#318: “The Hottest in VIDEO GAME Action!”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= My dad bought me this for $55 new back in the 80's =-'
<// J_Daito //> I've got the best game EVER
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What is it? Max Payne 2, the fall of Max Payne?
<GERMATOID> THE HIGHLY ILLEGAL HALF-LIFE 2 SOURCE CODE LEAK?
<// J_Daito //> Better! It's Bruce Lee!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man unless a game requires a 6 million dollar video card and more memory than god to play i'm just not interested
<// J_Daito //> But it's Bruce LEE... the one human I RESPECT
<// J_Daito //> Bruce Lee... the mighty
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man next you'll be pimping Boulder Dash
<// J_Daito //> Ahh, Boulder Dash....
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> http://boulder.cl4.org/doll.jpg
<// J_Daito //> Umm... WTF is that
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Rockford, you know, the hero in Boulder Dash
<// J_Daito //> You're [BLEEP]ting me... Rockford's HUMAN?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well WTF did you think?!
<// J_Daito //> I thought he was some kind of cat-creature
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...
<// J_Daito //> IS THIS A HUMAN BEING?!
<// J_Daito //> http://crashonline.org.uk/12/images/boulder1.gif
<GERMATOID> HAHAHAH 4-BIT GRAPHICS
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well it does kinda look like a cat... but it's supposed to be a boy
<// J_Daito //> ...
<// J_Daito //> I'm [BLEEP]ing traumatized... all these years I thought Rockford was an animal...
<// J_Daito //> THANK YOU SO MUCH, HARUKA TEN'OU, FOR DESTROYING MY CHILDHOOD!!!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> heh. anytime
* // J_Daito // crawls off somewhere to die slowly
<GERMATOID> IF YOU THINK THAT'S BAD, CHECK THIS OUT!
<GERMATOID> http://www.egmmag.com/article2/0,4364,1338730,00.asp
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Whazzis?
<GERMATOID> KIDS OF TODAY REVIEW CLASSIC VIDEOGAMES OF YESTERDAY
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "Brian: It takes this whole console just to do Pong?" ROFL
<// J_Daito //> STFU
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "Tim: What? There's no power-ups in Pong. The concept of a power-up hadn't been invented yet."
<FireFly_9> "Becky: It looks like a Mario that got run over by a car" <- Donkey Kong
<GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> lmao this is great
<// J_Daito //> You realize they'll be saying that shi[BLEEP] about us in a few years...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> We're not a video game, Jed
<// J_Daito //> Just you wait... :<
<Mdm_Maestro> "Kirk: I'm sure everyone who made this game is dead by now."
<Mdm_Maestro> Replace "game" with "anime" and you have our epitaph in a nutshell
<FireFly_9> Thank you for the depressing coda.
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That is seriously messed up, I'm tellin' ya.
I mean, who do these spores think they are?

Mars • 10/19/03 07:48pm

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