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I saw this over at wrestlecrap
And now, from the annals of yet to be created crap, I present....
WrestleCrap Gimmick No. 2817
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"Deke, The Evil IT Administrator" (Deke, see, it rhymes with "geek"!)
From: Silicon Valley
Weight: 210 lbs, mostly fat from all the pizza and tacos.
Favorite saying: "Youre about to get TOSsed!"
Finishing move: Big Re-Boot
Characteristics: Wears thick-framed glasses, still has acne, lives in
Annoying habits: Owns a spammer-friendly ISP. Finds minute reasons to
discontinue internet service of innocent fans, and breaks in said fans'
houses to manually disconnect them from the internet.
Disgusting habit: Chatting with 17 year old girls on AIM.
Entrance music: Anything by Bal-Sagoth
There really needs to be a randome wrestling character generator...