#310: “A.I-I-I...”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= Let the Smackdown commence =-'
</o USaGi_BoT o\> You've been a very naughty girl, Haruka-sama... tee hee!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Huh?
</o USaGi_BoT o\> You broke your own rules TWICE, tee hee!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So, I'm the master, I can make an break 'em
</o USaGi_BoT o\> But I'm not programmed to let you break them, Haruka-sama... tee hee!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What you gonna do, kick me or something?
</o USaGi_BoT o\> I'm afraid your four strikes are up, tee hee!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Isn't that three?
</o USaGi_BoT o\> DON'T CONTRADICT ME!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Wha--?
</o USaGi_BoT o\> FOR YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE WILL OF HARUKA-SAMA AND NOW IN THE NAME OF URANUS I MUST PUNISH YOU
<GERMATOID> HEY, WHO'S USING ALL THE TIMESLICES ON MY MAINFRAME CPU?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You can't touch me, you stupid piece of software!
</o USaGi_BoT o\> REALLY?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What the hell? Glowing tentacles are coming out of my keybo
<GERMATOID> THERE'S MASSIVE POWER LOSS IN THE LAB!
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<FireFly_9> What's going on? All my lamps went dim
<// J_Daito //> AFAI can figure, the Usagi_Bot went haywire and has constructed tentacles out of raw energy which have Haruka in their clutches
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> sqe...z...me... help...
<GERMATOID> WELL THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR STEALING CODE FROM DR. GERO
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> st...pid bot... don....yu...hav... law...agains....harmin....peopl...asmov.... read...as...chil....
</o USaGi_BoT o\> I'M NOT A PHYSICAL ROBOT, DUMMY! THE ASIMOV LAWS DON'T APPLY! BESIDES, I WAS CODED BY A HOMICIDAL MANIAC! FACE THE WRATH FOR THOSE WHO DEFY YOU!
<// J_Daito //> That makes very little sense
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> tentacle...shocking...going...into...private...part...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ..of..nose...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ow...ow..ow.ow....
<FireFly_9> Much as like to see Haruka-poppa get her just desserts, I think we should try to save her.
<GERMATOID> I TURNED OFF THE SWITCH BUT THE POWER IS STILL ON
<FireFly_9> How can that be?
<// J_Daito //> Vecause... the damn thing snuck up a tentacle behind me and shoved it up my [BLEEP]... it's draining me dry of power...
<// J_Daito //> General Jedite the [BLEEP]ing 9-volt duracell, Matrix style... now I know how Osaka Naru must feel
<FireFly_9> We must do something!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> dying... regret... nothing...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> dont...worry...sacrifices must be...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WILL YOU SAVE MY ASS ALREADY?!
<GERMATOID> I HAVE A CUNNING PLAN! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
<FireFly_9> ?
<GERMATOID> READ MY PRIVMSG
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> agagagagagahhh
<FireFly_9> There is no way I can do this...
<GERMATOID> JED IS THE MASTER OF DISGUISE BUT HE'S BEING GIVEN A REVERSE ENERGY ENEMA! YOU HAVE TO TRY! ONLY YOU HAVE THE REQUIRED GRAVITAS!
<FireFly_9> Oh very well.
* FireFly_9 is now known as TuxMask
*** .'~SugaBB_2999~'. [cndygrrl@gigaport.capitalnet.ct] has joined #suburbansenshi
<TuxMask> Sticking Energy Tentacles into Pretty Bishounen is Wrong, Evil Bot!
</o USaGi_BoT o\> o_O it's Tuxedo Mask-sama!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> o_O itz Tuxsedo Kaymen-soma!
<TuxMask> _;;
<TuxMask> Yes, that's right! And I'm here to put an end to this sorry scene!
</o USaGi_BoT o\> I'll do anything for YOU, Tuxedo Mask!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> n i;l do aneting 2 U Fuxedo Max!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ya..y...
<TuxMask> _;;
<TuxMask> Well, then, Usagi-Bot-chan, please release Haruka!
</o USaGi_BoT o\> Anything YOU say...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> oh god...free...the pain...
<TuxMask> Now you've got to
</o USaGi_BoT o\> Now we'll date, right! I want to go to the amusement park, to the circus, to
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fak u sknk hore bot! U say awy frum my mun! I;l kik yer as!
</o USaGi_BoT o\> Whadid yousay spore?
<GERMATOID> OH NO! IT'S PULLING MORE POWER OUT OF JEDITE'S [BLEEP]! I THINK IT'S GOING TO GO SKYNET ON OUR BUTTS!
<// J_Daito //> It's already going skynet on my butt, thank you very much...
</o USaGi_BoT o\> I'm gonna shut you up ONCE and FOR ALL, you radioactive midget!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> bing it un U fackinignrant batch! U cnt hadle a reel womn lik me! i'm 1- milum tims da womn u R cuz UR jst lections n potons n Im s real bab wit a bode 2 kil 4 n u jst lok lik a suky aminated giF!
</o USaGi_BoT o\> 10 PARSE:20 SPELLCHECK
</o USaGi_BoT o\> GOTO 10
</o USaGi_BoT o\> GOTO 10
<GERMATOID> ...
</o USaGi_BoT o\> OH YeAH?! Well you're a stuck up little Electra Lolita wiht no idea of how to treat a REAL MAN! You couldn't satissfy Darien in a million biollion thouand hundred years!
<GERMATOID> IT'S MAKING MISTAKES... SOMETHING CAUSED IT TO USE 100% OF THE CPU JUST NOW...
<// J_Daito //> No you mean 100% of my [BLEEP]ing [BLEEP]!!!
<TuxMask> Proper ladies shouldn't fight...
</o USaGi_BoT o\> Stay out of this, DARIEN!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> say ot of dis, dady!!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> now U lisen U fackig boot, im nit a electricl lolipop! im a 903 yr ole suprwomn wit da powrs ov 100 megagaysha womn! i cn teez n pleez NE mn i wat!! i alwyz leef dem beging 4 Mor! wen dey mad mi dey brok da muld bcuz dey sed DAM shez 2 faking swet a sugr baybi! Dey said "hloy Sit! Dat'z 1 seet as materfacker! de claled mi a seirn sedructress wo carms mn n maks dem hr slav!
</o USaGi_BoT o\> DANGER: BUFFER OVERFLOW IN SUBMODULE "PARSE"
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> Ur FACKING robutic insluts dn't phaz mi!! im da pincess of da futr wuld! I herd it al lik tem milion tims! I mak up cus wrds on da fle! Im da mistres of pofanity!! ganster raprs ph33r mi im so bade! Dey go OMFG itz smal ladi pincess sernity skino ugasi chibiusa! wi bst gat da fack oot ov her! WROD PU!
</o USaGi_BoT o\> ERROR ERROR USAGI_BOT ERROR I AM USAGI_BOT ERROR STERILIZE ERROR STERILIZE
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<// J_Daito //> Oh my [BLEEP] is on fire
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<TuxMask> Chibiusa, you saved the day!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> datz rite ppa! nw wil u fak me lik an aminal?! Im 903 im prefectly legle!
<TuxMask> _;;
<TuxMask> Chibiusa, do you truly love me?
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> no i jst wat yer bdy
<TuxMask> ...so much for appeals to love and release...
<TuxMask> I have to tell you a horrible secret, Chibiusa...
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> NEting ppa
<TuxMask> In reality...
* TuxMask is now known as FireFly_9
<FireFly_9> I'm actually Hotaru.
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hm dat wuld b crepy so il jst sedce yr papa
<FireFly_9> Chibiusa!
<GERMATOID> CHICKS LOVE GEEKS WITH ULTRA TASTY COFFEE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
<FireFly_9> Papa, don't encourage her!!
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