#315: “MiST- Pregfur.org (site rated R, NSFW) (Entry PG 13+)”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= So this is what Luna's gonna be like in a few years, huh? =-'
<[ Dr_Xadium ]> Okay people, resist the temptation, try to keep this one PG13, no hyperlinks because we don't need anyone mistakenly exposing themselves to this [BLEEP] in an uncontrolled environment)
<// J_Daito //> Oh like it's gonna be real hard resisting temptation after seeing this site
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah, I'm basically sterile now and forever
<// J_Daito //> What do you care, you're not a "breeder" anyway
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> still...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Here we go, with our MiST of pregfur.org
<// J_Daito //> The site that dares to explore the haunting philosophical question of what might occur if your anthropomorphic animal-creature love-partner had somehow become impregnated
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And so upon loading the front page I am immediately struck blind by large images of semi-nude animal creatures in a maternal way
<FireFly_9> Most animal creatures are nude...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> These seem to have human... boobies hanging out all over the place
<// J_Daito //> "Boobies?" real mature, Ten'ou
<Mdm_Maestro> Well look who it IS you're talking about Jedite
<GERMATOID> FUNNY HOW THESE BOOBIES AREN'T AS FURRY AS THE REST OF THE ANIMAL CREATURE'S BODY
<FireFly_9> Can you people stop saying "boobies"? It's... embarassing
<GERMATOID> OK THE MAMMARY FAT SACKS AREN'T AS FURRY AS THE REST OF THE CREATURE'S BODY
<GERMATOID> I CAN ONLY ASSUME THEY ARE COVERED WITH VERY THIN FUR, ELSE THEY WOULD STICK OUT LIKE DISCOLORED, SICKLY PATCHES OF SKIN
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> lik a babon's az
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Like a Baboon's-- yeah, what you said Chibi... I mean, well this is anthropomorphism, reality kinda went out the window a long time ago anyway
<// J_Daito //> I'm sure the Baboon fetishizers would be pleased with that analogy
<// J_Daito //> Anyway, let's see what we have here
<FireFly_9> Oekaki?
<// J_Daito //> NO, GIRL, DON'T CLICK IT!!
<FireFly_9> Oh good GOD
* FireFly_9 pokes a knife in her eyes

the blessed image of womanhood


<FireFly_9> It's too LATE, the image is SEARED into my brain
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> lol Hotaru you OH MY GOOD GOD DA[BLEEP]
<// J_Daito //> You clicked it too, didn't you
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> OH GOD ! IT'S MY BRAIN! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> (bonus points to whoever figures out what dub that came from)

This place was sorely in need of goats.

<// J_Daito //> Umm no, no it WASN'T
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'm in sore need of a LOBOTOMY RIGHT ABOUT NOW
<GERMATOID> LET ME JUST GET MY RUSTY SPOON! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Yay! New goaty goodness!!

<// J_Daito //> That is wrong on SO many levels.

Lovely pic as usual,[BLEEP] We don't see new work from you NEARLY often enough. Must be that dratted RL thing getting in the way of droolsome art

<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "Droolsome"?!
<FireFly_9> That's not just an offence against the English language, it's an offence against sanity itself
<// J_Daito //> Dare I click on "stories"?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Do dare, but wear your asbestos sunglasses
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ht aminal akton!
<// J_Daito //> Yeah you dig this [BLEEP], don't you, Horse-girl?
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> dat got mad me wnt 2 puk
<// J_Daito //> That's what you get when you mate outside your species... fungi and animals JUST DON'T MIX
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fak u geydite
<GERMATOID> SO WHICH ONE DO WE WANT? THE ONE ABOUT "A YOUNG SKUNK WORKING ON AN EXPERIMENT THAT GOES HORRIBLY WRONG" OR "AN INTERESTING STORY ABOUT A MAN WHO IS CHANGED INTO A PREGNANT DRAGONESS"?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh come on, how can you even ASK now... if you're gonna face the perversion, go for the worst of it
<GERMATOID> HEH
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Gah, it's an RTF
<FireFly_9> Wonder why it's not straight text?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Nothing in this whacked out site can be said to "straight" in any way, shape or form

The Way it is By Gandri & Wolvarr

<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I guess WolvARR must have picked his handle on "talk like a Pirate" day, huh
<// J_Daito //> I would have gone for "Wolvarrine" myself

I had an odd dream one night. I guess that was where it all began. This great big dragon was looking down on me. For what seemed like hours it simply stared and then it said quietly: "yes, youll do nicely"

<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man, even in his dreams people are looking down on him... talk about a self-esteem problem
<// J_Daito //> I guess the Dragon went to the same Pre-school as Chibiusa
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> dum matrer fackers i dnt mispel, dis iz da neu eglish 4 da 31st cetrury!
<// J_Daito //> That's a joke, right?
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> neo... itz rally da cirikulum, itz al fonetik nao
<// J_Daito //> wow

Now, the next day began as usual. I sat up and wandered into my bathroom, washed, dressed, all that sort of thing.

<// J_Daito //> Yeah I tend to wander around my house in the morning too, randomly bumping into washrooms and lavatories
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And I always wash and dress before entering my bathroom
<FireFly_9> It's so unsanitary otherwise...

While dressing I stuffed my things into my bag ready for work.

<// J_Daito //> Yeah, I have to stuff my "things" into a bag too, they're just too big for boxers or briefs
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'm glad his bag is ready for work, because it sure doesn't sound like he is

The bus was crowded, I ended up sitting next to some weirdo who showed me his scar collection all the way there.

<FireFly_9> All the way where?
<// J_Daito //> You know, to "there"
<FireFly_9> On a BUS?!
<// J_Daito //> This story is probably going to cross a lot more lines than simple public nudity, lemme tell you right now

Which is why I arrived at the base of the tower tired out and angry.

<// J_Daito //> I guess you really liked the scar show?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Nah, the other guy called them "scars" but they were just pansy-[BLEEP] paper cuts
<FireFly_9> What "tower" anyway?
<// J_Daito //> Hopefully not the "Watchtower"
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> lol

And to my utter horror the lift up to the roof was also crowded and I was once again treated to a display of the same guys scars.

<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So we've got a claustrophobic who works in a tower spending his morning wandering into rooms, putting his things into a bag and staring at some dude's scars
<// J_Daito //> Pretty tame for anthromorph stuff so far

Eventually I reached the roof, by which time the lift was empty of scars and ebveryone else.

<// J_Daito //> Yeah because Scars had to go whip Simba's ass in the "Lion King"
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That is so wrong in this context, Jed
<// J_Daito //> heh

sometimes my life seems like an endless stream of brooms and mops. I'd only started this job to buy myself a new tv. That was eight years ago. I still didnt have the tv.

<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What do they pay you, like 2 cents an hour?
<// J_Daito //> Nah, this must be the third world where TVs are worth their weight in gold, life is cheap and animals seek shelter in the warm embrace of humanity due to their recent mutation at the hands of gene-modified crops and radioactive corporate waste (I mean Food aid)

As I swept, I nopticed an odd swirling in the air.

<// J_Daito //> That would be your solidified flatulence

To my horror a small green dragoness popped out. "Ah! There you are handsome!" It leered at me.

<FireFly_9> Who said romance wasn't dead?
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> a sknk hore drgon!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "Wanna see my scales, Sailor?"
<// J_Daito //> "I burn you long long time"

"who...what are you?" I was pretty scared, well, wouldnt you be?

<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> No man, I've seen the REST of the website...

"I'm you! Or a part of you. Or part of what you could be." This seemed an improbvement on what I was expecting.

<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah... because we feel more relaxed knowing that somewhere in our consciousness there lurks a skanky dragoness.

"oh." I lose interest in an absurdity real fast.

<// J_Daito //> Obiviously we don't
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> We're still here

"Aren't you going to ask me what I want?" she seemed crestfallen
"would you tell me?" I enquired.
"yes. but it would take a while"
"then It will have to wait till lunch. now hush. Hide, someones coming."
It turned out it was my highly supicious manager who had been waiting since day one to catch me slacking.

<// J_Daito //> Whoa, he's been waiting what, 8 years? That's dedication!

"Hey! whos this jerk" the little dragoness seemed none too impressed with my employer. "What! Did you bring a pet to work, Rex? youre fired."
"youre a jerk, mister! Be the dog you truely are!" The boss, at these words, shrank., fur covered his body. When we left he was whimpering and trying to walk on his hind legs.

<GERMATOID> ONLY IN FUR LAND COULD ANYONE MISTAKE A LECHEROUS GIANT SHE-DRAGON FOR A PET
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And the furs welcome a PHB to their ranks
<// J_Daito //> Way to go, Dragoness. Way to [BLEEP] up the property value

That evening we were at home. The dragoness was watching the moon rise. "Okay, thats it! its time." She Jumped at me. and then vanished. I stared at the spot she had hit. There wasnt a mark and yet she's gone through me. A wave of dizziness hit me and I collapsed.

I awoke some hours later due to pains in my underwear.


<FireFly_9> _;
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...whatever... turns you on, man
<// J_Daito //> No man, read the damn sentence, he's sensing the PAIN of his underwear
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh yeah, look at that
<FireFly_9> A marginal improvement

I was lying on some grass. I had no time to examine my surroundings however, I ripped off all my clothing and stared down in horror.

<// J_Daito //> So you had no time to look around, yet you had ample time to strip naked and ogle yourself...

My manhood was gone, to be replaced by the sl[BLEEP]t of a woman.

<// J_Daito //> New from Calvin Klein: "The Sl[BLEEP]t of a Woman"
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "the sl[BLEEP]t" of course referring to the thin gap in our faces we make when faced with this kind of [BLEEP]. Other call it an annoyed frown.

I gasped as I felt the womb form and my waistline shrank.

<FireFly_9> You're mixing tenses
<// J_Daito //> Well, at least he doesn't have to diet anymore...

Then my[BLEEP] expanded, and continued to expand. Mt hair became blonde and fell down to my shoulders. I stared at my newly formed femininity.

<// J_Daito //> Whoa, Mt. Hair's a blonde? Mt. St. Helens is gonna be so jealous...
<GERMATOID> "I STARED AT MY NEWLY FORMED FEMININITY"
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Because I'm a pervert who likes to ogle myself
<// J_Daito //> Using my magical out of body 3rd person eyes

"hello my dear" said a familiar voice from behind me. I span and found myself looking at a leg.

<// J_Daito //> Whoa talking disembodied limbs! This stuff's finally getting interesting!

I looked up at the same large dragon I had dreamed about. "so," he said "youre here at last. I see you found yourself. Now be a good girl and go the rest of the way."

<// J_Daito //> Dominatrix Draconess?

I screamed in agony as I began to grow.

<// J_Daito //> But I thought your manhood was gone
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I don't think he/she/whatever means it that way, jed

"You see my dear. 25 years ago, you were my mate. A dragon hunter came into our village."

<FireFly_9> Forgive me for expecting some kind of paragraph break.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Nah, the apparation-dragon's just babbling right now

A pair of wings ripped from my back, my legs began moving apart, and my neck got longer.

<// J_Daito //> Whoa this guy had wings?!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Not anymore, they just ripped from his back
<// J_Daito //> Sucks to be him

"He found and killed many dragons that day." A tail ripped its way out of my rear and entwined itself around a nearby tree

<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> OW!
<// J_Daito //> Man, I'd rip myself out too and entangle around a tree if I'd been forced to live up his [BLEEP] for all those years

, my face extended outward and I was covered in scales. "Now at the time you were pregnant with eggs. so I decided to turn you into a human and send you to another world until it was safe.

<FireFly_9> Yes, because, a massive reduction in mass coupled with a shift in gender, not to mention species, couldn't possibly have ANY deleterious effect on the eggs.

My spikes and claws extended now and a sense of satisfaction came over me as I panted there, exhausted.

<// J_Daito //> Yeah, I'd be satisfied too, if I'd just grown deadly claws
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'm panting with exhaustion with having to put up with this tale

" and so my dear," he turned to look at me, an as he did, an intense feeling of pure love and adoration came over me " we managed to kill him. yesterday."

<GERMATOID> YAY FOR DEATH!
<// J_Daito //> "we"? But I thought the other guy was human?
<FireFly_9> I think by "we" the dragon means other dragons .

I stared at him. He was so handsome. "I was...pregnant?"

<// J_Daito //> Yeah because like, after spending 25 years as a human male, suddenly the sight of a reptilian man just TURNS ME ON BABY!

He looked down at my belly, which immediately swelled into a stage of pregnancy so advanced that the lumps of the eggs were actually visible throgh the skin of my underside.

<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Damn that's virility for you.
<// J_Daito //> So I guess, when this guy needs to use "protection" he wears sunglasses or something?

I suddenly felt very protective. My mate approached me then and locked me in his embrace.

<// J_Daito //> Yeah, locked him because... otherwise he'd run off screaming in insane ph33r

"its good to have you back Skysearch." I couldnt find anyway to answer my mate, so I just held him.

<Mdm_Maestro> Then let us answer for you...
<// J_Daito //> So nice to meet you *groundseeker*
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> My pleasure, "Waterdrinker"
<FireFly_9> I've missed you so, "rodenteater"
<GERMATOID> IF IT ISN'T MY DARLING HONEY "STARBLINKER"

Well. thats my story. I thought i'd tell it to you all. I hope you enjoyed it.

<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> We enjoyed... the lack of hard-core transspeciest erotopr0n yes

I must be getting back to my lair now. The hatchlings will be waking up soon. ravenous little things, they are, about fourteen months old.

<// J_Daito //> My heart warms at the thought of... eating them.

they will be hunting for themselves soon though. I do like to be there when they away.

<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Such wonderful family values.

Maybe there will be other times and new stories. but untill then, farewell.

<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And maybe I will puke all over myself, but farewell.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So are we done here?
<// J_Daito //> Nah, for a site dealign with the eros of impregnated anthromorphs, I find our MiSTing strangely lacking
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well because we can't show all the pics, which are the real source of amusement
<FireFly_9> And terror...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> true
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> lez C watz in da Froms!
<// J_Daito //> In the fromage?
<FireFly_9> "In the Forums" she said.
<// J_Daito //> How the HELL can you understand her?
<FireFly_9> Long hours of practice.
<// J_Daito //> Let's see, forums, forums...
<// J_Daito //> I think I'll hit "role play"
<// J_Daito //> Always nice to see how other people are thinking
<FireFly_9> As Kirk said, we learn a lot about a society by seeing how they play.

It comes, floating jovially past the two interested parties around it, smiling widly with it's translucent round face. Briefly slipping it's warm animus past the form of Tuppance, demonstrating that while Ghosts tend to be cold and chilling, Boze are warm. Like dryer-warm clothing.

<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> (blinks)
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'm sober, right?
<// J_Daito //> It's not you, Ten'ou... It's not you.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Thank kami-sama
<FireFly_9> I can't take much more of this... I feel drained.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> OK Cool... tomorrow we'll do the Nigerian Pastor Scam
<// J_Daito //> The wha?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You'll see... professor?
<GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
<FireFly_9> Good god.
*** Disconnected





 






OMFG! I'm tramatized, ya hear me? *bleep*cking Tramatized!

Moonstar [e-mail] • 06/08/04 02:41am

WTF?! That was the most f-up thing I have ever seen!

Brandt [e-mail] • 03/10/04 03:27pm

That was far too long and far too scary. And the stupid lion king reference of yours brought back horrible memories of the Awful Link of the day at the bottom here:
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1683

And since you scarred me, knowing you're a DBZ and Star Trek fan, I shall now scar you:
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1690 http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1692

Check the Awful Link of the Day at those two articles. I actually recommend reading the whole front page update on the last one.

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