#248: “It's not faked, it's fixed”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= All quiet on the Northern Front =-'
*** SpeedRcrX [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Any sign of the insane freak?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> The *other* insane freak
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I've been doing some research into insane dementia in the hopes of finding a way to deal with ol' Kim Jong
<FireFly_9> I've done that research as well... I call it "living at home with father".
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Anyway, I think I found a good case study for us... it was in my wrestling bookmarks.
<// J_Daito //> An instance of insane dementia in professional wrestling? Ludicrously unthinkable!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man, there was this dude, the Ultimate Warrior... he was like a jacked-up powerhouse of a man... now he just rambles on a lot.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> http://www.ultimatewarrior.com/menu.html
* FireFly_9 looks
<FireFly_9> "Now is not the time to have sweaty palms or an even soggier case of dementia"... I seem to recall some old saying about pots and black kettles...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man, the problem with this guy is 50% of what he says makes sense, and the other 50% is utter crap. And he says the stuff that makes sense first, so you get led into the crap before you can prepare yourself
<// J_Daito //> Take it in the face, Ten'ou... it's all good when one seeks a "full-blown warriorization!"
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man I used to like this guy... what the hell happened to him?
<FireFly_9> In his latest rant he calls CNN and others "liberal" media... now I know something is skewed in his mind
<// J_Daito //> Umm, hate to tell you this, Tomoe-chan, but compared to the Right-leaning sinkhole that is Faux news, The others are flaming liberals...
<FireFly_9> I had never considered that.
<// J_Daito //> See I always knew wrestlers were crazy insane fools
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> No man, some are real funny without being damaged in the head. Check out this thread of funny wrestling quotes:
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> http://wienerboard.com/thread.php/id%3D9606%26page%3D1
<// J_Daito //> Heh... your puny wrestling disgusts me... where's the fatal death-strikes and the severed limbs of the unfortunate losers?
<// J_Daito //> I mean they even go out of their way to pick stupid names... like that "Hulk Hogan" ripped off the Incredible Hulk... and he's nowhere near as cool
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> They once did a power level comparison and it's not as far off as you might think
<// J_Daito //> You're ing me
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> http://www.estragand.com/comics/hulk.asp
<// J_Daito //> ...
<// J_Daito //> It's an actual comparison...
<// J_Daito //> WTF Ten'ou? Do you just gather these insane bits of information all day?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I love the internet man
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOVE IT
<// J_Daito //> Fine then
* // J_Daito // loads up Google
<// J_Daito //> Metallia Curse Google! The damn thing takes so blasted long to load on my machine! and it's front page is so loaded with useless graphical bloat!
<FireFly_9> You mean that one GIF?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I guess any GIF is too much when you surf the web at 4800 bps
<// J_Daito //> You can kiss my ancient Dark Kingdom Ten'ou
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL
<// J_Daito //> Here. Proof that wrestling is full of crap
<// J_Daito //> http://www.wrestlecrap.com/
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> COOOOOL!
* // J_Daito // blinks
<// J_Daito //> Did you just say "COOOOL!"?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man, there's nothing a wrestling fan likes more than to look back and see the painfully stupid crap that goes on sometimes...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Exactly!!
<// J_Daito //> Un believeable
<FireFly_9> "Freddy is, of course, based on Freddy Krueger, the child-molester turned serial killer, in the Nightmare On Elm Street films. He even came out wearing the bladed glove. Oh, and he was a babyface, as you can tell here, where he was teaming up with Dustin Rhodes.
<FireFly_9> Yes sir, nothing says "clean cut hero" more than a monstrous burn-ward escapee who had a thing for 8 year olds."
<// J_Daito //> "All I know is that, in a war of wits, Rick Steiner was outpromo'ed by inanimate ragdoll. And if that's not WrestleCrap, folks, I don't know what is."
<// J_Daito //> Gah I see here it says the "Macho Man" Randy Savage is going to release a new rap album
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "Forbidden You don't have permission to access to this document on this server."
<// J_Daito //> That's because he probably doesn't want people posting about the LAST atrocious rap song he did
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hey man I always use that to help me remember the names of the planets
<// J_Daito //> Oh, I bet that's a hell of a task, Sailor URANUS
<// J_Daito //> Man I'm sorry... when I want a good fight I just load up Bruce Lee on the old Atari
<B4DD3R-th4n-KingKong-Itz-Kim-jonG!!!> iN NoRhT KoReA We DoN'T HaVe WReStLiNg-- I MaKe My ENEMiEs fGiHT foR thEiR LiVEs in A PIt FuLL of BOiLinG OIL anD deAdLy SnaKeS!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> God it, he was just lurking!!
<B4DD3R-th4n-KingKong-Itz-Kim-jonG!!!> ThAt is LiTe, MAn-FaCE, FoL I Am ThE MaSTeR oF ThE RuRK
<B4DD3R-th4n-KingKong-Itz-Kim-jonG!!!> I inVeNTeD RuRkinG
<FireFly_9> But don't the deadly snakes die in the boiling oil?
<B4DD3R-th4n-KingKong-Itz-Kim-jonG!!!> SiLenCe Yoer W
<FireFly_9> Yes?
<// J_Daito //> Kim Jong?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Crazy ass Don-King Wanna-Be Mother er?
<B4DD3R-th4n-KingKong-Itz-Kim-jonG!!!> SoLLy, I hAd to HaVe my TypInG SrAVe ShOt-- hE MaDE TOo ToO maNy TypOs
<B4DD3R-th4n-KingKong-Itz-Kim-jonG!!!> I Do NOT Let mY GoDrY FinGeRs TouCh thE FilThy WeStERn CapTaRisT MaChinEs!
*** [ B4DD3R-th4n-KingKong-Itz-Kim-jonG!!! ] has kicked GERMATOID from #Suburbansenshi (REASON: KiM JoNg OWNz j00!! )
*** [ B4DD3R-th4n-KingKong-Itz-Kim-jonG!!! ] has kicked FireFly_9 from #Suburbansenshi (REASON: KiM JoNg OWNz j00!! )
*** [ B4DD3R-th4n-KingKong-Itz-Kim-jonG!!! ] has kicked // J_Daito // from #Suburbansenshi (REASON: KiM JoNg OWNz j00!! )
*** [ B4DD3R-th4n-KingKong-Itz-Kim-jonG!!! ] has kicked --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- from #Suburbansenshi (REASON: KiM JoNg OWNz j00!! )
<B4DD3R-th4n-KingKong-Itz-Kim-jonG!!!> I WiL LuL U ARR! HAHAhahahaHAhahaAHahahahaAAHAHA!
*** Disconnected