#295: “Break me Legs and call me Sparky”

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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> greets taru-chan
<FireFly_9> Have you seen Jedite's new vehicle?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah the damn corvette
<FireFly_9> nono... it's one of these... specifically the "power chair".
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Whoa... did someone break his legs or something?
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<// J_Daito //> HAHAHAHAHA so you saw me did you?!
<FireFly_9> Why are you using that chair?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> did someone break your legs?
<// J_Daito //> No, FOOLS! Don't you get it! It's even better than dressing up like a blind man with sunglasses and a cane! You just sit down
<FireFly_9> sigh
<// J_Daito //> and you go WHERE YOU WANT and other people have to GET THE HELL out of the way!
<// J_Daito //> HAHAHAHAHAHA
<// J_Daito //> And they can't complain because it's socially unacceptable to bitch at cripples! HAHAHAHAHA
<FireFly_9> Jedite, some people have serious health conditions that require them to use those chairs... you shouldn't make light of their situation.
<// J_Daito //> Make light? Make LIGHT?! I'm IMPROVING their lot, baby! I stand up... err, sit down for the rights! YEAH! I give store owners HOLY HELL if their aisles are too narrow for me, and I make DAMN sure the stock clerks reach for WHATEVER high up item I demand! And they obey!
<// J_Daito //> HAHAHAHAHAHA
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Damn, that's a cooler idea than when Homer simpson got the helper monkey!
<// J_Daito //> Yeah, it's so cool! You don't have to work at it at all... you can just chill and sit down!
<FireFly_9> Oh, honestly...
<// J_Daito //> Hah! only I, the mighty DARK GENERAL would dare to have such an audacious and politically incorrect SCHEME! I turn the pity of others AGAINST them and make them my SLAVES! HOHAHAHAHAHAHAAAH!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I think I need me one of these!
<FireFly_9> Please remain there whilst I come with my glaive to prepare your knees accordingly.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> On second thought...
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