#306: “Haruka != Genius”

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</o USaGi_BoT o\> I like to eat!
<// J_Daito //> So you're a bot, huh?
</o USaGi_BoT o\> Yep! I serve the mighty Master Haruka!
<// J_Daito //> You're pretty damn smart for a bot
</o USaGi_BoT o\> I do trivia, and weather, and XDCC... I also britally dispatch the heathens who mock my almighty master!
<// J_Daito //> By "Moon Dusting" them
</o USaGi_BoT o\> Moon dusting is Fun USaGi_BoT says! Tee Hee!
<GERMATOID> THAT IS THE BEST DAMN AI I'VE EVER SEEN
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> itz smrtr den momy 4 sur
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What it's supposed to hbe hard to code them or something?
<// J_Daito //> OMFG I understand now
<GERMATOID> ?
<// J_Daito //> She was too stupid to realize it was impossib;e to code a perfect AI bot so she was able to do it
*** /o USaGi_BoT o\ has kicked // J_Daito // from #suburbansenshi (REASON: Master Haruka is a Super Genius!!!)
<FireFly_9> Did you code this in front of an audience, by any chance, Haruka-poppa?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well I was showing off my 133t gaming skillz to some of the local college punx0rs
<GERMATOID> AHH THE IKUHARA PERFECTION FIELD
<FireFly_9> Yes, that explains it.
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Are you implying I couldn't code this in private, where the world isn't made of watercolor, sakura petals do not surround me and the singing chorus is largely absent?!
</o USaGi_BoT o\> Watch your answers, everyone! It's not good to Diss the mighty Ten'ou-sama! Tee Hee!
<// J_Daito //> Yo Usagi-butt, err, bot... what's 2+2
</o USaGi_BoT o\> 463287238723.238238723 repeating
<// J_Daito //> It's based on ol' Usagi alright
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hey why do you suck at math, you're a computer!
</o USaGi_BoT o\> Garbage in Garbage Out
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Bah, just keep this live-action lovers in line
*** /o USaGi_BoT o\ has kicked -=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- from #suburbansenshi (REASON: We don't talk about PGSM here, remember! Tee Hee! )
<// J_Daito //> \CTCP /o USaGi_BoT o\ info
<// J_Daito //> arrgh
<GERMATOID> THE OTHER SLASH
<// J_Daito //> yeah yeah
<// J_Daito //> ROFL
<GERMATOID> ?
<// J_Daito //> </o USaGi_BoT o\> U.S.A.G.I. BOT v1.0
<// J_Daito //> </o USaGi_BoT o\> ----
<// J_Daito //> </o USaGi_BoT o\> Ultra Sycophantic Artificial Groveling Intellect BOT 1.0
<// J_Daito //> </o USaGi_BoT o\> Copyright 1993 Dr. Gero
*** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]==-- [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
<GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHA! BUSTED!!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dammit! I knew I shoulda ripped that copyright out
<FireFly_9> Isn't Dr. Gero that evil scientist who worked for the Red Ribbon Army some years ago making Artificial Humans?
<GERMATOID> HEHEHEH HE AND DR. WYLY AND PROFESSOR FRAPPE AND I
<GERMATOID> I MEAN
<FireFly_9> You worked for the Red Ribbon Army? The most evil organization known to modern history?!
<// J_Daito //> Ahem that would be the "Dark Kingdom"
<GERMATOID> DEATH BUSTERS, PUNK!
<// J_Daito //> Dark Kingdom!
<GERMATOID> DEATH BUSTERS!
<// J_Daito //> Dark Kingsdom' s OLD SCHOOL EVIL, Mohter[BLEEP]er!!
<GERMATOID> DON'T MAKE ME GET HYPERDIMENSIONAL ON YOUR ASS!
<FireFly_9> Papa worked for the RR Army?!
<GERMATOID> IT WAS A SUMMER JOB, OK? I WAS AN INTERN!
<FireFly_9> Papa was a Red Ribbonista...
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ehehe...
<GERMATOID> SO *YOU* CODED THAT ANNOYANCE, HUH?
*** /o USaGi_BoT o\ has kicked GERMATOID from #suburbansenshi (REASON: Kiss my BITS! Tee Hee!)
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• 01/24/12 07:26pm

Wow, you sure came up with an answer to that one fast. "Leave no contradiction behind"!

Clever anacronym, btw. I was kind of hoping Haruka just chained Usagi to a computer or something, but I guess that's impossible since she's in the 30th century... or not.

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