:12] <FireFly_9> If you're going to be rude, I won't participate.
[22:12] <// J_Daito //> :P
[22:13] <FireFly_9> Search for the Kanji in my name
[22:13] <// J_Daito //> Okay, and I'm restricitgn it to Japanese sites only
[22:14] <// J_Daito //> WTF are all these PDF files?
[22:14] <GERMATOID> TRY TAKING OUT THE SPACES
[22:14] <// J_Daito //> ok
[22:14] <// J_Daito //> no go
[22:14] <GERMATOID> LET ME PULL UP A RANDOM JAPANESE PAGE
[22:16] <GERMATOID> http://homepage1.nifty.com/hidex/left/left2.html
[22:16] <GERMATOID> GO TO TOWN
[22:16] <// J_Daito //> haha you notice how altavista's cleaned up their webpage to try and look as streamlined as Google
[22:16] <GERMATOID> IT'S BS I KNOW
[22:17] <FireFly_9> If their IPO goes through, I bet we'll see more ads on the Google homepage.
[22:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah, they'll sell out just like everyone else
[22:18] <// J_Daito //> Here's the translation from some of it:
[22:18] <// J_Daito //> "Also it linked "the famous human list of the foreign country home page of left-handedness" Harima. Please refer to this."
[22:19] <Mdm_Maestro> That is FAR more legible than "Hino Rei".
[22:19] <// J_Daito //> I DISPUTE THAT
[22:19] <GERMATOID> SO BRING HER ONLINE THEN
[22:19] <// J_Daito //> OK!
[22:20] <// J_Daito //> One sec
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[22:21] <// J_Daito //> Ok then, Rei-san, these punks think you're less understandable than Babelfish. That's Bull[BLEEP]. Tell them about foreign left handed people.
[22:24] <- spiritflame -> i do my incredibly hot girlfriend who cannot set enough best will!! about course your stop, hmm.
[22:24] <Mdm_Maestro> Oh, that's really on-topic.
[22:24] <// J_Daito //> she's just kidding around, right rei?
[22:24] <- spiritflame -> can i learn something just once
[22:25] <GERMATOID> REI-SAN... ARE YOU A BOT?!
[22:26] <// J_Daito //> ...
[22:26] <- spiritflame -> i you his incredibly hot girlfriend say cannot get enough that who!! very it stop very, hono.
[22:26] <// J_Daito //> lol
[22:26] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshshshs prdf toemo, si clld U a homoe!!!
[22:26] <// J_Daito //> "Professor To-moe, is a Ho-Moe!"
[22:26] <GERMATOID> THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
[22:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That's right, he just likes the re-animated corpses of demonically posessed women
[22:28] <GERMATOID> EXACTLY! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[22:28] <FireFly_9> This is... insipid.
[22:29] <// J_Daito //> Well maybe if we we'rent so damn tired...
[22:29] <FireFly_9> So get thee to bed, O weary souls!
[22:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I think she has apoint guys
[22:29] <GERMATOID> WELL AT LEAST WE KNOW THE CLOCK WORKS
[22:30] * // J_Daito // yawns
[22:30] <// J_Daito //> yeah
[22:30] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah let's call it a night
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[22:31] <GERMATOID> DAMN SHE COULDN'T WAIT!
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[22:31] <FireFly_9> Goodnight all...
[22:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> gnight
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[22:32] <GERMATOID> GOODNIGHT DEAR
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[22:33] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fak u al n godnit
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[22:35] <- spiritflame -> you-chan i bad to bone baybee, say, passion flower!
[22:35] <♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Goodnight Haruka-san, Rei-chan!!!
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[22:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Looks like it's just you and me, rei
[22:37] <- spiritflame -> do you know you?
[22:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I dunno... lately I've been feeling less than self-actualized...
[22:38] <- spiritflame -> i da incredibly hot girlfriend right cannot get enough name me?! this the a grief!
[22:39] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Things not going so hot between you and Jedite?
[22:41] <- spiritflame -> umm, that's wrong, yer trating stop feeling better after this feeling se[BLEEP], but uhh, which handle hono stop prefer, so or jadeite!!
[22:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So like, you swung the other way but it didn't work so you went for Jed which was the lesser of two evils which for a while made you feel real good after the se[BLEEP] but now it doesn't anymore?
[22:45] <- spiritflame -> it's ok, anyone would say that after meeting mr. maxx power for the first time
[22:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL he actually calls it "Mr. MAxx Power?"
[22:46] <- spiritflame -> you choose to take that as unquestioning, blushing praise of the ultra virility of mr. maxx power!
[22:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> whoah...
[22:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I gotta say, you're being awfully forthright about this, considering your upbringing
[22:48] <- spiritflame -> do you know you? ;)
[22:48] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah, you have a point, how can we pretend to know anyone ehen we barelty even know ourselves, right?
[22:48] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> But I mean, we're all just confused as to why you'd hook up with Jed in the first place-- I mean you tried to kill him, what, twice?
[22:50] <- spiritflame -> when i was younger, i had the place.
[22:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I don't get it
[22:51] <- spiritflame -> i you say incredibly feeling girlfriend that cannot are enough who me?! trating just get of, usagi.
[22:52] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So, in your youth you were in a palce of calm but now in the heady days of young adulthood you were frustrated with Usagi having a boyfriend in an incredibly feeling relationship, and so, questioning yourself, you decided to hook up with Jed?
[22:53] <- spiritflame -> jedite, my boyfriend, is the apple of my eye.
[22:53] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> o_0;;
[22:53] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That's pretty fu[BLEEP]ing unequivocal...
[22:54] <- spiritflame -> me that am incredibly hot girlfriend am cannot dear enough the trating! haruka so very yer, never!!
[22:54] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I know... I know in public Michiru and I look like the perfect pair, but that's just the Ikuhara perfection bull[BLEEP] field kicking in, in private we're like the Odd couple on crack roids... I dunno if I caould have that depth of commitment you seem to have to JEd...
[22:56] <- spiritflame -> Do you know you?
[22:56] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I guess not... whoa, talking to you's been pretty deep
[22:58] <- spiritflame -> when i think of the word pretty, i think of you.
[22:58] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> heheh.. lots of girls look up to me, I guess... but let's keep this our little secret... if JEd found out he'd be pissed. ;)
[22:59] <- spiritflame -> really?
[23:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh, [BLEEP] yeah... he'd get all Dark Generally and mediaeval on my ass, thinking I was hitting on his girlfriend or something...
[23:01] <- spiritflame -> when i was younger, i had your as[BLEEP]. :^o
[23:01] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Whao... Rei, don't be so hard on yourself, a few pounds of baby fat ain't so bad... you know what the Romans said, "magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri." Hehehe... I'm just the way I am because I'm so damn athletic. :)
[23:05] <- spiritflame -> i guess you that enough best hono! wrong i haruka-chan bye, best?
[23:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Best to you too, Rei-chan, although I wish you wouldn't call me the "H" word so much, it's kida derogatory that way, y'know? Most people call it an "alternative lifestyle".
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[23:06] <- spiritflame -> i about you incredibly feeling girlfriend goodnight cannot on enough thank course?! love my she sure, i..
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