#241: “Now I don't have to worry about picking the right radio station anymore”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= Whatever happened to CapeBot?! =-'
<FireFly_9> I can't stand it anymore!
<// J_Daito //> Whoah, Hotaru-chan uses an exclamation point-- this must be big
<// J_Daito //> (its not some lame politiks rant is it?
<FireFly_9> No. I'm going DEAF!!
<// J_Daito //> Huh?
<FireFly_9> Haven't you NOTICED what's going on in this house?
<// J_Daito //> Like what
<FireFly_9> Oh, I don't know-- the trembling, the shaking, the house tearing itself apart at the seams...
<// J_Daito //> Well we *are* in the middle of an earthquake
<FireFly_9> ...
<FireFly_9> That's no Earthquake, Jedite...
<FireFly_9> Haruka-poppa has been playing Eminem with the subwoofers set to "Ultra-Maximum Infinity Bass++ 3000".
<// J_Daito //> I was WONDERING why the damn quake was going for over half an hour...
<// J_Daito //> And why it had an odd sense of angry-at-the-world white boy rhythm
<FireFly_9> Well UPSTAIRS its like a Tsunami of sound... I can barely type as it is.
<// J_Daito //> So unplug the damn thing
<FireFly_9> I can't get close enough, the bass waves would liquify my intestines
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> sit dis mit b prefect 4 ami-chuns costipation
<// J_Daito //> She's not constipated, that's her normal personality
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> o yah
<GERMATOID> DON'T WORRY, DEAR! THE SCIENTISTS AT MIT HAVE THE PERFECT DEFENSE!!
<FireFly_9> Really, what's that father-- a perfect earplug?
<GERMATOID> THOSE CRAZY FOOLS HAVE MADE A RADIO STATION
<GERMATOID> THAT MIXES 40 STATIONS AT ONCE
<GERMATOID> TO CREATE A WALL OF STATISTICALLY SIGNIFICANT MUSIC!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
<GERMATOID> http://eigenradio.media.mit.edu/
<// J_Daito //> I can't run it-- Winamp crawls on my 386
<GERMATOID> HERE'S 5 BUCKS, GO BUY A 486
<// J_Daito //> Are they on the market yet?
* FireFly_9 loads the stream and sets her subwoofer to maximum
<GERMATOID> IT'S MORE TREBLE THAN BASS, DEAR
<FireFly_9> Why should I have to deafen myself to stop myself from being deafened? This is ridiculous.
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> itz mre treble den itz wrt
<// J_Daito //> The germ actually said somehting that made sense. And a pun, no less...
<GERMATOID> I SAY WE VIVISECT HER FOR STUDY! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
<// J_Daito //> Right on!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> gd dam it u bstrds! if U cum nr me ill set up on dis stipstol and kik al yer ases!!!!!!
<// J_Daito //> stipstol?
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> sepstool! da ting i gotz to clim up on to kik ppls ases bcuz dey R so tal
<// J_Daito //> LOL
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fack U beach
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