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#2331 “Its bad information! Also, Episode Eight of "Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities" is here!! ”
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| Flame_Sniper
Like how many times can a person get arrested and still not end up in jail?
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 | FireFly_9
Haruka-poppa knows all about this
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| SpeedRcr_X
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE POSTER CHILD FOR BAD BEHAVIOR
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| FireFly_9
Because - and I'll spell it out or you -- you were the good-looking High School jock who was adored by everyone and never grew out of the "I'm stotally awesome and I can get away with anything I want and no one will say anything because I'm popular" phase of your life and you feel that rules are only optional as they pertain to you, Haruka-poppa.
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| SpeedRcr_X
But I am good looking
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| SpeedRcr_X
And I am popular
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| SpeedRcr_X
And life has taught me that for me, rules are just suggestions.
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| SpeedRcr_X
like, I'm just going with the hand fate has dealt me
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| Flame_Sniper
...
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| FireFly_9
Yes. Fate, and Michiru-momma's bank balance.
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| SpeedRcr_X
Hey our meeting was fate. Our instant chemistry was fate. Her awakening in the backseat of my Ferrari was fate.
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| FireFly_9
She was a Senshi before you
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| SpeedRcr_X
Not that kind of awakening
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| FireFly_9
...
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 | Mdm_Maestro
I was "awake" long before that, dear.
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| SpeedRcr_X
what
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| Flame_Sniper
O...K... this is too much information now
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| Rule34Rocks
Au contraire it is not enough *starts taking notes for a slashfic*
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| FireFly_9
Ugh
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| FireFly_9
There's not enough mind bleach
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| FireFly_9
To try and cleanse my mind here is Episode Eight of "Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities"
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| Rule34Rocks
And coming soon (literally?) "Haruka and Michiru: Tales from the Backseat of Love".
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| FireFly_9
no just no
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| Rule34Rocks
"Yes, Haruka, yes!" Michiru screamed in rapturous delight as, in a supreme twist of irony, she became the one on the recieving end of a 'Deep Submerge'."
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| FireFly_9
aUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
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Seramuun Urtora
August 13, 2001: Mamoru and Artemis were outside school, when Cere-Cere attacked using Damburu, determined to seduce Sailor Moon. As the Senshi stood there waiting for the enemy to make the next move, Safir joined them, castigating the girls for their sentimentality. The Moonlight Knight got relentlessly hit on by Fish-Eye. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through a sudden turn towards and ethical lifestyle by the Villain. Sailor Moon used the Moon Tiara action attack to win.
<Mdm_Maestro> Have I swallowed some kind of hallucinogenic drug, or did I just hear you praising Walt Disney, the sugar-coated candy-cane diabetes in the rotted pancreas of American pop culture, for their kind treatment of fluffy little animals, whom you have in the past referred to as "scurrying, flea ridden fur coats with feet"?
Suburban Senshi: We could save the internets, but we're lazy.