#329: “Ask the Suburban Senshi #3”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= Cry Havoc! =-'



<[ Dr_Xadium ]> Greetings, I'm Dr. Xadium, the Channel Op here at #Suburbansenshi, and today I'LL be hosting this edition of "Ask the Suburban Senshi"
<[ Dr_Xadium ]> But before we begin I'd like to send a special birthday shoutouts to someone I'm really a big fan of
<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> :)
<[ Dr_Xadium ]> Jeff Goldblum!
<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> ...
<[ Dr_Xadium ]> And let's not forget the incomprable
<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> ;>
<[ Dr_Xadium ]> Brian Boitano!
<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> ....
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> o sit dis dnt lok god
<[ Dr_Xadium ]> And now could we forget that special, special lady we all love and adore
<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> :) :)
<[ Dr_Xadium ]> Annette Funicello!!
<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Why the Heck are you Pecking on ME?!
<[ Dr_Xadium ]> Not to mention that famous Stooge, Curly Howard!!
<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> He's been Dead for centuries!!
<[ Dr_Xadium ]> And of course Timothy Leary, Christopher Lloyd, Zac Hanson and Jonathan Lipnicki
<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Who the HELL is Jonathan Lipnicki?
<[ Dr_Xadium ]> I dunno and I don't care. that's all the birthday greetings for today!!
<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> What did I ever do to YOU?!
<[ Dr_Xadium ]> Our first questions of the day come from KnightNephrite, who asks:

Someone already asked about Mako-chan, but you didn't directly answer the question, (at least that I could tell) so I'm gonna' ask it again. Why isn't Mako-chan part of the site here?


<FireFly_9> Well you see, Makoto-san is not an Outer Senshi. The Outer Senshi are the primary cast of Suburban Senshi...
<[ Dr_Xadium ]> As assembled by ME in my mighty fics
<FireFly_9> As assembled by Xadium in his marginally amusing tales...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Don't piss him off!
<FireFly_9> So, Makoto-san isn't part of our group here, although she might drop in every now and then...
<[ Dr_Xadium ]> Right, like Minako-san, who is *just visiting* and Rei-chan, who... well only Jedite knows what the hell's up with that.
<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> With fans like you I don't need Vicious homicidal obsessive murderer Otaku like in that Blue Prefect!!! Why are you so Ticked off at ME anyweay!?
<FireFly_9> Perfect Blue?
<[ Dr_Xadium ]> Irate, unjustifiable wrath brought to the fore due to the sullying of my heretofore spotless and immaculate reputation, with you as the catalyst for my castigation, perhaps?
<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> I need a Dictionary, static!!
<FireFly_9> "stat".
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Also, KnightNephrite, I kicked Mako's butt all over town that one time she dared to challenge my badass self (remember that episode? I was SO COOL) so she's not worthy to lick our boots here at Suburban Senshi
<Mdm_Maestro> Wasn't your arm almost paralyzed for a week after that skirmish? I mean, you had it tied up fairly tightly with your scarf..
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I just said that to get yer TLC, Babe... oh, the pain of Uranus
<// J_Daito //> I am *so* resisting temptation here
<Mdm_Maestro> Oh, how revolting! The both of you!

My second question is for Jed, Even though I am one, sort of, why is it that none of the Dark Generals ever got along with each other? (Sans for Zoicite and Kunzite)


<// J_Daito //> Well, being highly ambitious creatures of Great Evil (TM), we naturally competed with one another for the Top Spot in Beryl's Eyes... and don't be fooled by all the Lovey Dovey "Oh Kunzie, I want to be surrounded by flower petals when I die" crap Zoicyte was spewing... his punk [BLEEP] was just waiting for the right moment to take White Haired Loverboy DOWN, and I don't mean in the Yaoi way...
<[ Dr_Xadium ]> Thank you for traumatizing us all, Jed, with that spectacularly disgusting mental image.
<// J_Daito //> If it's so disgusting... how come like half the fandom worship them as some kind of Love Avatars? I swear, it's like all you have to do to get worshipped these days is deliberately date outside your gender-- that makes you "cool" and "with it"...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Stop Stereotyping! I've never been portrayed as "cool" and "With it!"
<// J_Daito //> Oh go back to racing your sports cars and flying around in your damn helicopters while the rest of us old fashioned folk WALK to work because we're not HIP enough to get the cool toys!!!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You TELEPORT everywhere, punk[BLEEP]!
<// J_Daito //> Bah! Climbing into a big fricken HOLE to get from point A to point B ain't as cool as it looks, lemme tell you!
<[ Dr_Xadium ]> Let's finish up the questions, shall we?

My final question is for Minako, I once saw a picture of the inner senshi paired off with the dark generals, Jed with Rei, Myself with Mako, Ami with Zoi and you with Kunzite. My question is this.....Having seen that somehow Jed's got Rei, have you ever entertained the thought of hooking up with Kunzite?


<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> But he's dead so that would be like Nemophilia or something... gross!!!!
<// J_Daito //> Oh, don't worry, we cover it ALL here...
<GERMATOID> IT'S NOT THAT BAD, REALLY!
<FireFly_9> Papa!
<GERMATOID> OF COURSE KAOLINITE II WAS TECHNICALLY RE-ANIMATED, BUT... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> ...
<[ Dr_Xadium ]> The next set is from Lady Delphi:

Hi there! In case you're interested, I actaully did my own guesses for who'd play the Senshi in a live-action feature a long time ago. (like late 98) ^^;; I came up with this:

Usagi: Mellissa Joan Hart
Haruka: Chloe Sevigny
Michiru: ?
Hotaru: Christina Ricci
Setsuna: Selma Hayak


Chibi Usa: an Olsen Twin
Jedite: Homeless guy I find off the street. (I need someone to match Jedite's superior and subtle acting ability)


So what do you think?



<Mdm_Maestro> Marvelous, everyone else gets to be played by a person, and I get represented by a *punctuation mark*. Story of MY LIFE...!
<// J_Daito //> Oh, I think I'm gonna get me some sweet, sweet Dark Kingdom bloody vengeance for that crack...
<FireFly_9> I totally concur with your choice. :)
<// J_Daito //> Goth Grrl! Goth Grrl!
<FireFly_9> I am NOT Goth!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i dnt tink iwnt 2 B an Olson tin, dey R 2 facking gagly n uncut nw, i lik tink dey ned 2 uz hether gram R watever her damn nam is 2 B mi se loks jst lik me

Here's one for Haruka and Michiru: What is your opinion of George W. Bush? And for Hotaru too, what do you think of his support of the "Protection of Marriage[/aka the nuclear family]" week?


<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Whoa, sorry, we made a promise a long long time ago not to get involved with political stuff on the blog
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> this was after Hotaru went way over the line during the Iraq war
<FireFly_9> Over the line? Over the LINE? Excuse me for pointing out the Lies and DECEPTION MONTHS before the press has actually started to "get it!" Had people LISTENED to the likes of me, hundreds of American lives would still be
* --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- yanks the keyboard away
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> See, she tends to get agitated like that, and it was pissing ppl off, so we decided to be politically agnostic here, no matter how boneheadedly retarded things actually are in fed.gov right now. Gomen nasai!

I have two questions for Sailor Pluto, if I could spare a moment of her time?
1. So how did you spend those thousands of years, between the Silver Millenium, and when the senshi were awakened again? Did you go to any wild parties in ancient Rome to pass the time?

2. Why didn't you just TELL Haruka & Michiru where the talismans were? That would have saved a lot of trouble. . . .



<Mdm_Maestro> Well, unfortunately, Setsuna can't be here, as Neo Queen Serenity has her permanently tethered to the Time Gate (she suspects her of using the Gate to make illicit visits to King Endymion), so she can't be here to answer your questions. But we can presume to speak for her.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yes, just as she presumes to get us in the [BLEEP] all the time.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> As for #1, She probably spent all her time ogling people through the gate, as she has no life
<Mdm_Maestro> And she probably was defining new ways and means to put our lives at severe risk
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Not to mention devising [BLEEP]ing riddles that no one can understand until it's too [BLEEP]ing late.
<Mdm_Maestro> As for #2, the answer is obvious... she was simply being Machiavellian
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> A sadistic Machiavellian [BLEEP].
<Mdm_Maestro> Sorry if we sound bitter
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> But WE ARE
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I SHOT myself cuz o' her!!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Setsuna with the enigmatic [BLEEP]ing smile
<GERMATOID> AND THE TASTY ICE CREAM! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> YEah she never shares that [BLEEP], the witch.
<[ Dr_Xadium ]> Next up, Koneko-chan has some questions:

First off, love Suburban Senshi, kicks serious arse.

Anyways my first question is for Haruka-san!

Haruka-san....*eyes a bit* what was the REAL purpose of the Usagi bot? Besides causing Jed to have an accute fear of extension cords and other electrical devices for all eternity.



<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Thanks for the kind words, I do my best to kick Ass 24/7!!
<// J_Daito //> But you usually end up just getting YOUR ass kicked.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> STFU you
<// J_Daito //> and I just want to say, Usagi-bot HAD NO EFFECT ON ME! NONE AT ALL, DAMMIT!
<Mdm_Maestro> I hear he hasn't been constipated in weeks. :)
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I think he still sits on an inflatable ring...
<// J_Daito //> RAHHHHHHHHH!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well I made Usagi-bot to kick people in Channel who were talking about live-action Sailor Moon... since it started off as just a software bot, there really couldn't have been anything Ecchi going on...
<GERMATOID> UMM, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE IRC'S *REALLY* USED FOR THESE DAYS, DO YOU?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ?
<FireFly_9> Papa!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> date rit babyee gif me al ov it mor mor yah uhhuh mm dat fels so god
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> o_O;;
<FireFly_9> Chibiusa!!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i wnt al da kokolate creem doenuts nw! mm det tatse so god!!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Err, I don't need a bot to keep me company, talking to Michi is just like talking to one!!
<Mdm_Maestro> Impertinent!!

Second Question:

Hotaru, did you ever consider just destroying your father's supplies so he CAN'T make any more..."moms" for you?



<FireFly_9> Heh.
<FireFly_9> What, do you think I overload the electrical grid with lamps because I can't tell when a line has hit capacity? :)
<GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S MY GIRL!!!
<FireFly_9> I love Papa, it's so hard to really irritate him :) But he has a seemingly infinite supply of money to draw upon, so I can't really stop him for long :(

Third Question!

Jed...Rei is really a bot isn't she? You tried to program one but couldn't I know it! Ruining Rei's name, how dare you...I hope she turns on you like the Usagi bot.

Well thanks! ^.^ Michiru, Hotaru, you both are uber coolness! ^__^*cheers, gives roses, yay yay* You too Haruka and heck even Chibi Usa! Hands Minako a book of proverbs*^.^



<// J_Daito //> SCANDALOUS UNFOUNDED LIES!!!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hmm...
<// J_Daito //> Rei-chan is my INCREDIBLY HOT Girlfriend who can't get ENOUGH of me! Isn't that right, Rei-chan?!
<- spiritflame -> i you girlfriend who cannot get enough say that!! food love your baby, bye?!
*** - spiritflame - [FireSoul@ip999.TA.edu.jp] has quit #suburbansenshi
<// J_Daito //> SEE?!
<FireFly_9> I wonder...
<// J_Daito //> What!? WHAT DO YOU WONDER?!
<FireFly_9> Nothing, nothing... sorry!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Thanks for the compliments BTW
<Mdm_Maestro> They are greatly appreciated.
<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Wow thanks for the Great Birthday Present!! At least SOMEONE gave me something good!!
<[ Dr_Xadium ]> Are you impugning the quality of the official uniform of Team Suburban Senshi, Aino?!
<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Aino..!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Sh[BLEEP]t he's pissed...
<[ Dr_Xadium ]> Don't all of you think I've forgotten my dark promise! Verily, even now the Sword of Damocles doth hang high above thine heads! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dammit, I thought he'd forgot!
<[ Dr_Xadium ]> Answer the next set of questions, Ten'ou.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I am not one to be getting pissed with, Xadium... unless it's the British kind of pissed.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ooh, the next question is from GKScotty (who says he doesn't have a trek related handle)...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So like, when can you beam me up? hahahaha
<// J_Daito //> Damn, can you PLEASE get to the question!

To Haruka
Which of the following would you NOT be able to kill if the fate of the world depended on it?



<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> HEhehe


Azumanga's Chiyo



<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'd crush that precocious uber-kawaii brat in moments... I'd probably use screwdriver to poke out her giant eyes, and then eat her ponytails before they could fly off
<// J_Daito //> Whoa, I'M the evil torturemaster here... ME.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Lemme have some fun, punk!


Card Captor Sakura's Tomoyo



<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'd kill that creepy Vouyeristic midget on *principle* even if the word wasn't at stake... maybe a pipe bomb in the camera housing... or slow asphyxiation with Cyanide... yeah, Cyanide....
<// J_Daito //> I am beginning to fear here.


Ranma 1/2's Kasumi




<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Axe to the head, Lizzy Borden Style no sweat. SAY "OH MY" TO THAT, FREAK!!!


Di Gi Charat's Puchiko



<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "World Shaking" to the face... aww yeah-pyo!


Excel Saga's Menchi



<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'd eat it's punk ass FOR BREAKFAST!
<FireFly_9> I think that's rather the point of Menchi...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yes, well..


Peanuts' Linus Van Pelt



<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Piano-playing wannabe Haruka mother[BLEEP]er, I'd run him over with my car... 12 times.


The Wachowski Brothers



<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'd use a gun but they got that bullet time crap going on so I'd have to replicate like Agent Smith and then beat them down like a freakish Mutated Elron on Roids.


Dragonball's Mr Satan



*** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is listening to Bruce Falconer - Wrestling Rock with Lead.mp3
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh, come ON, you know it's Physically impossible for ANYONE to kill Mr. Satan! He's the baddest man ALIVE! He saved the world from Cell, you know! Damn, even Son Goku couldn't do THAT! Man, if the fate of the world was at stake, it would be HE who would be doing the killing, not ME! HOOOOOOOOOOO!
<// J_Daito //> It' true, I doubted the power of Mr. Satan, but what I saw at the last Budokai has changed me into a true believer. HO!
<[ Dr_Xadium ]> "Bri" asks:

Curious question, where's Setsuna-sama at? And you guys know the musicals riiiight? Let just say you do. Who's your favorite actor that has portrayed you?


<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> We covered Setsuna already, so you know the answer to that one... as for the actors well.... I know Nao because Nao plays me... I haven't paid attention to the others, to be honest.
<// J_Daito //> I was in a cave for years, so I've never really seen these SeraMyu things
<Mdm_Maestro> I hate musicals, they make absolutely no sense.
<GERMATOID> I LIKE EVERYONE!!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> man lik dere wuz 2 of mi n dat wuz badas i wunder if i kan clon myslef n mak 2 of mi 2 den dis chanel wuld bi 2ice az phun!!
<FireFly_9> The sad truth is, we haven't really been paying that close attention to the various personalities behind the Sera Myu... gomen ne.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Our next set of questions are from Cyborgmoon:

What Sailor Moon "crossover" fanfic, if any, would each of you like to see written or erased out of existence?


<FireFly_9> Any ones where I "cross over" into a relationship with other Senshi.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> All those Ranma crossover attempts
<// J_Daito //> No, the DBZ ones are worse, they're almost never written by people who understand the shows
<Mdm_Maestro> I find fanfiction meaningless and puerile.
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i lik ent 2 eraz al fanfak crosovrs dat dnt feture mi beng da hroe!!

If any of you like the rock band KISS, which is your favorite member and song?


<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I don't think you're gonna find much KISS support here
<// J_Daito //> It's not that we hate them (well Kaioh does, she hates all rock by default) we just don't listen to 'em
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Although they sent a demon to WCW once and that roxx0red
<// J_Daito //> (snorts)

What are you guys going to masquerade as for Halloween (if you survive the current storyline)?


<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> The Bride from Kill Bill
<Mdm_Maestro> I find Halloween to be frivolous and pointless.
<// J_Daito //> My own bad self.
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> supr sailer chibmon!
<// J_Daito //> Which is basically a radioactive pokemon in sailor fuku
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> FAK u Geydite u stopid bran ded mron!
<FireFly_9> Pollyana.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WTF?!
<FireFly_9> I am NOT goth and I shall PROVE it!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I want [BLEEP]ing pictures of that.
<[ Dr_Xadium ]> I'd take them but then someone would look at them the wrong way and then say a darkened fabric splotch is a piece of brain material and then they'd accuse me of being a dismemerment sicko freak and then I'd have to get ALL PISSED AND UNLEASH MY VENGEANCE UPON THE CURSED EARTH!!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> kuso...
<GERMATOID> IF ANYONE'S INTERESTED I'M GOING AS HANNIBAL LECTER! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

This question is for Jedite: Can you give me any tips on how to become a STUDMASTA like you?


<// J_Daito //> Sorry man, you gots ta have da Dark General touch. Yah, that wicked way with da Laydeez...
<FireFly_9> Good grief.

This question is for Haruka: In your opinion, which driver is the better of the two, Jeff Gordon or Tony Stewart?


<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Stewart.
<// J_Daito //> WTF you don't even WATCH NASCAR! You always said they were inferior compared to the circuits you were in!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Gordon.
<// J_Daito //> Stop [BLEEP]ing bluffing and admit your ignorance, Ten'ou!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Rule #1, "STUDMASTA"... never admit your ignorance.
<Mdm_Maestro> Yes you have that rule because otherwise you'd be admitting little ELSE.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> :P

My last question is for Minako: Can I have YOUR phone number? ;-)


<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Sure! My # is--
*** [ Dr_Xadium ] has kicked ♥ Cést la Vie ♥ from #suburbansenshi (REASON: All for Xadium!)
<[ Dr_Xadium ]> Now we move on to our last set of questions for the day, from YingGirl... who made some very *amusing* remarks about certain images that USED to grace the blog
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Uh-oh, I think that was the straw that broke the Camel's back...
<[ Dr_Xadium ]> One here I'm not gonna dignify... except to SAY IT'S NOT LINGERIE DAMMIT IT'S JUST BLACK AND SHINY!
<[ Dr_Xadium ]> Do *I* go around on newsgroups begging artists to make me pictures of Minako in Lingerie like certain others do for certain other Senshi?! NO. TRY TO DO SOMETHING ARTISTIC, AND--
<// J_Daito //> Uh oh, I think he's gonna pop something
<[ Dr_Xadium ]> GAH! This session's OVER! IT'S TIME FOR MY BLOODY VENGEANCE TO BE DROPPED UPON THE WORLD!!!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> This isn't gonna be more of that lame-ass "live action" BS you started but never finished, is it?
<[ Dr_Xadium ]> RAH!!!
* [ Dr_Xadium ] points at Haruka VEGITA style
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ooh! Am I supposed to be SCARED? !
<// J_Daito //> Are you Suicidal, Ten;ou!? STFU!!!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> No I think he's full of bull[BLEEP]!
<[ Dr_Xadium ]> Oh yeah?!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> YEAH!
<[ Dr_Xadium ]> Oh yeah!!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> YEAH, MOTHER[BLEEP]ER! I'M CALLIN' YOU OUT! DO YOUR WORST!
<[ Dr_Xadium ]> Very well. Taste my WRATH!!! THE WRATH OF XADIUM!!!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'm waiting...
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<BLK_5T4LLi0N> Yo if it ain't da Suburban Senshi
<BLK_5T4LLi0N> The wussa[BLEEP] punks I'm gonna munch like Menchi
<BLK_5T4LLi0N> Dats rite da man is back
<BLK_5T4LLi0N> Da sexy white stallion who's heart is black
<BLK_5T4LLi0N> So enough of this pu[BLEEP]y footin' around
<BLK_5T4LLi0N> I'm here to take all you punk bi[BLEEP]hes down!
<BLK_5T4LLi0N> WORD LIFE!
* [ Dr_Xadium ] plays the Buu Saga episode cliffhanger music from DBZ
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Holy s[BLEEP]t
<// J_Daito //> HorseBoy's back
<FireFly_9> I was wondering when HE would arrive...
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> oohooh itz mi luvr mn!!
<GERMATOID> THAT'S NOT A MAN!
<[ Dr_Xadium ]> Have fun, all... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

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Xadium-chan! YOU unleashed Helios?

*the picture snapes into focus*

Moonstar [e-mail] • 06/09/04 10:03pm

I think Claudia Christian would make a KILLER Michiru!

Call Me Al [e-mail] • 10/24/03 08:35pm

I was curious to Haruka's reaction to being played by Chloe Sevigty. She is this gorgeous model/actress, who looked *just like* Haruka in "If these Walls Would Talk 2". (those walls would say there were a lot of freaking lesbians living in that house. -_- Loved the first arc and Chloe, but coulda done w/out the rest of that...)

As for an actress for Michiru. . . . try as I might I can't think of someone in Hollywood who can play her best! ^^;;

Lady Delphi [e-mail] • 10/24/03 11:41am

You need to make a note somewhere requesting people read the original fanfics as they clearly don't understand what the blog is about if they're asking where Pluto or Mako is.

Maybe make an "About this blog" blurb...

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