Suburban Senshi Entry #2270 - “[Nobody November] Behold! The Burning Secrets of Hino Rei's Culinary Kitchen!!”
#2270 “[Nobody November] Behold! The Burning Secrets of Hino Rei's Culinary Kitchen!!”
Excerpt Start - 07:12 AM 11/08/22
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SpeedRcr_X
I totally would blow 44 billion dollars to take over a social media network just to meme and exact revenge on my haters
// J_Daito //
Especially if it's not 44 billion of your money
SpeedRcr_X
Exactly!
FireFly_9
Isn't that sort of what you do here already, Haruka-poppa?
SpeedRcr_X
Hey you guys took over my blog way back when :P
Flame_Sniper
We're not trapped here with you, Haruka-san, you're trapped here with us :P
SpeedRcr_X
Morning Rei and :P
SpeedRcr_X
Hey, thanks for hosting that cookout at the Shrine the other day, the food was excellent, especially the lasagne. It was perfect
FireFly_9
It was really good, yes.
Flame_Sniper
Thank you all for coming! We were able to raise a ton of money for the shrine
SpeedRcr_X
But you know Yuuichiro is rich, why do you even need to do fundraisers?
Flame_Sniper
Because it's important for the shrine to maintain connections with the community, and it's not something we should be funding out-of-pocket. What if our fortunes decline some day? We should still be able to take care of the place.
IrnChef_Jovian
Rei-chan you have to tell me how you got that lasagne so perfectly baked. Even I can't get it that good!
Flame_Sniper
It's a family secret :3
Mdm_Maestro
I know the process, dear.
Mdm_Maestro
Behold, the vision I glimpsed the night before the cookout~
Mdm_Maestro
Flame_Sniper
...
IrnChef_Jovian
... wait. Are you using your mystical power to bake the lasagne?
Flame_Sniper
What :P If you and Usagi-chan can bake your cookies and sweets with "love" why can't I imbue my cooking with my fiery passion?
// J_Daito //
You can put as much of your "fiery passion" into my meals, Hino.
Flame_Sniper
Stop making it sound dirty by putting quotes around it, Jedite!
// J_Daito //
I don't know what you mean. I'm just saying your cooking "technique" is so "hot".
September 7, 1998: Motoko was attending an audition for a new TV show, when Karaberas attacked using Ryuakusu, determined to find the golden dream mirror. As the Senshi stupidly played along with the monster of the day, Helios appeared, contacting the girls telepathically and urging them to fight. The Moonlight Knight got resurrected. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through inspiration from the cries of the helpless. Sailor Moon used Artemis' sudden recollection of obscure Silver Millennium trivia to win.
<Sailor Venus> Kisama... You DARE... SPEAK TO ME, ABOUT LOVE! (light EXPLODES from her body) AFTER YOU KILLED MY OLDEST, CLOSEST FRIEND?! NOT TO MENTION MY HUSBAND?! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK FOR ME TO GET HITCHED?!
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