Suburban Senshi: The turkey's great but mind the samurai's a killer.
#277: “Haruka's Bitter PSGM Preview”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= The Bile Riseth =-'
<FireFly_9> I'm sorry, everyone... I tried to stop this, but Haruka-poppa's even gone to the insane step of going to a web cafe just to make sure she can make her feelings known about Pretty Guardian Sailormoon.
<FireFly_9> Please understand that her venom seems to stem from the fact that she isn't featured in the new show...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Don't apologize, 'Taru-chan! Why should we be slighted! We, the mighty Senshi of the outer solar system?
<FireFly_9> I don't feel slighted...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That's only because you have no ambition, child!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man, I HATE all the crazy attention this show is getting! Why praise them when the producers can't even get crap right!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> Lik wat
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ok take this for example:

<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> This is supposed to be "Usagi".
<FireFly_9> Yes, and?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> First of all, her hair is the wrong color, and second, the can't even pull off the Odango look right!
<FireFly_9> The Odango look? That's hardly a realistic hairstyle anyway...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man, even Daffney from WCW was able to pull off the Odango look better than this chick

<FireFly_9> Oh please... those are obviously muffs of some kind.
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> LOL OMG dey lok lik mikey moose earz
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> MAn it's still more authentic looking than what the "real" Usagi's got going on
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And look at Ami chan

<FireFly_9> Where's Ami-chan...?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> EXACTLY. The hair is TOTALLY messed up on this one

<FireFly_9> Now that hair is shaped properly...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah, but look at the COLOR! It's like Ami's going grey before her time because of all the studying she's done...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Once again, Daffney from WCW does a better job aping the hair than the real deal

<FireFly_9> I think you're being too hypercritical, Haruka-poppa
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh yeah? Oh yeah?! Look at this shot of Tuxedo Mask!

<FireFly_9> I think he looks rather dashing, myself...
* .'~SugaBB_2999~'. drolls lik a rabd dig
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Don't you people SEE?!
<FireFly_9> What?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> First of all, he's got a string holding up his mask... a damn STRING
<FireFly_9> _;
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man, the REAL tuxedo mask would never need a damn string to hold up HIS mask
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> But that's not the most glaring error by FAR
<FireFly_9> Pray tell, do enlighten us.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So blind... so very Blind....!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Perhaps this picture of the REAL DEAL will make the error apparent

* .'~SugaBB_2999~'. iz in rust 4 hr poopa
<FireFly_9> I don't see anything noticeably different.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Look again
<FireFly_9> Nothing.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Look AGAIN
<FireFly_9> Sorry.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> AGAIN DAMMIT
<FireFly_9> Will you please just tell me?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Live action POSER-BOY's hair is TOO Long!!!!
<FireFly_9> Oh, for the love of God...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Damn HIPPY! Damn Tuxedo Wearing Hippy!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And let's not get started on the fetid piece of crap knockoff imitation that is supposed to be "Sailor V"

*** [ Dr_Xadium ] has kicked --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- from #Suburbansenshi (REASON: Daring to question the splendid magnificence of V-chan)
<FireFly_9> Thank goodness for that.
<// J_Daito //> Poor Ten'ou... so bitter....
<// J_Daito //> But it will all be better soon... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
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