#317: “MiST - PGSM Episode 2”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= We deny everything =-'
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hi everybody, I'm Ten'ou Haruka and these are my friends Jedite, Hotaru, Chibiusa and Professor Tomoe (and I guess Michiru). Welcome to the IRC Channel of Love.
<// J_Daito //> We're getting a message from the Mad Dr. X...
<[ Dr_Xadium ]> Hello, my peons!
<[ Dr_Xadium ]> Well the screenshot fairy as very good to me this week, sending me a whole batch of interesting pictures.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I hope they're not of pregnant anthromorphs again, cuz I gotta tell ya, I've been having nightmares for a week now
<[ Dr_Xadium ]> Not compared to the nightmares you're GOING to have! Since everyone apparently has no idea what a REAL parody sub should be like, your movie this week will be the second episode of Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon!
<// J_Daito //> Yes! More delicious ME!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> But I wanna keep the blog PGSM free!
<FireFly_9> We've got movie sign!



<// J_Daito //> I'm gangsta Usagi, and I be back, my message-- tentacle rape subs are whack, yo! WORD
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What's Naru drinking back there?
<FireFly_9> Having to hear Usagi sing karaoke would drive anyone to drink



<// J_Daito //> In the name of DISCO, it's Sailor Moon!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Notice how she's symbolically crushing the United States underfoot
<GERMATOID> AND TRYING TO SCRAPE IT OFF HER LEFT BOOT



<// J_Daito //> Gawrsh, um so lucky i gots dis job as Sailer Moon
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> (Director) "I really hate it when people try to portray Tsukino Usagi using The Method".



<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Youma gives Sailor Moon the finger...
<GERMATOID> WHAT IS "YOUMA'S" NAME, ANYWAY?
<// J_Daito //> We didn't give them names this time out, they'd just keep repeating them over and over again anyway, it was such a PITA
<GERMATOID> TELL ME ABOUT IT!



<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hay sailer mon ships 4t da sam tiy stir i d0
<// J_Daito //> Hmm wonder if they will be marketing any "bleeding Chibiusa" dolls
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fak u sum of a batch



<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "Yeah, I know Jed looks like a pimp but what can ya do?
<// J_Daito //> I DO NOT LOOK LIKE A PIMP!!!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Sorry
<// J_Daito //> You better be!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> YOU LOOK LIKE A PIMP WItH BAD TEETH!
<// J_Daito //> RARRGH!



<// J_Daito //> "Wow! Das Wunder fuku really does increase the size of my bust!"
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> preech 1t sizta!



<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Wheeee!
<GERMATOID> PROPELLED BY EXPLOSIVE FLATULENCE, IT'S SAILOR MOON!!



<// J_Daito //> Such... Olympian Gravitas
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "im trying my best not to look clueless, ma'am"
<// J_Daito //> Hey!



<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "So, you're telling me, with this pile of dog poop I can bring darkness to the world."
<// J_Daito //> I've seen worse my friend. As me about Beryl's plan to suck the energy out of constipated Salarymen someday...



* --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- reaches up and taps the excellent dental work
<// J_Daito //> BLINDNESS!
<FireFly_9> "You there! Mortal! Are not my tonsils MIGHTY?!"



<// J_Daito //> You, my friend, are gonna make SUCH a good lunch...



<// J_Daito //> "Hi! I'm visiting from the isle of Dementia!"
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> (turtle) "Duh, didn't I race her once?"
<FireFly_9> ?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Kame... Usagi... race...
<FireFly_9> ah.



<// J_Daito //> Because EVERY supersecret HQ MUST have a full complement of Candy machines!
<FireFly_9> And we wonder why hardly anyone on this series has good teeth...



<// J_Daito //> "A manual, Luna? But you know I'm functionally illiterate!"



<// J_Daito //> "Do joo tink I am da sexee?"
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Aino Minako in-- "fashion don'ts."



<FireFly_9> Yes, while Usagi is enraptured by the childish picture book, I, the superior intellect, will just tap into this computer...
<// J_Daito //> Tsukino Usagi outIQed by a stuffed toy... sounds about right



<// J_Daito //> "So, like, I saw this kogal walking down the street, and I like decided I wanted some of that money too, ya know?"
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hay dn't knok 1t, itz god mony
<FireFly_9> ...



<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> No, Usagi-chan, the electric shavers are not for eating



<FireFly_9> "Very old and wise am I"
<// J_Daito //> "When 900 years old and made of felt you are so good you will not look, yess"
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "man in floor, tells me what to do he does, yessss"



<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "Usagi-chan, I think those Yakuza guys have found us..."



<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "Excellent. Perfect fodder for my bio-Experimentation"
<GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!



<// J_Daito //> I AM NOT A PUBLIC SPECTACLE!!!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> (lady in front of her) "You don't have to yell, I'm right over here you know"



<// J_Daito //> The PERFECT cover.
<Mdm_Maestro> Subtle, yet blatant.



<// J_Daito //> (Usagi) "Like, I wonder who Sailor *V* could be, I mean it's like, such a mystery and like there's absolutely NO clues, and it's, ooh! So haaard..."
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> (Ami) "Tsukino-san, you are sooo stupid."



<// J_Daito //> (Luna) "Errrgh, ugh, almost..."



<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> (Usagi) "Oh, Luna, NO! That's DISGUSTING!"
<// J_Daito //> And on her shiny shoe, too...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah...



<// J_Daito //> (Ami) "Tsukino-san, ever since I told you I wanted to be a doctor, every time we meet you've had me perform the Heimlich manoeuver on you...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> (Usagi) "Let me just... lick that lice... off your hair...



<GERMATOID> HISSSSSSSSS!
<// J_Daito //> (Ami): "Having READ the SCRIPTS several WEEKS in ADVANCE, TSUKINO, I of course KNOW all about the SENSHI, but I REFUSE to JOIN because I KNOW YOU'LL WANT *ME* TO DO ALL THE WORK!
<Mdm_Maestro> She should confer with Queen Beryl on the matter of Dental Hygenists
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> evr notis dat da evl womn has god teth an da god woman haz evl teet
<// J_Daito //> So profound...ly incomprehensible



<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> (Usagi) "Deer Ooh Sah Gi Ch an, I had de sided too be come a joo ven aisle de link went."
<// J_Daito //> Who's the uhh, mother and who's the daughter here again?
<GERMATOID> USAGI'S TOWERING OVER IKUKO!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> UsagZILLA!



<// J_Daito //> (Tuxy:) "Your odangos are looking flat as ever, Tsukino"
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> (Usagi): "There's more to a woman than the size of her odangos!



<// J_Daito //> And In breaking news just in, Sailor Moon was tragically vaporized today as her shoddily-made Korean Import Moon Stick's portable nuclear core melted down on the set of her new show, "Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon".
<// J_Daito //> She ain't so pretty NOW, lemmetellya



<// J_Daito //> My LIFE is on the line and you send me THIS piece of CRAP?!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> (Ami) "You call THIS an ITEM!? What shoddy worksmanship!"
<FireFly_9> But it's probably already available from the Sailor Store! So buy one right now!



<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> DA DAH DA DAH DAA DA DADA DA DAA DAAHH!
<// J_Daito //> It's MERCURY 5-0 EVERYONE!



<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Usagi!
<// J_Daito //> Ami!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Tetsuo!
<// J_Daito //> Kaneda!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Tamahome!
<// J_Daito //> Miyaka!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ranma!
<// J_Daito //> Shampoo/Akane/Ukyou/Nabiki/Cologne!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh, we can make those special doujin stories come true now!
<// J_Daito //> Soon, my dear, soon!



<// J_Daito //> "Fruit of the Loom: For all your evil-fighting needs"
<GERMATOID> THEY CALL THIS A FIGHT SCENE?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> (Usagi) It's our new special move: DANCE DANCE EXECUTION!
<FireFly_9> Hmph. Real senshi don't fight by twirling around and prancing.
<Mdm_Maestro> That's why our skirts have always been up to the task... until now.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> If YOU fought like that you might have a few more friends, Michi
<Mdm_Maestro> Friends like THAT I don't need



<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> (Senshi:) "Nyah Nyah Na Nyah Nyah, we're making you Di-zzy!"



<GERMATOID> I *AM*SAILOR MARS AND GOD HELP ANYONE WHO SAYS DIFFERENT!
<// J_Daito //> (drool)
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> No man, she's bad for ya man... she'll either melt ya into slag or run you over with a jumbo jet again
<// J_Daito //> Things will be difffernet this time, HAHAHAHAHA!
<FireFly_9> Yes, she'll probably kill you in an even more amusing fashion
<// J_Daito //> I can think of a very pleasant way right now!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Goodnight, everybody!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> nao i lik wana kno wat hes tlaking abut
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I SAID, GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY!
<[ Dr_Xadium ]> And that, my friends, is a closer approximation of what a true parody *sub* would really be. Not just two dirty lines.
<// J_Daito //> No, no... instead, a WHOLE SCRIPT OF THEM!
<FireFly_9> ...
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Duo • 10/15/03 09:08pm

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