#241: “Now I don't have to worry about picking the right radio station anymore”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= Whatever happened to CapeBot?! =-'
<FireFly_9> I can't stand it anymore!
<// J_Daito //> Whoah, Hotaru-chan uses an exclamation point-- this must be big
<// J_Daito //> (its not some lame politiks rant is it?
<FireFly_9> No. I'm going DEAF!!
<// J_Daito //> Huh?
<FireFly_9> Haven't you NOTICED what's going on in this house?
<// J_Daito //> Like what
<FireFly_9> Oh, I don't know-- the trembling, the shaking, the house tearing itself apart at the seams...
<// J_Daito //> Well we *are* in the middle of an earthquake
<FireFly_9> ...
<FireFly_9> That's no Earthquake, Jedite...
<FireFly_9> Haruka-poppa has been playing Eminem with the subwoofers set to "Ultra-Maximum Infinity Bass++ 3000".
<// J_Daito //> I was WONDERING why the damn quake was going for over half an hour...
<// J_Daito //> And why it had an odd sense of angry-at-the-world white boy rhythm
<FireFly_9> Well UPSTAIRS its like a Tsunami of sound... I can barely type as it is.
<// J_Daito //> So unplug the damn thing
<FireFly_9> I can't get close enough, the bass waves would liquify my intestines
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> sit dis mit b prefect 4 ami-chuns costipation
<// J_Daito //> She's not constipated, that's her normal personality
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> o yah
<GERMATOID> DON'T WORRY, DEAR! THE SCIENTISTS AT MIT HAVE THE PERFECT DEFENSE!!
<FireFly_9> Really, what's that father-- a perfect earplug?
<GERMATOID> THOSE CRAZY FOOLS HAVE MADE A RADIO STATION
<GERMATOID> THAT MIXES 40 STATIONS AT ONCE
<GERMATOID> TO CREATE A WALL OF STATISTICALLY SIGNIFICANT MUSIC!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
<GERMATOID> http://eigenradio.media.mit.edu/
<// J_Daito //> I can't run it-- Winamp crawls on my 386
<GERMATOID> HERE'S 5 BUCKS, GO BUY A 486
<// J_Daito //> Are they on the market yet?
* FireFly_9 loads the stream and sets her subwoofer to maximum
<GERMATOID> IT'S MORE TREBLE THAN BASS, DEAR
<FireFly_9> Why should I have to deafen myself to stop myself from being deafened? This is ridiculous.
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> itz mre treble den itz wrt
<// J_Daito //> The germ actually said somehting that made sense. And a pun, no less...
<GERMATOID> I SAY WE VIVISECT HER FOR STUDY! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
<// J_Daito //> Right on!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> gd dam it u bstrds! if U cum nr me ill set up on dis stipstol and kik al yer ases!!!!!!
<// J_Daito //> stipstol?
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> sepstool! da ting i gotz to clim up on to kik ppls ases bcuz dey R so tal
<// J_Daito //> LOL
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fack U beach
*** Disconnected





 






One of the many reasons I'm still living up here in Canada.

Mee, think I'll do the next two comics based on an educational film about...

Peaches.

YingGirl [e-mail] • 08/14/03 01:13am

Ha, the RIAA isn't going to go around arresting everyone in America. They may be stupid but they're not about to go bankrupt. They'll probably try to make an example out of some people to show that "we're serious" but thats the extent it'll run to. They don't own the rights to every song recorded on MP3 in the world (not that I've downloaded any of their songs because contemporary American music tends to be trash regardless) and are just busy blowing smoke up people's asses.

Whomever they sue needs to take a Hank Reardon stance and say that he doesn't believe in the legitimacy of any court that tries him.

Hey guys, thanks to a company known as RIAA, MP3s will be illegal and will lead to lots of lawsuits.

And they're not kidding.

Man, I feel sorry for people that have MP3 players now.

YingGirl [e-mail] • 08/13/03 09:20pm

I put that on. Why would someone do this?

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