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Suburban Senshi Entry #2391 - “12 Days of Temu! Do your Civic Duty!!”
#2391 “12 Days of Temu! Do your Civic Duty!!”
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Log excerpt starts - 17 June 2024 6:11PM
Welcome back to the 2024 edition of "Twelve Days of Temu!", where we selected 12 random words from a word generator and searched for them in Temu, finding the craziest stuff we could that matched.
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte
For day four, our word was VOTER, and this one was hard because 99% of the s[BLEEP]te on Temu related to that word was related to a certain piece of s[BLEEP]t. I don't think I need explain further.
But we were able to find something.
How far down the barrel did you have to scrape?
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte

@Sakura X. Aino
That... seems reasonable?
They have the look of a JoJo's Bizarre Adventure character getting ready to beat the s[BLEEP]t out of you for the crime of BREATHING
This is not "Please vote!" This is "Vote or we will ORA ORA ORA your ass into a bloody smear on the pavement!"
@[ DR. XADiUM ]
fixed it for you
* SpeedRcrX silently craps pants *
Log excerpt ends - 17 June 2024 6:43PM

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