#281: “An hour with the Senshi”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= Because #suburbansenshi needs content =-'
<Mdm_Maestro> The masses are finally beginning to clamor for my recognition
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hey all, I'm downloading Inuyasha Episode 124
<// J_Daito //> Cool!
<Mdm_Maestro> my... recognition...
<FireFly_9> I heard that a fairly large portion of the arctic ice shelf melted the other day...
<// J_Daito //> Oops, my bad... I needed cubes for the sodas in my live action cast party
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Are you still on that?
<// J_Daito //> the pilot script should be up for review ina few days, well part of ti anyway
<Mdm_Maestro> They demand that my genuinely sweet nature be acknowledged for all to see...
<GERMATOID> I LIKE PUPPIES!!!
<// J_Daito //> That sounds like something that brat Chibi-oozer would say
<GERMATOID> I LIKE PUPPIES!!!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> O...K...
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> Liten U fackin ghey bhatard, im tied of U mkin fUn of mi
<// J_Daito //> Your whole existence is a parody
<GERMATOID> I LIKE PUPPIES!!!
<// J_Daito //> So we heard! What the hell is wrong with you?!
<FireFly_9> Papa, you haven't been adopting test subjects from the ASPCA again, have you?
<// J_Daito //> So THAT'S where the spore came from!!! A genetic freak from a kennel!
<GERMATOID> I LIKE PUPPIES!!!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ur a facking pedofile
<// J_Daito //> No, runt, the word you are looking for is "beastiality", like you and Elios
<FireFly_9> Jedite!
<// J_Daito //> What?
<GERMATOID> I LIKE PUPPIES!!!
<// J_Daito //> Will someone please muzzle Science Boy?
<FireFly_9> Ahem... anyway, are any of you concerned over the recently increasing trends in Global Warming?
<// J_Daito //> Global Warming? Is that where the place gets really hot and lots of people die?
<FireFly_9> That's a gross simplification, but yes...
<Mdm_Maestro> Much mention of this is made alongside news of my imminent return to the circles of high society.
<// J_Daito //> Well, speaking strictly as an ex-minion of Great Evil, I can only say this is good. The bioling and dying part, not the rest of it.
<FireFly_9> I would ask you how you could be so callous, but that would be pointless...
<GERMATOID> I LIKE PUPPIES!!!
<// J_Daito //> I like puppies too... I like to kick them, and Michiru likes to cook them.
<Mdm_Maestro> I'll have you know that the number of fatalities attributed to my cooking is 0!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> We won't go into the maimings...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man, I can't believe this, the WWE ratings breakdown shows that everyone tuned in for the end of the Kurt Angle-Brock Lesnar one hour ironman match, but skipped the middle
<GERMATOID> I LIKE PUPPIES!!!
<// J_Daito //> Wrestling. Pure staged theatrical crap.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Do I HAVE to go into thsi AGAIN
<// J_Daito //> Please no.
<FireFly_9> Well it was WWE's fault for making the time limit known... everyone of course would wait until the end...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man... you're supposed to atch the match to see the outcome... no one waits to watch a baseball game until the very end...
<// J_Daito //> I do... I like to wait till the energy of the crowd is at a fever pitch, and then I stretch forth my hand and I
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Umm, who the hell do you gather energy for now anyway? I mean the DK is kinda defunct...
<// J_Daito //> I leech it for MYSELF, FOOL!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh, that's like how you eat?
<// J_Daito //> The [BLEEP]?! You've SEEN me eat! I eat with my mouth like everyone else! The power is for my plans to take over--
*FireFly_9 raises an eyebrow
<// J_Daito //> --absolutely nothing at all!
<GERMATOID> I LIKE PUPPIES!!!
<// J_Daito //> GOD [BLEEP]IT, IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO SHARE WITH US, TOMOE SOUICHI?!
<FireFly_9> I'll go see what's going on...
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> dnt!!! he'z bzy wit hiz pupies! he'l be al emarasaed if U bust in n' surpise him!!!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> O_O
<// J_Daito //> Spare us your sick perversions, mushroom headed freak!!
<GERMATOID> AROIHFKSDBKDDFDFSKE9478478F478346E58QIUGDVK.SF
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What the?
<GERMATOID> IT'S NOT FAIR!!
<FireFly_9> I had to force Papa to reboot one of the virtual machines on the mainframe, somehow it got infected with a silly little time bomb virus planted by Viluy.
<// J_Daito //> So why's he bitching about it?
<GERMATOID> YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE UPTIME ON THAT VM WAS OBSCENE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Is he laughing or crying?
<FireFly_9> I... Don't... Know...
<Mdm_Maestro> Wrestling is for barbarians
*** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is listening to [ Lunatic Calm ] I want to leave you far behind.mp3
<// J_Daito //> The only wrestling I would watch is where fatalities were the rule, not the exception
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> But then you'd need different people every week! You'd never be able to root for one guy!
<// J_Daito //> I ROOT FOR THE STRONG!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> no U lik boOt 4 da stong!
<// J_Daito //> Why don't I lick my boot and shove it up your chibi [BLEEP]?!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> bing iT oN batch!!!
<Mdm_Maestro> Yes, yes, even now they howl at the indignities done my character...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hey hotaru aren't you like a weapon of mass destruction?
<FireFly_9> Bah. Considering that "mass" can refer to a property of any matter, given the way you eat you could be considered a weapon of "mass consumption".
<Mdm_Maestro> Life is nothng but an endless cycle of working to consume and consuming to work
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man I haven't seen any new anime in ages
<// J_Daito //> I wish Inuyasha would hurry up and end already, it was cool, but I'm getting damn tired of wating to see Naraku kill everyone.
<FireFly_9> I severely doubt that is going to happen. Anime tends to end happily
<// J_Daito //> I call Evangelion on your ass.
<FireFly_9> I concede. No! Wait! Given that the movie takes place before the episodes 25 and 26, I maintain that it ended well after all!
<// J_Daito //> Bah! That was such a screwed up ending I could read into it that Shinji was gay and loved Kowaru!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You'd know all about that, wouldn't you Mr. Yaoi?
<// J_Daito //> THAT WAS NOT me, Dude who looks like a lady!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You got it backwards!!
<// J_Daito //> Same thing!!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> No it ain't! go my way and the media goes nuts for you! Go your way and they turn away screaming!
<// J_Daito //> NOT MY WAY! ZOISITE DAMMIT! ZOISITE!!!
<Mdm_Maestro> Wasn't he your superior?
<// J_Daito //> Only because he was playing "spot the submarine" with Kunzite!
<Mdm_Maestro> Finally. A direct reply.
<// J_Daito //> You weak deluded fool... it is UNWISE to gain the attention of a mighty Dark General by insulting him...
<Mdm_Maestro> I could dispose of you with one hand behind my back.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That's because your attack only uses one hand, Michi.
<Mdm_Maestro> Silence!
<FireFly_9> That would be *my* attack.
<// J_Daito //> I've been powered up by the Old Ones! Even a Senshi of the Outer Solar System would find me a worthy match!
<FireFly_9> And my "been powered up" you mean "stolen all their energy and added it to my own", do you not?
<// J_Daito //> What does it matter? Michiru would be a perfect match for me!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> R U hiting on Mirichru?
* --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- raises an eyebrow
<// J_Daito //> No, but I'd like to *hit*--
<Mdm_Maestro> Why Jedite, I had no idea you felt that way...
<// J_Daito //> Wha--
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> HEY!
<// J_Daito //> Waiwaitwait... I
<Mdm_Maestro> Heh... jealous, Haruka?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> HEY! THIS I GOTTA SEE!
<// J_Daito //> W/AHT?!
<Mdm_Maestro> What.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> HAHAHAH yah Michi, you go girl!
<Mdm_Maestro> Wait a moment, I--
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> First Michael, and now Jed?
<FireFly_9> Michael?!
<Mdm_Maestro> I only said that in the dub to make you Jealous!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> hahah you and your supposedly "exciting" idea to play cousins
<// J_Daito //> Wait, you mean that wasn't just a stupid dubism?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Nah, she thought it would add "Spice"...
<FireFly_9> Forgive me, but that is perhaps the most inane thing I have ever heard...
<Mdm_Maestro> Haruka, you weren't supposed to TELL anyone!!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I had wanted to do like that Simpsons episode, where Marge and homer keep messing around in public for fear of getting caught, but she said... cousins. And that's the deal.
<// J_Daito //> ...
<GERMATOID> ...
<FireFly_9> ...
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ,,,
<Mdm_Maestro> HARUKA!!!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I think that's what started the slide, the distance, the enmity, the humilation and the pain...
<Mdm_Maestro> Oh, Haruka...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well it was either that or her cooking. DAMN that's some vile [BLEEP].
<Mdm_Maestro> WELL, I NEVER!!
<GERMATOID> MICHIRU YOU'RE ONE SICK PUPPY! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
<Mdm_Maestro> WELL AT LEAST I'M NOT THE ONE WHO LIKES THEM SO DAMN MUCH!!!
<GERMATOID> THAT WAS THE VIRUS TALKING! THE VIRUS!!!
<// J_Daito //> Yeah yeah Souichi, blame all your tendencies on "the virus"...
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> Y nit? iT wroks 4 m# wen momy or Dady caCh me wit Elioz
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> too much information
<FireFly_9> Yes.
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5 people in a chatbox is the 'masses'?

Also, Jadeite seems quite popular among outer senshi given the Pluto infatuation.

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