#514: “What the hell...”

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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Guys check out the latest spam to hit my inbox
<// J_Daito //> This isn't some method to radically increase the size of my [BLEEP] to the point where I can't walk anymore, is it?
<// J_Daito //> Because super-virile Dark Generals don't need that
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> no.

the trial of the century? FOX hopes so


<FireFly_9> Good grief
<GERMATOID> I TAKE IT THAT'S THE VICTIM IN THE UPPER CENTER THERE LOOKING ALL SATISFIED
<// J_Daito //> Is that supposed to be Osama Bin Laden or something in the upper left?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> No man I think It's Yasser Arafat
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> wat da hel iz dis spm sposed 2 B 4 NE wy?
<// J_Daito //> You know it's getting so I need a [BLEEP]ing decoder ring for you, you know that runt?
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> facker, dnt dis mi genus
<// J_Daito //> I don't just dis your "genus" I diss your entire species, whatever the [BLEEP] it is
<GERMATOID> LOL
<FireFly_9> There seems to be a nun with Bell's Palsy in the jury box...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> The title of the spam is "Play Kobe's Court, stay in Las Vegas for free"
<FireFly_9> Because we know the two subjects are intimately related.
<GERMATOID> NOT THE BEST CHOICE OF WORDS IN THIS CONTEXT, DEAR
<FireFly_9> True. How much more exploitative can this get?
<// J_Daito //> Victim-chick's wearing proto-odango
<FireFly_9> She hardly looks like a "victim" to me... this is making light of the whole situation
<// J_Daito //> You think?!
<Mdm_Maestro> Out of morbid curiousity, what do you all think of the case, anyway?
<FireFly_9> Overhyped media exploitation of an unfortunate incident in order to regenerate interest on the scale of the O.J. Trial. I remember the furtive efforts by the "talking heads" to cast all opinions on the case in terms of race-- thankfully they seemed to have failed so far.
<Mdm_Maestro> I know that, I mean "innocent or guilty?"
<FireFly_9> I need to see the facts first.
<GERMATOID> PROBABLY GUILTY, I DON'T THINK SPORTS STARS REALLY CONTROL THEMSELVES ALL THAT MUCH, AND HE BOUGHT OFF HIS WIFE WITH THAT DIAMON RING
<// J_Daito //> You mean "Diamond"
<GERMATOID> I MEAN WHAT I SAY! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> But cheating on a spouse doesn't equal rape
<FireFly_9> Hence why I want to look at the facts.
<Mdm_Maestro> I say Kobe is guilty, because he is a man and we all know what they're like...
<// J_Daito //> No, please do educate
<Mdm_Maestro> Men are so... male
<// J_Daito //> Well thank you for that stunning explanation
<// J_Daito //> I'm gonna back the sports star because they're always being targeted by someone who's after their cash. They could have "done it" consensually and now she wants a payoff
<FireFly_9> You have no evidence to support that contention...
<// J_Daito //> Nor do you have any to refute it!
<FireFly_9> Which is why I want to see the evidence...
<// J_Daito //> Well until the evidence comes out I reserve the right to make up any ol' theory I want
<FireFly_9> You'd have a shining career in the televised press.
<// J_Daito //> heh
* // J_Daito // is now known as // TV's J_Daito //
<// TV's J_Daito //> "And in other news today, White People think Kobe's guilty! What's that you ask? *How many* white people? The five we pulled aside and asked in the office this morning! What? Well, we have to move on now! The news has no time for statistically significant sampling! Time to talk about Britney Spears' latest surgical enhancements! Because the world is going up in flames but it's OK because as long as we don't show you the footage, it's like it NEVER HAPPENED! Fair and Balanced, or is that Fairly Imbalanced? This has been the Jedite News Network, telling you everything I want you to know! And if you don't like it you're a dirty stinking pinko commie liberal!!!"
* // TV's J_Daito // is now known as // J_Daito //
<FireFly_9> heh
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well I don't give a [BLEEP] how famous Kobe is, he's just another citizen when he gets into that courtroom
<GERMATOID> YOU'RE ONE OF THE FEW, THERE HAVE BEEN TONS OF DEATH THREATS AGAINST THE COURT AND THE VICTIM
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> mn da wurld is facked up wen ppl R caling in deth trets becuz a bsketbll plyr iz on tial
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