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Suburban Senshi Entry #2388 - “Light entertainment is in our DNA! The Twelve Days of Temu starts NOW!”
#2388 “Light entertainment is in our DNA! The Twelve Days of Temu starts NOW!”
@spritflame
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Log excerpt starts - 14 June 2024 5:12PM
@SpeedRcrX
In the name of innovating the frontiers of Cheapo entertainment, we bring you the 2024 edition of "Twelve Days of Temu!", where we selected 12 random words from a word generator and searched for them in Temu, finding the craziest stuff we could that matched.
@Sakura X. Aino
This was actually harder than we thought because Temu's search engine actually works and delivers sensible results, so we did have to significantly scroll to see the surreal stuff.
@SpeedRcrX
Let's show them today's item, sneaky future kid!
@Sakura X. Aino
For day one, our word was GENETIC




@SpeedRcrX
What it's like if Randy Orton was the Armored Titan from Attack on Titan
Det. Ema Skye
He seems really pleased to be completely lacking skin
Vermellia X. Rosso
Like, what is this? a
A poster, a painting, what?
@SpeedRcrX
A canvas poster for the wall
// J_Daito //
So let me get this straight
you hang it on the wall. One night you bring your date home, things are hot and heavy and you're down to do the deed and then the door opens and they see this giant painting of a guy with no skin
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert
Hey for some people that's a turn on
@SpeedRcrX
FOR LIKE HANNIBAL LECTER
@spritflame
Log excerpt ends - 14 June 2024 5:42PM





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September 22, 1999: Minako and Makoto were observing a bank robbery, when Kaolinite attacked using Ayatoriko, determined to find the three Talismans. As the Senshi joined the fight one after another, Princess Kaykuu appeared, jumping into battle only when attacked. Prince Endymion got completely flabbergasted. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through a precision-guided rose throw from the Moonlight Knight. Sailor Moon used the Ginzushou to win.


[08:26] <ginga TV internet newsflash> * * * STUART, Fla. -- A 480-pound Martin County woman has died after emergency workers tried to remove her from the couch where she had remained for about six years. * * *
[08:27] <C'est_la_V> ....
[08:27] <FireFly_9> Heh, sounds like your future, sempai
[08:29] <ginga TV internet newsflash> * * * Emergency workers had to remove some sliding glass doors and lift the couch, with Grinds still on it, to a trailer behind a pickup truck. Removing her from the couch would be too painful, since her body was grafted to the fabric. After years of staying put, her skin had literally become one with the sofa and had to be surgically removed. * * *
[08:30] <// J_Daito //> Actually this is probably Ten'ou's future


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