#322: “Ask the Suburban Senshi #1”

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* // J_Daito // is now known as // TV's J_Daito //
<// TV's J_Daito //> Well everyone, welcome to the first ever edition of "Ask the Senshi", the scandalous no video of the IRC chat channel world!
<FireFly_9> I object to the title graphic...
<// TV's J_Daito //> Why, is it too "graphic"?
* Rimshot
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah, why do WE get beat up?
<// TV's J_Daito //> I AM ASKING THE QUESTIONS HERE!!
<FireFly_9> Marvelous, it's the standard "Doctor Who Villain Interrogation technique #9"
<// TV's J_Daito //> RESISTANCE IS USELESS! Now let's get to the first question, shall we?
<// TV's J_Daito //> Our first set of inquisitive interrogatories comes from GKScotty
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Heheh "beam me up"
<Mdm_Maestro> How very droll
<// TV's J_Daito //> Now these are some good questions, so listen up

To all the Suburban Senshi except Jadeite... If PGSM got as far as the S season, which actors/actresses would you like to see portray you? Or would you sooner go down in a blaze of glory?


<// TV's J_Daito //> Ok, before they answer, I'd just like to point out that I am *not* a Suburban Senshi. I am a Suburban *Dark General*. Thank you
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Uhh I want to portray myself, of course... as if anyone could do as good a job at portraying me as me. Of course, if I absolutely *had* to pick someone, I guess I'd have to go with Nao Takagi from the Sera Myu
<Mdm_Maestro> Gah look at that front page picture, she dresses as badly as you do in the Manga, Haruka
<// TV's J_Daito //> Nao Nao, let's not be mean... heh
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And WHAT exactly is wrong with my Manga dress sense?
<Mdm_Maestro> It's just so 80's skank leather
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hloy sit mirichru sed sknk!!
<Mdm_Maestro> It's a word like any other
<// TV's J_Daito //> Look, can the rest of you answer the question please?
<GERMATOID> WELL I WANT TO BE PLAYED BY SIR ANTHONY HOPKINS IN CREEPY CANNIBAL MODE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
<FireFly_9> I'm not seeing the resemblance, papa.
<GERMATOID> IT'S MORE ABOUT THE ATTITUDE, DEAR! CREEPY CEREBRALISM IS IN!
<Mdm_Maestro> Well I could only be portrayed by someone of infinite class and sophistication-- since, however, the question seems to demand that I pick someone other than myself, I say Katherine Hepburn
<// TV's J_Daito //> She's pushin' up daisies, Kaioh
<Mdm_Maestro> Barbara Streisand.
* --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- pukes
<// TV's J_Daito //> Chubby Loser, I mean Chibiusa?
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fak u fakking gdam sumbatch geydite!!!
<// TV's J_Daito //> Obviously she wants to be played by Joe Pesci
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> FAK U i wnt 2 B plyed bi Umer Thuman!!
<FireFly_9> Uma Thurman?!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> WTF U supized 4? she loks Xactlee fackin lik mi!!
<FireFly_9> Good Grief...
<// TV's J_Daito //> Your turn, Hotaru
<FireFly_9> Oh my, this is so embarrassing...
<FireFly_9> Christina Ricci
<// TV's J_Daito //> Addams family?
<// TV's J_Daito //> You goth girl you
<FireFly_9> I'm not goth...
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> if it woks like a duk, tlaks like a duk n kaks lik a duk itz a got
<// TV's J_Daito //> heh
<//TV's J_Daito //> Okay, the next question from GKScotty
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "Beam me up", get it?

To everyone
Which Azumanga Daioh character are you?



<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yukari-Sensei... except I drive perfectly and never lose at bets
<Mdm_Maestro> "Drive perfectly"-- hah!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> 40 racing trophies agree!
<Mdm_Maestro> Only because there you're driving in little circles all day! Get her on the road and it might as well be an urban demoltion derby!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Bull[BLEEP]!!
<Mdm_Maestro> Oh yes? Then why don't you tell everyone what happened to the Yellow car?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WTF you talking about, Millis?
<Mdm_Maestro> I'll tell you all a secret-- we've only ever had the one car... first there was a yellow one, then she destroyed it, then there was a black one, then she destroyed it, and then she bought another yellow one.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Screw you, Galaxia blew up the black one!!
<FireFly_9> I always thought the black one was Setsuna-momma's?
<Mdm_Maestro> That was a lie, dear.
<FireFly_9> ...
<Mdm_Maestro> I of course would be Kurosawa-sensei, the only stabilizing force in the whole show, needed to keep the idiotic Yukari in line. Although I certainly wouldn't sound like the effete Mizuno Ami.
<FireFly_9> I think I would most be like Sakaki-san, although not as athletic... ^_^;;
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So you'd like to kidnap feral cats and lie about their lineage?
<FireFly_9> ...
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> well i'm cheesaki-sun, of crose Bcuz i'ma facking supargenus n evre1 nos it!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Bah if anything you're that Osaka chick
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I mean you're short, insane and just as zoned out
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> materfacker dnt mak mi cum ovr dere!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Bring it on runt!
<GERMATOID> I AM OF COURSE CHIYO-CHI CHI!
<FireFly_9> The cat thing that only exists in Sakaki's imagination?
<GERMATOID> IT HAS POWERS... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> wtf mn UR on cack, i kno whoo U R, UR dat prevert wit da funki glases n da droling mout dats alwaz opn lik an isocles trangle!
<GERMATOID> WELL I DO LIKE TO WATCH THE GIRLS! MUAHAHAHAH!
<FireFly_9> Papa?!
<GERMATOID> ANY OF YOU LADIES WANT TO PLAY "TWISTER"? MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
<// TV's J_Daito //> I am Sengoku-sensei, the most arrogant ass[BLEEP] on the faculty (who not coincidentally is a Chiba Mamoru dead ringer)
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That's Kodocha, dumbass
<// TV's J_Daito //> ...
<// TV's J_Daito //> Just testing you, Ten'ou-- excellent reflexes. I am Kamineko, the vicious alleycat. Of course unlike the show's Kamineko, I would have sucked the energy out of that stupid Maya and made it my personal slave!
<// TV's J_Daito //> Ok, another question from GKScotty
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yoyoyo, so like when can you "Beam Me Up" man?
<// TV's J_Daito //> ...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You know, with your like, teleprompter?
<FireFly_9> TRANSPORTER!

Since I apparantly can't ask Minako directly, could you ask her how she feels about her PGSM self getting to be an Idol before the series even starts?


<// TV's J_Daito //> I'm sorry, we don't allow questions to the inferior Senshi here
<[ Dr_Xadium ]> I have here a Jumbo Jet on Taxi waiting to crush the life out of blasphemous infidels.
<// TV's J_Daito //> Yes, well, I suppose we can bend the rules this once.
*** ♥ Cést la Vie ♥ [GldnGoddess@ip6942.ai.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Well I had to work my way up in the anime until I passed that Audition in Stars, you know, so I kinda made it to king of the mill Already!!!! But As for my Live Action wannabe doubleganger!? I hate it!! And not because I'm green with Jaundice or anything like that!! She's so famous but she's so tactless!!
<FireFly_9> "Tacky", I think you mean, Minako-san...
<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> I mean Look at her hideous Cowgirl Getup, she looks like some kind of hick Rodeo clown who couldn't afford Shorts so she Bobbitted her own Jeans with a pair of scissors!!! She spreads a plague on the good name of Aino Minako!!! And she runs like a biped plane!
<FireFly_9> "Biplane"
<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> If she goes any faster as Sailor V she'll launch into orbit!! But that would be GOOD because then she'd be out of sight and out of mine!! My reputation that is!! And I would be FREE to reclaim my throne as the Fantastically Entertaining Beautiful Senshi of Love! The first Sailor Soldier of the Modern Age!!
<Mdm_Maestro> Ahem, that was *me*
<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Excuse me?!!
<Mdm_Maestro> I was hunting Daimon long before Sailor V "made the scene" and I awakened Haruka, so I was first
<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> I don't know how you "Awakened" Haruka-san, Michiru-san, but I dispute your hypothesis!! I was the original that broke the mold!!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> no U didnt the mlod is stil in yer bran bambo!!
<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Chibiusa-chan if I wasn't Friends with your Mother I'd Slap you!!!
<//TV's J_Daito //> Please do, I'm sure Neo-Queen Stupidity won't mind much
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Umm, don't we have more questions?
<//TV's J_Daito //> Oh yeah... sorry girls, the catfight will have to wait... GKScotty's last question is
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I canna take much morea this, cap'n!!!
<// TV's J_Daito //> ...

To Prof Tomoe
Have you ever considered making little mind controlled robots that fight?



<GERMATOID> NO, BUT I HAVE CONSIDERED MAKING REALLY *BIG* ROBOTS THAT FIGHT! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
<// TV's J_Daito //> I suppose that was obvious... moving right along
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Thanks for your questions, Mr. Scott!
<// TV's J_Daito //> That's not the right handle, idiot!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> But it's so funny!!
<// TV's J_Daito //> Only to you, Ten;ou... only to you.
<// TV's J_Daito //> Our next question is from Saiyajedi
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> POWER UP YOUR KI AND FEEL THE FORCE!
<Mdm_Maestro> Or in your case, Haruka, "try to power up your ki and feel the farce"
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> nnnonon if its lik DBC den U tri 2 pwr up n fel da FURT! HSHSHSHSHSSHHS
<// TV's J_Daito //> And you *are* that fart, Chibi-oozer. The flatulent emission of Tsukino Usagi

Okay, this one's directed at Dr. Tomoe...

I was just wondering, with you being a man of science, how you felt about Sir Isaac Newton being cast in the role of a villain in Vision of Escaflowne. Did you feel that this was an outrage, or were you (being a villain yourself) happy to be in the company of such a prestigious personality?



<GERMATOID> ... I'M BLANKING ON ESCAFLOWNE
<FireFly_9> Need some "tasty coffee" papa?
<GERMATOID> IT'S BEEN A LONG NIGHT AT THE LAB, DEAR
<GERMATOID> HIT ME
<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> I think Mr. Jedi means the Professor who liked to play Chess during Nuclear Wars!!
<FireFly_9> Professor Falken?
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> wuld U lik 2 pay a gam?!
<//TV's J_Daito //> Yes I would, it's called "whack a spore"
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> go wack yer spor in privat prevert
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Schwing
<GERMATOID> AHH HERE WE GO, IT'S EMPEROR DORNKIRK HE MEANS
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dornkirk! I wonder if he commands GKScotty!
<FireFly_9> ...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Get it? Kirk? Scotty? Huhuhuhuh?
<Mdm_Maestro> Why don;t you go crawl back into that bottle of sake, dear?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Who says I haven't already, huhuhuh? Want to crawl in with me?
<FireFly_9> Good grief...
<Mdm_Maestro> Don't believe your own fanfic PR, Haruka.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> pthh
<GERMATOID> OK GETTING TO THE QUESTION
<GERMATOID> I WAS OUTRAGED, OF COURSE! THAT THEY WOULD PICK NEWTON, THAT *HACK*, WHILE *I* WAS AVAILABLE!!!
<FireFly_9> Papa...
<GERMATOID> I MEAN WHAT DID IZZY NEWTON EVER DO BESIDES MAKE APPLES FALL OFF TREES? SO HE FIGURED OUT WHERE PLANETS WOULD BE IN THE SKY, AND MADE A TORTURE SYSTEM FOR MATHS STUDENTS
<FireFly_9> I take it you mean Calculus?
<GERMATOID> HERE I AM ADVANCING THE CAUSE OF FORCED GENETIC MUTATION AND SUPER EVOLUTION, BRINGING THE VERY WORLD TO THE BRINK OF EXTINCTION
<FireFly_9> That's not something to be proud of, papa...
<GERMATOID> OH REALLY? DID NOT EVERYONE TREMBLE AT THE SIGHT OF THE MIGHTY MASTER PHARAOH 90 AS HE SHOOK THE WORLD?!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Uhh, no...
<Mdm_Maestro> No one got to see him.
<GERMATOID> WHA?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That's right, your punk [BLEEP] was knocked out at the time, right? Man, all we got to see was this big red blobby thing
<GERMATOID> ...
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> yah n den lik it mad a fw noses and scramed den dsiapaereded.
<FireFly_9> I dispatched it quickly.
<GERMATOID> OH, HOTARU, YOU RUINED THE WHOLE THING! NO WONDER NO ONE SALUTES MY VILLANY! I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO FATTEN UP MASTER PHARAOH 95-CHAN NOW!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> But you gave him that stomach knot operation, remember?
<GERMATOID> OH YEAH... DAS FUKENSLAMMER!
<FireFly_9> huh?
<GERMATOID> JUST CURSING IN FAUX PSUEDOGERMAN DEAR
<FireFly_9> Uhh, watch your language, papa?
<GERMATOID> SO ANYWAY, I DON'T KNOW, I SUPPOSE I SHOULD BE GLAD A MAN OF SCIENCE WAS FINALLY PORTRAYED IN A POSITIVE LIGHT
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> He wanted to smash everything in his way!
<GERMATOID> HE WAS A RISK TAKER, A DARER, A DREAMER... YES, I GUESS HE WAS OK! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!
<GERMATOID> BUT IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!!!
<FireFly_9> Oh dear...
<// TV's J_Daito //> And our last question for the day comes from YingGirl, who incidentally has her own comic on these Genvid servers in case you didn't know
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh yeah like you read it you lazy [BLEEP]
<// TV's J_Daito //> I'm a Dark General, I make no excuses and tell no lies! I read it religiously
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So what's the name of the comic then?
<// TV's J_Daito //> "Everybody loves Zero?"
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Busted
<//TV's J_Daito //> "Death Mecha and Legolas the Next Generation?"
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...
<// TV's J_Daito //> "HARUKA DIES, THE STILLFRAME ANIMATION?!"
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> It's There goes the Neighborhood, dumbass!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> wich is wat dey sey evry tim dey see geydite, "dere goez da neiborhod dumas"
<// TV's J_Daito //> A-ha-ha I see this has all been an elaborate joke at my expense. WELL I AM MAKING THE JOKES HERE!!
<// TV's J_Daito //> YingGirl's question is:

I'm just wondering since I posted a comic about it, I would like to know how you feel after hearing that more people would raither see the final installment of Lord of the Rings than the Matrix.

And, in your own oppinion what movie triology do you like: Matrix or Lord of the Rings?



<GERMATOID> TYPICAL ANTI-SCIENCE BIAS IN TODAY'S SLACK UNINTELLIGENT YOUTH. THEY'D RATHER SEE A BUNCH OF SLACK JAWED MIDGETS TRY TO DROP A RING IN A CALDERA THAN EXPLORE THE FRIGHTFUL INTRICACIES OF A VIRTUAL REALITY ENFORCED SYMBIOSIS
<// TV's J_Daito //> Ahh the Matrix is crap, bring on the monsters. If I want to see Keanu Reeves I'll go rent Bill and Ted. The Matrix is just re-worked Gnostic BS anyway, I get enough of this [BLEEP] from Hino-jiji
<FireFly_9> I think that people misunderstood the second matrix movie, expecting it to be like the first, and when it wasn't they soured on it, whilst Lord of the Rings is more of the same, and thus "safer" for them
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well who the heck really wanted to see Neo and Trinity... you know
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> dong wat U2 du in a facs al da tim?
<// TV's J_Daito //> Man, lots of fanboys I think wanted that
<FireFly_9> It was excess, I admit, but it was also a message about the dichotomy between the sacred and the profane...
<// TV's J_Daito //> Suuure it was
<FireFly_9> Well when contrasted with the goings on outside their room...
<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> I think Keanu-sama is COOOL!!!!!
<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> But so is Orlando-sama!!!!
<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> I'm caught in the arms of a Dilemma!!!!
<FireFly_9> That's "hor... oh, nevermind.
<Mdm_Maestro> I don't care much for filmed entertainment so I have no opinion
<// TV's J_Daito //> Oh one of those "I don't watch TV let me rub your noses in it" types eh?
<Mdm_Maestro> Well I don't, and and it makes me a better person for it.
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> I tink dat lik bot mvies R 2 log and coplicatd n i dnt bame ppl 4 not lik wating 2 see da marixz cux how da fak cn U remember sit wdat hapens in der n its 2 wird lik ppl et pi n dey gt alll hrony n sit it maks no ses i man i udersad it a lil i put sit in papas fod so hed get hit 4 me but den pu ets it n se goes aftr papa n tings get mesy so i duno
<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> ...
<FireFly_9> ...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I think it makes sense, i mean, MAtrix is more of the same, explosion, bullet time, WAH-WAAAH musical sting, CGI, kung-fu, blamblam "I'll get you Neo" "HAAHA no you won't Agent Smith" Bitchslap smackdown fade to black rage against the machine... no wait, it doesn't make sense, who the [BLEEP] wouldn't want to see that!?
<// TV's J_Daito //> So which trilogy do you prefer?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Matrix
<Mdm_Maestro> I hate them all
<GERMATOID> MATRIX
<FireFly_9> From a philosophical Standpoint, Matrix, from an entertainment standpoint LoTR.
<// TV's J_Daito //> Spineless Equivocator.
<FireFly_9> :P
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i lik da 1 were kenu revs wuz nekkid
<// TV's J_Daito //> Lord of the Rings, Sauron Rules
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You hardly SEE his ass!
<//TV's J_Daito //> That's better than seeing Reeves's!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> But I thought you...
<// TV's J_Daito //> NOT ME, ZOICITE, YOU DUMBASS!!
<♥ Cést la Vie ♥> Lord of the Rings!!!!
<// TV's J_Daito //> Well, that's it for this edition of "Ask the Suburban Senshi"-- thanks to GKScotty (SHUT UP HARUKA), Saiyajedi (SHUT UP HARUKA) and YingGirl for their questions! Remember, if you have a question for Ask the Senshi, just send it to us at Ask the Suburban Senshi! We'll make you famous... or at least quasi infamous. :) Remember to specify what handle you'd like us to refer to you as when we answer your question! Later!

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