#266: “Sometimes Progress is bad”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= Amway was more legit than this =-'
<// J_Daito //> Greetings, fellow websurfers!
<FireFly_9> Jedite seems chipper today...
<GERMATOID> THAT'S BECAUSE I HOOKED HIM UP WITH A DSL MODEM AND A PENTIUM IV! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Holy [BLEEP]... you mean Jed got upgraded?
<// J_Daito //> That's right! And now that I don't have to wait half an eternity for webpages to load, my Dark General instincts have led me to the new KEY to ULTIMATE POWER!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That ninja website?
<// J_Daito //> No, Ten'ou! Don't you SEE? There's tons of money to be made out there in this... this "cyber" space...!
<FireFly_9> Gods no. I can sense where this is going.
<// J_Daito //> It's so SIMPLE! By focusing on matrix mission-critical initiatives, we can profit in NO TIME!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What?
<// J_Daito //> By engaging end-to-end bandwidth and streamlining value-added networks, we can totally revolutionize front-end e-business!!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'm... not... following you.
<// J_Daito //> I know it's hard, Ten'ou, but the revolution is here!! If we seize the chance to generate ubiquitous web services and architect mission-critical infrastructures, we can recontextualize the entire field of value-added e-business! We'll be billionaires!
<FireFly_9> Poor Jedite... still years behind the times.
<// J_Daito //> Excuse me? What exactly is "behind" about delivering cutting-edge content and utilizing distributed supply-chains to innovate out-of-the-box partnerships?
<FireFly_9> Oh, nothing, just that the dot-com bubble exploded two years ago.
<// J_Daito //> "dot-com"... what a perfect catchphrase! It'll be ideal for the pitch sessions when I try to sell the venture capitalists on the notion of incubating efficient markets! We'll seize transparent mindshare!!!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I don't think I can take much more of "Dot Bomber" Jedite. Someone please downgrade his ass back to the 16.8 and the 386 machine...
<// J_Daito //> It's not my fault you can't handle the idea of engaging synergistic action-items to generate back-end users. :P
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